how mfs in 3rd grade felt saying Mary had a little lamb chk-chk-bam no more lamb
02.03.2026 14:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
how mfs in 3rd grade felt saying Mary had a little lamb chk-chk-bam no more lamb
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George 🤍
25.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1I HATE WHOLE MILK IT TATSE LIKE THE BUTTS
22.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0today is like the super bowl for ash
18.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 98 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 3DUDE GENUINELY HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE LIKE THIS IS SO GENIUS
17.02.2026 18:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?
16.02.2026 10:10 — 👍 5397 🔁 767 💬 298 📌 81
Nothing better than a glass of #Water... 💧Except maybe #NoOne😄 #Yep #ImAroAce 🎉
14.10.2025 14:11 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Good morning Victor 🧡
14.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I took the Colbert Questionert!
Watch the full interview here: youtu.be/HPONVyNiWsU?...
dont have a cow man
07.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0peak cinema...
04.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Jax does NOT meet me because I’m NOT there
I DON’T look like him cuz I’m orange with burgundy hair
Illustration of Weird Al playing his accordion in front of Batman and Superman. Superman seems way more into it.
Variant cover by Dan Mora for the upcoming DC Comics title Batman/Superman: World’s Finest #50
23.01.2026 20:18 — 👍 3127 🔁 548 💬 64 📌 38REAL
23.01.2026 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a 3d scene with a crashed ufo and alien asking a nasa engineer for help. they stand in front of the artemis 2 rocket.
earthside assistance
22.01.2026 01:34 — 👍 7889 🔁 2293 💬 38 📌 7you're telling me a dih owns this cord?
20.01.2026 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no way it's actually that good😭 should i just watch it
20.01.2026 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Frame 1734 out of WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
18.01.2026 16:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bald al yankovic
17.01.2026 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bro is the listener
16.01.2026 00:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the first time i read this i didnt realize you meant your insta got banned & thought you were using it/its pronouns for speed mcqueen
13.01.2026 14:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0LETSFREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS MY GOAT THATS MY GOAT RIGHT THERE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH YEAH COMEDY TOUR OF THE YEAR 2025 EASY W LETS GOOOOO
09.01.2026 03:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wait this is like REALLY fire actually omg
07.01.2026 01:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fire btw
07.01.2026 01:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0is this hawaii part 3
07.01.2026 01:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0weird al finally posted again i was starting to think they trapped him in the NYC times square new year's ball
04.01.2026 21:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Conan O’Brien has just two credits listed - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story and Late Night with Conan O’Brien
This is the actual back cover for the “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You” Blu-Ray. I haven’t stopped laughing all day.
03.01.2026 02:33 — 👍 1872 🔁 163 💬 48 📌 2um this is #True actually
03.01.2026 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0do you ever feel like you look like a fake account of yourself
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