Burning Red: Taylor Swift Tribute

If the reports are accurate and over 5 MILLION people marched the streets in every corner of the US today, you're never gonna convince me he won that election. Ain't NO. WAY.

The ENTIRE Office of Civil Rights in Chicago was laid off as of pm last night. ALL of them. The ENTIRE office closed. This is apocalyptic.

Not a story I tell often but I did share it on this podcast ep: How I got recruited to play in my favorite band of all time at the ripe ol’ age of 21.

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I’m not sure if Swifties realize how many Taylor party events are actually owned and run by Ticketmaster. Yes. Ticketmaster. Not owned by Swifties, owned by Ticketmaster. And yeah, I stay salty about that. 

Oh was “X” down today? I wouldn’t know since I deleted my account the very day fELon bought it, like y’all shoulda done 💅🏻

My jaw stayed firmly in place.

a man and a little boy are playing with a cell phone . ALT: a man and a little boy are playing with a cell phone .

Me every day:
“it’s been a few hours, I wonder if anything got better?”

*opens phone*

Someone should study how angry I get when I see a Cybertruck. GAHD I can’t even type that without wanting to bleach my thumbs.

I keep thinking if I distract myself from my phone for a few hours, I’ll come back to better news. So far no luck.

This is what you get when you look up impotent in the dictionary.

That brand makes my favorite socks. I have at least 20 pairs of them.

I’m tending to my mental health by wrapping myself up in this project: I’m posting a solo cover every single day of March: 31 songs for 31 days, starting tomorrow March 1st with Fortnight. Find them on my socials.

Since today is Boycott Day, I thought I’d ask any of you who are still on Xitter to leave. Lock down or delete your accounts and go. Let Xitter go the way of Tesla.

Does everyone else get monumentally depressed when they get sick? Like I’m DOWN with the flu, and all I can do is perseverate on all the things I need to be doing and cannot get done. I have deadlines. I do not have TIME for this. Being in writhing pain isn’t even the worst part - it’s the anxiety.

I can confirm that people trade them at every one of our shows and I don’t see that stopping 🫶🏻

One of the absolute bests. And it’s not lost on me that she had to release this as a side project because nobody was ready to hear there was major trouble in paradise.

This man who is manipulating 2 women called it “girl drama” when one called him out on it. This dude told everyone he was a bad guy and lo and behold is a bad guy.

#loveisblind

Siri autocorrected Tim Walz to Tim Waltz the other day and now I’ll never see the end of it. I know how to spell his goddamn name.

LOL, WHUT? I have multiple physical copies of her many albums in many forms full of extensive liner notes, full journal books even. I mean, don’t let facts stand in the way of your nonsense tho.

Okay, Episode 4 and the “didn’t vote in the last election” guy got called “Annoying.” Good. But now she’s going down the road of excusing him. Girl, RUN.

I’ve been in one of those and I meant to keep going and then the damn flu got me. Now I am way behind on my deadline and I’m crushed. Take care of yourself and listen to your body.

Who they voted for in 2020 matters too.

Okay I’m on episode 3 and I found the casually MAGA-leaning “both sides” guy who’s already told every woman he’s a huge POS so yep that tracks. 👍🏻

I can’t believe I’m watching love is blind, but all I wanna know is if these women asked these men who they voted for. Don’t judge me I have the flu and a fever.

Please please please do not bring your children to our shows if they are not vaccinated. We are here to foster joy; not be a super spreader event.

Reputation was, is, and will always be that girl. I desperately want another album like that.

Just tell me how to stand directly in front of the asteroid.

I am *DESPERATE* to hear what the "both sides are the same" people are thinking right now... Did you REALLY think the democrats were going to fire tens of thousands of public servants and eliminate MEDICAID? Tell me.

At this point yes I am judging every person who chooses to stay on twitter.

AND YOU SAY I ABANDONED THE SHIP, BUT I WAS GOING DOWN WITH IT, MY WHITE KNUCKLED DYING GRIP, HOLDING TIGHT TO YOUR QUIET RESENTMENT AND MY FRIENDS SAID IT ISN’T RIGHT TO BE SCARED, EVERY DAY OF A LOVE AFFAIR, WHEN YOU’RE NOT SURE IF HE WANTS TO BE THERE