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helpful infographic for the chronically online

Yes it’s mildly concerning that so many phone market research boomers are giving protest votes to PHON.

No, Pauline does not have the strategic acumen nor the personal charisma required to break through Labor’s insane majority.

Calm. The fuck. Down.

Sick of 🅰️ussie r*ddit bitching but I’d prob get harassed to death if I posted this there

So I’m venting on here instead.

On the one hand, the verisimilitude of SPECIAL can’t always be trusted. Even just in the Caesar example, he has 6 EN despite being half-dead from cancer.

On the other hand, the idea of the figuratively moronic fascist dictator also being literally below-average in intelligence is VERY funny.

She gave my Miasma Warlock a little trouble. By the time I got to Duriel though, he just absolutely *melted*

I expect the game to get *very* easy in a couple more levels when Abyss (Miasma ult) comes online

A stock photo of a man breaking a chain that was formerly binding his wrists

MET🅰️L GE🅰️R S🅾️LID 4 IS GETTING PORTS

Welp, guess the cases we’re working through rn are our last Tykables order🙃

Glad we’ve found Bal a new favourite diaper in Super Pixel Pals @gopretendagain.bsky.social

Not sure what I’m gonna move into though. Bunnyhopps maybe?

Only for most of their keen intellect to join the king’s hoard while they dump what little is left into their pants

Too bad, guess they’ll just have to try harder next time… in a few hundred more years after they grow back up again, if they ever do

Do you see the vision

Young tricksters cutting their teeth by manipulating and regressing humans who wander too deep into the forest before going on to become scheming courtiers seeking to steal the local fae king’s collective millennia of time and wisdom for themselves

*Waking up in a cold sweat at 3am*

AR world where faeries are real and their primary currency/measure of power and influence is age

#abdl #abdlfiction

Drawing of a puppy with the caption "Humanity kinda sucks right now so I'm just going to be a little puppy instead. I hope that's okay."

Note

It’s not too obvious, is it? 🫣

#abdl #diaper #wetdiaper

a close up of a man 's face with the words `` is it possible to learn this power ? '' ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` is it possible to learn this power ? ''

Wait, yours lactate?

You know when a trained dog is literally shivering and shaking waiting for permission to take a treat?

That but it's a sub in pup gear trembling like a fucking vibrator waiting for permission to put his owner's dick in his mouth.

@tykables.com weren’t lying, these Soggers do sog up nicely😵‍💫

I’m not leaky, you’re leaky🫣

#abdl #diaper #wetdiaper

Why would they do that? Aside from Gandalf/Jesus parallels (wisdom, divine being in a mortal form, came back to life after sacrificing themselves) Sam would probably be the easiest character to write a ✝️ moral lesson around. Selfless, loyal, humble, all the things Xtian kids media loves to hammer on

LMAO at the AI bro in the comments going “erm actually it’s an educational chat bot to help oncologists interpret genetic test results☝️🤓”

Because that’s what I’d want if I got cancer. A half-trained oncologist who AI’d their way through med school asking a glorified slot machine what my test means

#patchesfact

Patches has plush pals all over the world! He visits them to hear all about their little ones’ adventures💜

And if a pal of his starts wearing out, he’ll patch them up and make them an Honorary Patches!

Here he is posing for a holiday snap to send home to @littletroubles.bsky.social

Toilet? What are you talking about?

Huh? What am I sitting on? You mean you don’t have a convenient built-in diaper photography seat in your bathroom? You’re missing out, buddy.

#abdl #diaper #wetdiaper

Secret route where the game ends in Chapter 3 because Ralsei gets the mama bear power up from the Knight threatening his little and locks tf in

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Sub: I want my dom to go harder, but I’m really enjoying the scene and don’t want to break character

The humble cringe meme that makes people angry for some reason:

I will not use the movie to espouse my own copium crank theories on the reclamation of critique by capital

I will not spend the rest of my life quietly obsessed with all the ways that this film is inevitably going to undermine itself and the causes it represents

I will not become a video essayist

I will not watch the movie

I will not be consumed by morbid fascination with the way this transparent attempt to depoliticise the story will inevitably fail

I will not be compelled to dissect the tension between the themes of the source material and the deliberately compromised adaptation

(Chanting to myself like a mantra)

I will not become a video essayist
I will not become a video essayist
I will not become a video essayist
I will not become a video essayist
I will not become a video essayist

Pupdate: same again today

Only today was even hotter

And we started even earlier because a really good place had its inspection on first thing in the morning

I’m die

The commodification of housing is a disaster from which humanity will never fully recover

(I spent all day running all over the city inspecting apartments and now my legs lungs and back are all plotting a mutiny send help)

Show me… free drone hood!🤞

Or possibly a null bulge suit for a certain dog if they’re VERY well behaved🤭

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