Mik

This isn’t shade btw! I love everyone’s pics

Did the aurora even borealis if you didn’t post it on your insta story?

Coffee in chili?! That sounds soooo good 🤤

Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment for Nintendo Switch 2 - Nintendo Official Site Buy Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

Tomorrow is my first stream back after the Achieve-athon and it's a great one to return with. Tomorrow at 2pm CT Nintendo is sponsoring me to play Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment! Check out the game now ninten.do/6005tydXL
and I'll see you at the stream! #nintendopartner

Queen of being pregnant

I didn’t even know they were adding transphobic IP to the game when I posted this 🙃

Everything I know about fortnight I learned against my will

This is about a local gay bar. Being a small business or a staple of the queer community or whatever doesn’t give you the right to deprive people of living wages and safe working conditions. If you’re business model doesn’t support living wages then it’s not a business that should survive

Close up of Barack Obama’s face in red scale. The image contains the words “THEN PERISH”

“I’m a small business! If my employees unionize I’ll be forced to close!”

I open a message from a blank profile. "Are you interested in a 𝓼𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂?" I go back. I am served an ad. I delete the message. I have a new message in a pinned thread. I view the message. They sent an album. I cannot view the album. I do not pay $45/month. I go back. I am served an ad.

I open Grindr. I am served an ad. I view my taps. All from spam bots. Most use pics of women. I navigate back to grid. I am served an ad. I click a profile near the top. I am served an ad. The profile is not close to me. The profile is a spam bot. I go back. I am served an ad. I go to messages.

I am at the point of sincerely pleading with rational famous people to stop using the social media app with a far right ai that’s trying to replace Wikipedia as the single source of truth on the internet!!!

You shoulda seen the MILES long lines of cars for our first Jack in the Box or Dutch Bros

Utahns will line up for ANYTHING

RE ads on the Samsung fridge

I’m so happy a bought a fridge with no screen and just two 7-segment displays rn

It’s perfect btw

Just split a vanilla bean pod for custard if you need me I’ll be sniffing my fingers

Never gonna play the new Pokémon game. But have this.

Gmail’s AI email summary thing keeps misgendering my job’s ceo

“Bite my lip and close my eyes.” Did Green Day write a gooning anthem 30 years too soon? In this essay I will…

Everyone knows why but no one is gonna say it

The funnest part of office culture is trying to have a polite apolitical conversation on zoom about how everything is getting more expensive.

iMessage between me and “Benny”. Thread is as follows: Me: I love you Benny: *screenshot featuring a post with text reading, “Gay white men will keep their hat on anywhere just to hide their receding hairline” and a photo of two men under water still wearing hats* Me: Me at a nude beach in a hat Benny: HEYEJWHEUOORI BEBE Benny: that's so funny Me: I'm BALD Benny: me after 1 week on t Me: Valid

Reminiscing

Putting “top 10% of megabonk players” on my resume

Short kings live longer which is just more proof that they're better. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Abbreviating “constructor” as “c’tor” is a sin so great it rivals the crucifixion or something idk I’ve never been christian ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Screenshot of stream’s system requirements section for a game. Text reads: SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS Windows MINIMUM: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 (64-bit) Processor: potato Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: no Direct: Version 11 Storage: 500 MB available space Sound Card: Any Additional Notes: will run on a toaster (if you ask it nicely) RECOMMENDED: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 (64-bit) Processor: potato 2 Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: yes Direct: Version 12 Storage: 500 MB available space Sound Card: Any

If your game’s minimum requirements are any higher than this I’m not interested 😤

More music should have a prominent Gourd Scraper re Bodyguard

“We’re seeing the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, but what about the CIS-Siberian Orchestra??”
Sorry tickets for Katy Perry were sold out