Gresto

Did god write the wrong address on the package or

*slow clap*

Support the arts but be careful not to accidentally support money laundering instead.

To think this is what we might accidentally destroy civilization for.

#ai

Rough day for Tylenol but can we take a moment to appreciate that Trump and RFK are also technically saying vaccines *aren't* the cause of autism.

The left has done nothing of the sort, aside from bringing up, yet again, that the right continues to block gun control, mental health services, prison reform, and everything else that would REDUCE THIS KIND OF THING.

I guess Nicki Minaj was wrong 😔

Did the responsible thing and took a train instead of a plane from London to Glasgow! Amazing experience. The wifi? 0.2 mb/s baby! Temperature? Sweltering. 😘 Air conditioning? Broken. Cafe? Closed. BUT the speed? Well now, the SPEED... is three times longer. "Wow! Is it cheaper too?" 😅 Also no.

100%

They're trying to make politics sports because they need people to blindly support their team and avoid thinking about what it means.

Came here hoping the comments would be savage, did not disappoint.

Edu-NATO. Love it.

Please exempt @benandjerrys.bsky.social thanx

Just here to point out that the likes on this post are higher than the likes on all but one of his. 🤭

I'm at the point in The Apocalypse™ where apparently I need to listen to zen meditation music while working in order to get anything done.

White House be like so basically TikTok and student op-eds are threats to national security but an alcoholic Nazi accidentally leaking live war plans to a journalist is not.

Here Are the Attack Plans That Trump’s Advisers Shared on Signal The administration has downplayed the importance of the text messages inadvertently sent to The Atlantic’s editor in chief.

What else on these incompetent dickweeds' phones is only one Russian phishing email away from falling into the wrong hands? 🤨 Utterly speechless. #signalgate

This was my immediate thought. Like... girlfriend? Was she a target too? 🤨 Who else was inside?

I am one unprecedented time away from permanently Gollum-devolving straight into this meme cat like some kind of elder millennial stupidity-triggered Animorph.

They have money. They did it for power. And that, they got.

Also, you need to find ways of making Republicans more comfortable betraying him. They're afraid of Musk. Now is the time to pass laws restricting how billionaires can affect campaigns. R's need to feel like their constituents have a bigger say in their reelection than Musk again.

All this "can he do that" bullshit needs to stop. No. He can't. It's illegal. Why is DOGE the one with cops barricading the doors of USAID?

If it makes you feel better I spent a decade basically pronouncing MySQL as "my squirrel"

If the powers at be would just come along on my walks and take notes as I rant into the void, all the world's problems would be solved probably.

Respectfully, it does feel like one.

Yeahhhhh nobody with any sense thought it was a bluff.

No less than all of these all at once will help.

It *should've* occurred to the Dems under Biden.

And now a SECOND PLANE HAS FALLEN FROM THE SKY. There is not enough void to contain the screaming...

Trump and an unelected civilian nazi just got 67 people horrifically killed and next they're sending 30,000 people to a concentration camp solely for the sake of their blind greed, so if the Democrats could stand the fuck up sometime soon that'd be great.