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Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄

@kelpmaiden.bsky.social

Artist, nature lover, Pagan, liberal, witch. Sasquatch! Dolls, Blythe, BJD, Star Wars, Star Trek, RHBH & RHOC, Below Deck, Vanderpump Rules. Cat Lady. (Ole, Magnus, Agatha, Pigeon, Betty and Ethel) MARRIED! πŸ’ DO NOT DM ME! Unless you are the Illuminati.

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a close up of a brown bear with its mouth wide open ALT: a close up of a brown bear with its mouth wide open

I hate the pedo president and I hope he gets eaten alive by grizzly bears.

01.03.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Last night I accidentally locked this baby in the catio for FIVE HOURS! From 4pm to 9pm! OMG I felt terrible. She likes to hide when I bring in the cats for the night. I didn't see her! #catsky

27.02.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How is it that guy NEVER ages?

26.02.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Soooo, I guess trump didn't tell people aliens are here in his speech last night? I thought that was gonna be his next big distraction from the Epstein files. Are we going to bomb Iran instead?

25.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love these women!

25.02.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man says " oh dear lord " in front of a sign that says only murders in the building ALT: a man says " oh dear lord " in front of a sign that says only murders in the building

I told him it was totally ILLEGAL what trump did. He rolled his eyes at me. I went home.

24.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My dad can drive me CRAZY. He's a stanch republican. He hates trump. he apologized for voting for him in 2016. Yesterday he was bitching about trump. Then, out of the blue, he says "But he did good shooting those druggies on the boats!" Get's into this whole thing about "druggies".

24.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am a 15-year-old girl. Let me show you the vile misogyny that confronts me on social media every day | Anonymous Objectification, hate, rape threats: the politicians debating online abuse mean well, but to truly understand, they need to see what I see

I can't. There is something wrong with boys and men.
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23.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#catsky Betty and Ethel were cuddling so hard! Adorable πŸ₯°β€οΈ

22.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman sitting at a table with her hand on her head and the words my head hurts ALT: a woman sitting at a table with her hand on her head and the words my head hurts

The world is actually run by pedofiles and my brain is now broken.

20.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Soooo, little kids waiting for the school bus, they had their eye on that kid for some sort of serious crime first?

20.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was wondering the same thing. It makes no sense!

20.02.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can one 57 year old, 115 lb woman drink this much in a day and get herself home and actually remember all of this and post it on fb? Because I don't believe it!

19.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the TikTokCringe community on Reddit: What they won't tell you about harvard Explore this post and more from the TikTokCringe community

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19.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the interesting community on Reddit: Police discover a very odd fraternity hazing at the University of Iowa Explore this post and more from the interesting community

There is a problem with rich white guys in this country.
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19.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How is it that that guy is constantly SMILING? You really have to work to keep a smile going. WTF is wrong with his face?! It's not natural. I have NEVER seen another person who never stops smiling.

18.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How is it that that guy is constantly SMILING? You really have to work to keep a smile going. WTF is wrong with his face?!

18.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at this #rock ! 10 thousand years ago a glacier drug some other poor rocks over this poor rock and left scars. I ❀️ it

18.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gong hei fat choi! May the Fire Horse trample trump!

17.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. This has been going on for awhile. I don’t know why I’m the one they single out.

15.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This isn’t political anymore. It’s about right and wrong. Maga=bad. They support a pedophile.

15.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Catches the eye of my male friend and nods at him as if he’s the reason I’m clan now🀬
I wish the Anacortes Democrats would just mind their own business and leave me alone. I have my own vision. I’m not a member of their group, despite them trying to make me join.

15.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My friend says fuck no, mind your own business. More lefty’s show up where we are, as they have been. Soon the MAGAs disappear into our crowd (which is the whole point). I’m calm now. Then from the other side of the street the guy who accosted me…

15.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just then my friends show up (as I’m walking away to go home and cry). We go back to the spot we have been in for the last 5 weeks. The guy who was bugging me leans into my male friend and quietly asks him to get me to calm down!

15.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I tell him I’m standing where I am and I don’t look like a maga. He keeps going and I lose my mind and start yelling at him. He’s making me cry.

15.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have again been accosted by the organizers of our protest. I showed up 10 minutes early. I stood near the MAGAs with my MAGA IS A CULT sign. A guy comes across the street and tells me I look like a maga and I’m not following their vision 🧡

15.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the ProgressiveHQ community on Reddit: New development on Alex Pretti murder case Explore this post and more from the ProgressiveHQ community

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It’s getting pretty weird.

15.02.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How the fuck did they get video of this guy when there was NO cloud service?

15.02.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0