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.hack新作嬉しいので、すげー昔描いたファンアート

i think i didnt reup this one here...

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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

How are you supposed to explain to people how this entire social, political, and economic reality is entirely downstream from anime getting banned on some dipshit's forum 25ish years ago

踊ってる夜が気に入らない黄昏ミミさん

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fools will tell you there is a trade-off between security and usability, but that's only because they cannot conceive of reducing both

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Can't explain why, but this needs an edit where more of the thing just keeps coming out endlessly

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quantum computing will save us

it was such an obvious problem too like think a little before releasing this

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I quit a year ago, how good is 4* cute ribbon?

to think we got a yangtopian *and* and a yintopian zodiac before we got the first human

待ち合わせ。

眼鏡くらい外して寝てください

It won't once multiplication is removed as redundant, leading to the much more readable expression: a*2*2*2*b

I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.

As per my last email, <5-6 paragraphs of ai generated content using the measurements as a prompt but not directly including them>

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I remember seeing a video at some point about joke volume sliders, and none of them even came close to the peak performance of just having Normal and Loud

Just did a test of the new Mario Kart World patch and I think Nintendo really outdid themselves this time.

Have you tried giving Ice Ice Baby one more chance?

Doodle~ 🤍✏️
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THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life