marty subprime

so often "is this a vocal stim?" just comes down to "can I picture David Letterman saying it to Paul?" Hump-plumping injectables, Paul.

new vocal stim dropped

I love these!

Pitt Faces

Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.

Phantom of the Opurra

VOID 1680 AM by Bannerless Games A solo playlist building game about being a lone voice in the dark.

Hey, friends. Three years ago today I released VOID 1680 AM, the response to which legitimately changed my life.

I've added 100 community copies free to download. Become the late-night radio DJ of your dreams and build a playlist tied to your history with music here: bannerless.games/voidam

how do you think he draws so much. he's a 2x cartoonist

Mr. Milchick is displeased.

happy international women's day

"Sorry I couldn't do my math homework over the break, I was busy almost figuring something out. Got to let it percolate a few more years while the churchiness dies out of me, though."

That makes me so happy to hear. I have it on vinyl and play it pretty often. Great album!

Let me be clear: Seether is a great song. But I realized at age 43 that the clip, the one used in the commercial I hoped they played every ad break, is a loop of the one second of the video where Nina and Louise almost kiss. usual suspects mug drop dot gif

So we were watching a broadcast from December 1994, the Christmas break I was 12, a period when I watched A LOT of MTV. Deep memories. This commercial came on, and I said "oh this was one of the best Buzz Clips, the one with Seether."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEC8...

I got a free tulip at the grocery store for International Women's Day.

Grandma’s Marathon poster spotted

shaggy: picture this we were both butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor

chotiner: sure. go on

PANEL 1: Two cowboys are standing on a porch looking out. COWBOY 1: "Every day shit sucks harder'n ever, n' I jes get slower n' weaker." PANEL 2: The older cowboy speaks. COWBOY 2: "We ain't meant to triumph, son. We wrassle the angel, n' the point ain't to win, it's to wrassle. That's how the angel's gotta see it, anyhow."

with cooter ray beechum near wiley creek

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Loomis the black cat wearing a pink stuffed strawberry soft collar. He looks a little concerned and very handsome.

Loomis the black cat sitting on his shelf by the window, still wearing the strawberry. He's looking directly into the lens and licking his chops with his pink tongue. One of his three white belly spots is visible.

Loomis has to wear a soft collar for a few minutes while his itchiness medication soaks in, and he's not as mad about it as I predicted. As long as he's eating a treat he forgets the humiliation (many such cases)

EIGHT... HUNDRED... MIIIILLLLIIOOOON BACKERS

people should be less GREEDY with their blood but yall aren't ready for that convo -> 600 ! 34 ? 71

greedy

Hell yeah!

I was reading a book with MTV on, same as it ever was

this is so fun because i know an LLM wouldn’t give me a response this creative. like this took the funniest shortcut possible. come have fun at youraislopbores.me

sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

It’s ugly, and it’s under the metra track at Addison and Lincoln. Community alert: ugly truck in north center

I saw a matte black cybertruck and thought “it’s matte fuck friday” but I can just tell you about that without making you look at the picture I took, right. You don’t need to see this thing

What the hell are they feeding him over there?

One person says some incredibly stupid lib-brained bullshit and everyone falls all over themselves to post "um no??? have you been paying attention sweety????" and there's no need for it. Put an upside down cup over that person and walk away

I cannot overstate how much I don't need to see dunks on an I'm Still With Her post in 2026. When you find one of those people you just note them for biological study and then ignore what they say forever

If you haven’t seen this, you HAVE to see this.