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Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄

@kelpmaiden.bsky.social

Artist, nature lover, Pagan, liberal, witch. Sasquatch! Dolls, Blythe, BJD, Star Wars, Star Trek, RHBH & RHOC, Below Deck, Vanderpump Rules. Cat Lady. (Ole, Magnus, Agatha, Pigeon, Betty and Ethel) MARRIED! πŸ’ DO NOT DM ME! Unless you are the Illuminati.

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I HATE THE TIME CHANGE! Why is it so early this year???

08.03.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is riding on the back of a white cat with a unicorn horn and the caption all is well ALT: a woman is riding on the back of a white cat with a unicorn horn and the caption all is well

I booked a massage today. I hope it helps with my anxiety.

08.03.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want that one, too!

08.03.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Impressive!

08.03.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm sorry I looked into it so much. But I'm NOT sorry I did. My mental health is REALLY suffering from what is in there. The FACT that women and children mean NOTHING to the wealthy, powerful people. The fact that nothing is being done. #epsteinfiles

07.03.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now I almost believe they ARE lizard people. This is so disturbing.

06.03.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the reptilians community on Reddit: The official White House TikTok account posted this video Explore this post and more from the reptilians community

WTF
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06.03.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG I didn't notice that! Yikes!

06.03.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We could hide in te attic with our 5 romping kitties! They will NEVER noticeπŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What about the Epstein Files?

05.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All my covid anxieties are coming back. Worried we will lose our rental. Worried about the car. Worried about money. STOP.

05.03.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not a great week, that's for sure. I hope it gets better for us all.

05.03.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't even figure out what is wrong with those creatures. But I know it IS wrong!

05.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What the...I agree! AI everything should be illegal. I hate it.

05.03.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why are the US and Israel framing the ongoing conflict as a religious war? US troops reportedly told the war in Iran is intended to bring about biblical end times, Armageddon.

I am seriously losing my mind over this bullshit!

04.03.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Started a new sketch book. #artsky

03.03.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kansas has revoked trans people's IDs. I feel like I am going CRAZY every day I see more of this fascist shit.

02.03.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hate the pedo president and I hope he gets eaten alive by grizzly bears.

01.03.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Last night I accidentally locked this baby in the catio for FIVE HOURS! From 4pm to 9pm! OMG I felt terrible. She likes to hide when I bring in the cats for the night. I didn't see her! #catsky

27.02.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How is it that guy NEVER ages?

26.02.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Soooo, I guess trump didn't tell people aliens are here in his speech last night? I thought that was gonna be his next big distraction from the Epstein files. Are we going to bomb Iran instead?

25.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love these women!

25.02.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man says " oh dear lord " in front of a sign that says only murders in the building ALT: a man says " oh dear lord " in front of a sign that says only murders in the building

I told him it was totally ILLEGAL what trump did. He rolled his eyes at me. I went home.

24.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My dad can drive me CRAZY. He's a stanch republican. He hates trump. he apologized for voting for him in 2016. Yesterday he was bitching about trump. Then, out of the blue, he says "But he did good shooting those druggies on the boats!" Get's into this whole thing about "druggies".

24.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am a 15-year-old girl. Let me show you the vile misogyny that confronts me on social media every day | Anonymous Objectification, hate, rape threats: the politicians debating online abuse mean well, but to truly understand, they need to see what I see

I can't. There is something wrong with boys and men.
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23.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#catsky Betty and Ethel were cuddling so hard! Adorable πŸ₯°β€οΈ

22.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The world is actually run by pedofiles and my brain is now broken.

20.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Soooo, little kids waiting for the school bus, they had their eye on that kid for some sort of serious crime first?

20.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was wondering the same thing. It makes no sense!

20.02.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can one 57 year old, 115 lb woman drink this much in a day and get herself home and actually remember all of this and post it on fb? Because I don't believe it!

19.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0