Mik

I especially hate how hard I have to search the product details for anything marketed as leather for the magic word “polyurethane” 😒

Pleather rebranded as vegan leather and suddenly plastic is considered the environmentally conscious choice

Burtrude and Geraldine Way

Burt is short for Burtrude

Bluesky should not get into this idea that blocking you is a problem. You can be blocked for any reason. You can be blocked because your pfp is annoying. You can be blocked because your vibe sucks.

If you take this personally I think that’s also a reason you can be blocked.

the reason he wants to bomb iran is because its penis to bomb things and vagina to be against bombing things, i know its stupid but it really is that simple

Tbh I don’t think prices will go back down though like corps are just gonna be like “cool more profit for shareholders 🤑” or something like that

This is funny but it’s also kinda bleak

(no but I have a bestie/housemate who’s amazing and I love dearly and an FWB who’s fun to be around and constantly ******* ****** me into oblivion I am genuinely content rn I just wanted to do the bit again)

My 32nd Time of Valen spent single I’m nothing if not consistent

(The article explains but I wanted to do the bit)

I’m once again asking at what point are they no longer considered aftershocks like the was a lifetime ago

Oooh earth quakes again

Apple notification. Text reads: Apple News Top Stories The EPA said it will repeal its 2009 finding that greenhouse gases harm the environment and endanger public health, a move that could upend climate policy.

Really making me question the value of a 401k/retirement account when there’s not gonna be a world for me to retire in

Yesterday I learned that you should definitely take out your nose piercing before you use a Navage or the back might come off and take a trip through your head! If you’re lucky it’ll come out the other nostril but if not

I think if I saw a clone of myself or like a timelooped version of me I wouldn’t immediately recognize myself

You’re telling me a chicken creamed this soup??

The Mormon church has proven yet again that it is a scourge on America. The fact Nick hasn’t been excommunicated speaks volumes of where church leadership stands. Utahns should be livid

That or an incubator for a bunch of geodudes and onyxes (I only know those two ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Like tonsil stones, kidney stones (I think there’s three different types of kidney stones??), gallstones, recently learned that the fluid in your cochlea can have crystals build up in it, liver stones. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if other organs grow rocks too 🙃

Blasphemer?? But I hardly know ‘er!

Our bodies produce an ungodly amount of different rocks

I hope the “can I get a box” woman is doing well

It’s always “hey can we touch base?” And never “hey can we touch tips?” 🥺

Unsurprisingly, it’s mostly size diff and inflation stuff

Rule 34 Pillsbury dough boy

I always feel like such an engineer when I look at assembly code 🧑‍💻

Harry Potter? I’d rather a hairy otter 🤣🤣🤣

So unlovable that even the ego stroking love machine doesn’t love them

Idk who needs to hear this but grok can’t apologize. Grok isn’t a person and cannot feel emotions like remorse or regret. It’s a machine that can string together words in an order statistically likely to sound human. The team behind grok could apologize, but idt they have ¯\_(ツ)_/¯