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Boy, I sure am glad our $6m striker showed up for about 15 minutes at the start of a 4-1 loss.

As is tradition, once the going got to tough, the "tough" got going. Kelsy signed out of the game once Vancouver scored and then snubbed Phil's handshake. Crybaby strikes again. #rctid

Has Phil ever cited tactics when explaining philosophy, wins, losses, game states, practices? Or is it always Instagram quotes like, "Play like men or boys," "Gotta have courage," "Played scared"? #rctid

Anyone telling themselves that Chara and Bassett make this something other than a 0-3 loss is living in lala-land. #rctid

I'm going to bed. It's after midnight. Timbers don't look like they've even touched a ball in the past year, let alone practice. #rctid

Timbers striker is through on goal before eventually not shooting the ball.

The Timbers inability to create even a shot when they are in positions like this has bothered me for the Neville era. I don't get it. Other teams consistently score once they break through. Timbers are slow and indecisive. #rctid

If by you'll take a 3-1 loss as being not the worst, I would agree.

They aren't firing Phil this early. Not after their off season comments.

They should offer a 33% discount on all season ticket because that is the going rate on SeatGeek nowadays. I lose money every year I keep re-upping my stupid tickets just because I have to keep buying them.

I'm chillin until I see something for $150 or less.

They didn't get good reviews outside of front office propaganda

These kits look so bad lol #rctid

Another miss from the Thorns on a new kit. I don't get the draw (from both Nike and adidas!) to pale yellow. It is not a PTFC color. At least it's not navy this year..?

Thorns kits were best the first 5 years of the league and peaked at the red and black smoke bomb kit. #baonpdx #rctid

Who is your rep? Josiah is out until March 2 per their auto reply.

The only thing is he's leaving tons of space in Zone 14. Chara to blame, too, but same story for the Timbers.

No but actually I can barely ref two games a day anymore due to my knees or muscles and this guy is sprinting full field with the best of em.

He's actually soon-to-be-40, I hear. I don't know what to think.

Okay every time they mention 39-year old Chara, we take a drink.

But dude, you gotta finish that chance. Probably offside, but still.

Are players going to wear these stupid "USA-250" badges all season??

I'd like to add assists to this line about Guerra as well. #rctid

Not to brag, but my hot take is already looking extremely accurate. Looking forward to watching Velde and Guerra. #rctid

Oh, I know. I'll be there with my dad! Ill join tonight

I'm not. I let my membership lapse a year or two ago and keep forgetting. Too late to get it?

Wait I need this.

I think my puppy gets excited by it bc he gets to hang out with me late at night instead of go to bed

Not San Jose 😭 😭 😭 😭

It's officially Match Week 1. Give me your Timbers Takes: Positive, Negative, and Hot.

Pos: Velde will be very fun to watch.

Neg: Timbers won't be very fun to watch.

Hot: Guerra will have more minutes/goals than Kelsy

#rctid

The adidas obsession with matching light-colored kit socks and shirts with white shorts needs to be looked at. Why are the shorts not yellow? Why weren't the Rose kits from a few years ago pink? #rctid

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Why is it that when a soccer player is sent off the commentators are like, "Oh wow! I have No IdEa wHy tHe PlaYeR has beEn senT Off? Ref's lost their mind"

But in other sports the commentators are like, "Wow, he's outta there! See ya buddy! Look at him walk to the locker room. Booyah!"