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Zoe Britton

@zoebritton.bsky.social

She/Her. Bi. Retired public lady lover. Fucking nerd. Can probably beat you at Scrabble. The pic is from over 20yrs ago so don’t

635 Followers  |  104 Following  |  459 Posts  |  Joined: 16.05.2023
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It’s fucking awful

07.10.2025 06:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, I can not pledge allegiance towards your hands soooo……

07.10.2025 06:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listen… the thing that people should have group hatred towards is the Bezos “fashion” at fashion week…

07.10.2025 06:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I look fire 🤷🏻‍♀️

07.10.2025 06:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like, i get it. Pop music isn’t your favorite. Fair! And, SAME. But you just sound like a fucking idiot as she is winning all over again 🤭

07.10.2025 06:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Taylor haters bore the shit out of me

07.10.2025 05:59 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I divorced you immediately

07.10.2025 05:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wanna put that in my mouth

02.10.2025 05:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Everything is so fucked right now. I need guidance

20.09.2025 06:56 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Just moving through the night like…

06.09.2025 05:11 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

LA don’t play. I’m so glad no one was seriously injured by the driver. But that driver got what he deserved 🤷🏻‍♀️

19.07.2025 19:23 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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🤷🏻‍♀️

28.06.2025 19:01 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do what i want 🤗😘

07.06.2025 05:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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31.05.2025 07:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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31.05.2025 04:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I did. I lived in Pittsburgh. It was awful. Had my friend’s mom teach me how to make enchiladas to survive

31.05.2025 01:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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17.04.2025 23:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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16.04.2025 18:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tasting

16.04.2025 17:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That hasn’t started yet. I can literally see it in men’s eyes 😂

16.04.2025 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That feeling when you know that someone knows your past but won’t admit it….

15.04.2025 05:43 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Thank you and that’s a great idea

14.04.2025 06:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like this world is just a lot currently. I am staying current but trying to avoid the overload of absolute bullshit that’s happening. I want to be here and social in so many ways. But GOD DAMN IT MAN

14.04.2025 05:22 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

I miss weed real bad

11.04.2025 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll say something like "Sorry I never returned your message. Things have been chaotic and difficult lately." but 'lately' is the last decade of my life.

11.04.2025 00:26 — 👍 45    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0
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Dark Pence is back.

02.04.2025 23:48 — 👍 42514    🔁 9891    💬 1671    📌 528

Zero shock

02.04.2025 20:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unfortunately not yet. I do have another tech guru I will be talking to next month

29.03.2025 04:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0