Elon Putz

She talks like she's reading a children's story, it's really hard to listen to for a long stretch.

. Blue balls can make some guys go off the rails , he needs to find himself a good woman , or probably a man.

He really needs to get laid.

Well that makes everything all right then.

He deserves the same ridicule he served Biden.

He likes attractive men and doesn't want women or fatties blocking his view.

She'll get a pardon, Trump always said there would be no mercy for the victims child exploitation.

He's like an angry sadistic Bic pen.

Noem has ordered all indigenous people in the US rounded up and sent back to where they came from.

Jeffery who?

He lost his war against morbid obesity.

Are bruised hands and cankles trending with the kids?

US relations wasn't a factor when Putin chose to invade a US ally.

Will the military be supplying Hegseth approved makeup bibs to protect uniforms?

I think the Franklin Mint already sells those.

Trump committed crimes, we all witnessed classified info being removed ftlm Maralago, we witnessed the insurrection and his reaction to it, the guy's a lying con man.

Jim Breuer and Dennis Miller help him with all that funny stuff.

The farmers voted for Trump, they of all people should know that you reap what you sow, let them go under and maybe let smarter voters take over the farm.

Yeah, not gonna work in a population that fears change and is looking for something to get angry about.

What was he thinking? Maybe he's never seen an HD TV.

It's one of the side effects of heavy cocaine use.

It's like altering a Charlie Kirk video so he's addressing the Hitler Youth, it would just be a funny joke, having a bit of fun, what's wrong with that?

Hegseth shared a stage with Trump while denigrating fat slobs, hello?

Pete wants the military to have the same standards as Chippendales, Pete likes eye candy.

Pete seems like one of those guys that blame women for their sexual confusion.

He must have a tiny pecker. Stormy wasn't lying.

Well RFK made chronic disease a thing of the past, why not cancer?

I think I'll take up pill popping as a career.

When a marriage breaks apart like this it's always best to blame the children.

Is stupidity contagious?