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First time hearing goose bumps called chicken skin. It took a long time for me to get used to goose pimples, but I don't think I'll ever accept chicken skin. Weird.

Yeah and we know that. I was making a joke that clearly didn't land.

I agree. Wait... fuck.

America's agreements are not even worth the paper they are printed on.

We would all do well to remember that fact.

Is it really consent, or is it just 'cause I'm a Scorpio?

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I heard like 80% of bald men still have their old comb. Turns out they just can’t part with it

It doesn't actually drop down either. The arrow changes when I hover over it, but that's it.

Nothing. I click it and the whole thing stays black.

Another DaVinci Resolve popup showing Memory and GPU options, of which there are very little.

It's checked, but if I uncheck it, nothing happens. It won't let me continue until I pick a GPU.

Error popup trying to launch DaVinci Resolve, "Unsupported GPU Processing Mode - Please review the GPU drivers and GPU configuration under preferences."

@ennuied.bsky.social this is the error I'm getting.

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I could conquer nations but instead I’ll sleep bare assed out in the open for the cosmic entities to probe me once more

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Bitches on YouTube telling me how to clean and when.

Oh shit, is it? 🤣🤣🤣

microdosing my childhood by watching the united states start a war in the middle east

LOL wut

The Onion

paid advertising

Yeah, it's probably best to panic nowadays.

Shitty people who got a boost from Oprah:
- Dr Phil
- Dr Oz
- João Teixeira de Faria (John of God)

Who else?

(I considered including James Frey but his crappiness isn't even in the ballpark of the others.)

Sorry I missed your call. I didn’t save your number so when my phone rang I assumed it was spam.

an onlyfans but it’s just me in a Hello Kitty onesie, reading tweets aloud from my drafts folder, asking: “is this one funny?”

Can't wait till earth shakes us off like a dog getting out of a lake.

I do this really obnoxious thing that makes people hate me almost instantly even when they thought they really liked me. It's called talk.

Having a real hard time taking this person seriously after hearing him say "libaries" multiple times.

@nashiez.bsky.social have you had this yet? I don't recall seeing a video on it.

I tried to eat your whopper but you kept smacking me.

BK's new steakhouse Whopper is 🔥🔥🔥

Ah, sweet.