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police dressed as military in front of a police tank

police dressed in camo like soldiers like total knobs

cops dressed head to toe in camo like full kit wankers

I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.

I, too, think we should base more signings on hotness. If we can't compete on the field tactically, at least we look good trying!

Seems like he hasn't been as amazing as he was pre-injury with LAFC, but he has done well with Canada. Possibly wasted signing with current tactics?

Does this team have a leader? A role model? Besides the guy that the coach benched all year but started every playoff game? #rctid

I mean... #rctid

That's your starting right back missing the first game of 2026. #rctid

Please don't let your youth soccer coaches tell you that rondos don't matter and can't replicate games.

$10 says the Timbers sell Surman this off-season and make 2-3 mediocre moves and that's it. #rctid

It's wild to me that we are supposed to believe that the Timbers put together last weekend's performance on 2-3 days of training, but they've been trotting out this 3-at-the-back monstrosity twice a month for a year and still have no clue what to do. #rctid

I know nothing about coaching, but I don't understand why, after playing an entertaining game where we created chances and should have won, after months of dreadful losses, the coach switches back to dreadful play and says it would be too crazy to try the fun soccer again. #rctid

Antony and Lassiter crosses: hard, driven, maximum 20' high.

Da Costa crosses: high, lofted, floating, barely get there.

Fory almost scores on an Antony one, after Kelsy hammers a header high. #rctid

It's not too late, coach. Sub DDC, put in Rojas, push Miller to right back and Antony forward. #rctid

Finn Surman is the best defender on the Timbers and is probably one of the best in the league for his age. But he cannot play a 3-at-the-back at all. It's a waste. #rctid

To be fair I've never really liked it but it seems like they have become those online stores that carry 8 million different clothing items and will print any jpeg you send them. Also seems like Timbers-related motorcycle gangs who also hunt on the side and enjoy imagery of flaming soccer balls.

I'm not sure who the target audience is for the FO's merch in recent years but it sure as heck ain't me.

Saying it's too easy for SD is giving the Timbers way too much credit. #rctid

4:52 into this game, and the Timbers are losing 0-1. #rctid

4:10 into this game and I hate the 3-at-the-back, yet again. San Diego is running rampant between defenders who can't figure out where to stand or pass. #rctid

Excellent pressure and interception at midfield, followed by an excellent advantage decision by the official, leads to an excellent cross and goal! #BAONPDX

There have been about four plays in the second half where I've thought, "That was it, that was the chance to score." Yet the Thorns keep creating them. #BAONPDX

That bicycle would have been a sick goal but she had plenty of time to take it down unfortunately. #BAONPDX

Are you thinking of MLS (and MLSNP) Off Field Treatment Protocol?

Was there another stoppage besides around the 35th minute? Here's the restart on that one.

Moultrie has to score that. The defender ran away from her! 6 yards out. #BAONPDX

Congrats to Darlington Nagbe for an amazing career. Wish he never left Portland. #rctid

Eh, we had just as much drama in 2-game with aggregate. But that doesn't mean I'm not watching tonight lol

They were upset that the last one before half didn't allow advantage because it looked like they were 3v2 and streaking forward. Tough call either way lol. And sounders trying to rile up MN more.

The Minnesota United fan asking for a signature as the guy who just got a red card for headbutting someone walks by 😂😂

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

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