marty subprime

I was legit heartbroken and cried real human tears about it!!

Similar process happened at a gym I attended. I was the first fat queer woman to join, but not the last. Business was booming, all kinds of bodies. They were doing great video workouts during lockdown and then abruptly closed and reopened as a men's-only training program.

Hello internet friends! I am working on a feature about the people making whistles and popup leftist supply depots and looking for people to talk to; sometimes casting a wide net yields people I haven't found yet! I am in touch with Bree and Courtney, but if YOU are a whistle logistician...

We Asked 22 OB-GYNs What’s The Weirdest Thing They Ever Delivered

This was one of my favorite headlines I pitched at Clickhole clickhole.com/we-asked-22-...

Thinking about the time a friend introduced me to her friend who was an OB-GYN, and I asked her if there was anything surprising about her job, and she said, “I’ve seen WAY more tattoos of cherries than you’d expect”

No I really like this one lol it was all the unfunny ones I didn’t like

OH

Edited screenshot of symphony of the night, where Richter confronts Dracula at the beginning of the game Dracula is saying "you can't even drink blood any more, because of wokeness"

I would never close replies to YOU, Kendra

We’ve all had a great time but I gotta turn off interactions on this one.

Yes, you are missing where it says Sleep at the top. Many people have trouble sleeping while traveling.

not that I need to be at this range, but I'm a fucking surgeon with this havana syndrome raygun

Reading articles about AI psychosis reminds me of my dad's classic joke when I would ask, e.g., what does the thermometer say? "It doesn't say anything, you have to read it!" Gemini didn't "send" someone to the airport to do a domestic terrorism. I feel like we need better language for this

lmfao

I shoulda never smoked that shit now I got dysphoria

yeah like, weed is weed, I'm sure it's good, but this ad is nuts

oh nooooo pill-in-throat is one of the worst feelings

a very misty view of the chicago river in downtown

unironically one of my favorite kinds of chicago weather

I have not yet had a successful edible experience. I read that some people lack the digestive enzymes to activate the THC or something? No idea if that's true of course.

same thing with the "20 minutes" claim!

<looking at my watch and tapping my foot> come onnnnn kick innnn alreadyyyyyy

finally, a weed that's great for all genders. loud enough for a man, but mid-balanced just for you.

THE WORLD'S FIRST PRECISION CANNABIS SIX PRECISE EXPERIENCES IN 20 MINUTES OR LESS

I rebuke Founder Mindset weed. That’s not weed that’s homework

Fascinating glimpse of the delusion and narcissism of the Epstein class

The Rebirth of Jonathan Glazer’s ‘Birth’ Following Jonathan Glazer's peculiar reincarnation tale down the bumpy path to respectability.

For The Reveal, I wrote about Jonathan Glazer’s BIRTH, in which an everlasting love that transcends death is, more simply and unromantically, grief: thereveal.film/the-rebirth-...

One of the best novels I've read in recent years. I won't shut up about it to anyone who asks what I've read lately. Check it out if you haven't!

I uh. Haven't earned it

Did I ever tell you that when I was a kid and I saw the Simpsons episode where Homer goes to the mental hospital and gets the INSANE stamp on his hand that won't wash off, I thought that was real. I was terrified of getting the INSANE stamp!!

YES! FINALLY! Can you get a "very stable" certificate to show off?

A photo of the Chicago skyline viewed from the north across a stretch of open blue water. The skyline is silhouetted against a light pastel sunrise sky

A wintry photo of the Chicago River surrounded by the dense downtown cityscape. There's an elevated train crossing a bridge in the foreground

A photo looking along elevated train tracks towards the distant Sears Tower under a bright blue sky

A photo of the Chicago skyline from the south taken from a park full of yellow winter grasses

Happy birthday Chicago!

"Come and show me another city with lifted head singing so proud to be alive and coarse and strong and cunning."