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Zoe Britton

@zoebritton.bsky.social

She/Her. Bi. Retired public lady lover. Fucking nerd. Can probably beat you at Scrabble. The pic is from over 20yrs ago so don’t

608 Followers  |  104 Following  |  459 Posts  |  Joined: 16.05.2023  |  2.2101

Latest posts by zoebritton.bsky.social on Bluesky

It’s fucking awful

07.10.2025 06:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, I can not pledge allegiance towards your hands soooo……

07.10.2025 06:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listen… the thing that people should have group hatred towards is the Bezos “fashion” at fashion week…

07.10.2025 06:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I look fire 🤷🏻‍♀️

07.10.2025 06:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like, i get it. Pop music isn’t your favorite. Fair! And, SAME. But you just sound like a fucking idiot as she is winning all over again 🤭

07.10.2025 06:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Taylor haters bore the shit out of me

07.10.2025 05:59 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I divorced you immediately

07.10.2025 05:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wanna put that in my mouth

02.10.2025 05:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Everything is so fucked right now. I need guidance

20.09.2025 06:56 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Just moving through the night like…

06.09.2025 05:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
"Thick thighs?? Oh you mean noise canceling headphones"

"Thick thighs?? Oh you mean noise canceling headphones"

Finding what will definitely be your favorite thing on social media all day early in the morning is such a blessing.

Might just log off.

18.07.2025 12:27 — 👍 16    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

LA don’t play. I’m so glad no one was seriously injured by the driver. But that driver got what he deserved 🤷🏻‍♀️

19.07.2025 19:23 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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🤷🏻‍♀️

28.06.2025 19:01 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do what i want 🤗😘

07.06.2025 05:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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31.05.2025 07:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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31.05.2025 04:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I did. I lived in Pittsburgh. It was awful. Had my friend’s mom teach me how to make enchiladas to survive

31.05.2025 01:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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17.04.2025 23:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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16.04.2025 18:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tasting

16.04.2025 17:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That hasn’t started yet. I can literally see it in men’s eyes 😂

16.04.2025 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That feeling when you know that someone knows your past but won’t admit it….

15.04.2025 05:43 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Thank you and that’s a great idea

14.04.2025 06:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like this world is just a lot currently. I am staying current but trying to avoid the overload of absolute bullshit that’s happening. I want to be here and social in so many ways. But GOD DAMN IT MAN

14.04.2025 05:22 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

I miss weed real bad

11.04.2025 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll say something like "Sorry I never returned your message. Things have been chaotic and difficult lately." but 'lately' is the last decade of my life.

11.04.2025 00:26 — 👍 44    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0
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Dark Pence is back.

02.04.2025 23:48 — 👍 42670    🔁 9929    💬 1681    📌 530

Zero shock

02.04.2025 20:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unfortunately not yet. I do have another tech guru I will be talking to next month

29.03.2025 04:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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