PartTimeOrc

Let me know when you reach your final form!

Hype for friends is a delight

Obviously, the horny power level is over 9,000

Damn, this ad made me wish I was in your district so I could vote for ya.

I don’t even know.

It’s all kind of like waking up after a fugue state and being grateful the kids aren’t dead

“Surely, she’s reached peak horny posting? There’s nowhere to got from here?”

And then I read this.

Ffs, you’re a pioneer

“You know what? I’m out.”
“Oh shit, my bad”

It’s not complicated, tbh

Not a drag queen reading in a library

Not lgbtq

Not a minority

When you use ChatGPT to write global trade policy and don’t bother to proofread it.

Oh cool

Another Right Wing figure in blue paint.

Thanks for popping up on the timeline. I wouldn’t be able to block you otherwise

Friend, this isn’t the real god.

It’s a satire account.

I wish I had this optimism.

Tbh, some days I just am waiting to get loaded onto the train car. Let the government do what the depression can’t

Library friend, I understand what this is like, even if I’m lucky enough to not have it every day.

I’m sad that it’s part of your life, and hope that future days will be more gentle.

I want this to be a fictional shitpost.

Deep in my heart, I also assume it actually exists

Hell yeah, fam!

I don’t think most Dems want to actually enact change.

They could have, and regularly choose not to

It’d be nice if they all could retire at 70 or 80.

Both because of them being secure, and so they’re not running the country

More pics of the cat rental

Eh, make fun of folks for silly choices? Sure

Someone being the butt of a joke for shit they can’t control?
Hard pass

Good luck tiny humans!

You’re working hard and that’s awesome!

Ffs, if they’re going to insult someone’s intelligence, wouldn’t they want to have basic grammar down?

Where is this affordable apartment, tho?

Asking for a me

If you’re not perving on your friends, are you even a hype man?

I gots a job to do!

Hell yeah, I did 😂

Uncensored abdomen?!

You thot! 😜

#FuckTrump
#FuckMusk
#BoycottTesla
#Swasticar

I’m gonna be a shit head for this game, but I think what you’re doing is rad af

Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett

Yup.

It’s not absent, but so much less

War of 1812: Part Two

Because we can’t expect a sitting President to have studied history

It’s wild that he put the caveat “physically” in there.

It almost seems as if he knows he’s hurting people, but is still baffled why they’re angry

I’ve been through similar, and wish you didn’t have to