@potshopboy.bsky.social
This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time. Pan/demi The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci
you can spring sideways if you want
08.03.2026 05:52 — 👍 9 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0Thanks lol. It's temporary.
08.03.2026 05:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg lol they're like vultures.
08.03.2026 05:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
*picks up old bottle from ocean, reads message*
All your base are belong to us.
5 horse power blue hydrolic power unit
I got a power unit for you. 😏
08.03.2026 05:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0💀💀💀
08.03.2026 05:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*picks up old bottle from ocean, reads message*
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*picks up old bottle from ocean, reads message*
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*picks up old bottle from ocean, reads message*
Why don't you ever answer your phone?
Like we do every year, tonight we go back…. to the future.
08.03.2026 04:53 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
A man in a sparkly gold suit with red stars
Ryan Gosling is cracking me up on SNL. He's trying so hard not to laugh.
08.03.2026 04:56 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0TIL that rubbing one's feet together in bed before sleeping is called "cricket feet" and loads of people do it unconsciously to self-soothe. Where are my fellow #crickets?
08.03.2026 04:56 — 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you were the last woman on earth
I wouldn’t do you
I retasked an orifice, for this?
08.03.2026 04:57 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0😍
08.03.2026 05:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
WARIO: haha i just drank your lemonade
MARIO: that was a urine sample
WARIO: a what
MARIO: itsa wee wario
👀
08.03.2026 04:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m sorry I sent your husband nudes. In my defense, he asked.
08.03.2026 04:16 — 👍 57 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 1I'm kinda low key bummed that my gps mapping apps assume that I will speed
08.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Claude just told me to dump my high school girlfriend.
08.03.2026 04:13 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0What a time to be aware of facts and information
08.03.2026 04:13 — 👍 63 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 1Yeah that's basically it. Shit bosses can ruin any job.
08.03.2026 03:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Julie Andrews sitting in a field with children Sound o' Music-style, but she's playing Soothsayer by Buckethead, dressed as same.
03.05.2025 05:46 — 👍 85 🔁 11 💬 5 📌 0Definitely. I don't put up with shit jobs.
08.03.2026 03:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And a half moon would then be a quarter moon. The whole system would have to change. Absolute chaos. I'm here for it.
08.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why do they call it the moon when it looks like a single butt cheek at best. should call it halfmoon
08.03.2026 03:03 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0You should try eating when you’re bored
08.03.2026 02:48 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0I agree.
08.03.2026 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How many would not follow illegal orders though? How many know they don't have to? How many are scared to stand up? If I was 18, 19, 20, I'd be terrified to stand up. Then again I never joined because I didn't trust those in charge.
08.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Still waiting for my daylight savings check.
08.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 24 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0