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Noelle (Ella Poppyโ€™s Mom)

@the-first-noelle.bsky.social

๐ŸฆฉAspiring social gadfly in Floridaโ€”I expertly dodge sunburns and dive into awkward small talk like itโ€™s an Olympic sport! โ˜ƒ๏ธIn Illinois, I transform into a semi-pro chatelaine; Iโ€™ll be in the corner debating whether a cheese plate counts as a balanced meal.

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You seem to be really silent all of sudden on the fact that DJT has been missing for 6 days and counting. Where is the book, Jake?????

01.09.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently your wifeโ€™s patience with you is at its lowest levels in history. Everyone overheard her telling you that you suck and she hates your life that you gave her and HER kids. You are failing at your marriage like you fail in everything.

17.07.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t worry about your futureโ€ฆworry about your pants being full of shit that you canโ€™t run. And worry about the fact your wife hates you and isnโ€™t afraid to share her dissatisfaction with you in public. It is all over social media about your dinner out. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

16.07.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely stunning. Worthy of an art museum.

19.06.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curious as to what you think is happening behind the scene with his disastrous turn out for the parade & the epic turnout of peaceful protests in the US and around the world. Does he know? Is his staff lying to him? Is he plotting some more revenge? Will heads roll (esp because of the mocking)?

15.06.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck you to hell. You are not doing enough. You thought cozying up to them on your podcast was going to do what?

08.06.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@jaketapper.bsky.social I am curious as to how much you sold your soul and ethics for? Like, was it discounted or did you ask for the full amount? What is the going rate? And when you need to join Fox because no one will hire you are you going to sell out for a lot?

20.05.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey Jake, even my dog wants to tell you to fuck all the way off. Actually, she is part Chihuahua, so first she wants to rip your face off before telling you to fuck all the way off.

19.05.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shame on TLC for airing commercials during this episode. It was awful. Sisterwives made them enough money over the years they could have had a commercial free episode.

05.05.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean to be fair, MAGAโ€™s have never been great with their dental health.

02.05.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are so emotional. It is so weird. They canโ€™t be happy they won? Or maybe, they realize what a horrible person he is and how much he is destroying this country and our lives and they just canโ€™t admit it, but they know deep down what trash he is, and what trash they are for supporting him.

02.05.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s ALWAYS worse. Always. You canโ€™t name one replacement that was slightly better than the one they replaced. The bar is so low, itโ€™s in hell.

01.05.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, people can work until they are 175 years old?

I just want them to figure out how to make our dogs live at least twice/three times as long as they currently do. Now that would be Nobel Prize winning.

01.05.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This! So disgusting that they arenโ€™t doing this. How many decades did Katherine Johnson, Mary Jackson, and Dorothy Vaughan remain hidden from the history books?

13.04.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what it should be likeโ€ฆ.having policy differences but still respecting the American people and advocating for them, not ripping down the very foundations of this country and doing active harm for all.

06.04.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leavenworth

26.03.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And nothing will happen to her for not answering. Hell, she didnโ€™t even take the 5th, she basically said โ€œfuck you, I donโ€™t have to answer you and I wonโ€™t entertain your questions any longer. You canโ€™t do anything to me.โ€

No one is going to push back on her refusal.

25.03.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From Ella Poppy โ€œ๐Ÿพโœจ Exciting update from my world! I just earned my AKC Scentwork title and FOUR first-place wins! ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡Unlike Karoline Leavitt who keeps yapping with her superiority complex and a nose for lies. If only she could learn to sniff out the truth like I can! #Dogsofbluesky #trump

23.03.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sad part is they are happy they dragged the rest of us down with them.

It is a mother fucking cult. They would kill themselves in order to kill us.

21.03.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My husband did very very well as a trial lawyer, but he never forgot where he came from in Newark. Our goal is that we leave this earth with no money left because it has been used to help others. It is so hard to wrap our heads around greedy people and hoarding wealth for generations.

20.03.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think if you asked most people if they had the so-call wealth he has they would want to be building hospitals, funding researching, helping those who need help, building a bigger table as they say. But Elon and his buddies just want more and more and more for themselves.

20.03.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The guy should do therapy instead of trying to hit back at his daughter because he canโ€™t forgive her.

He also doesnโ€™t deserve his daughter and she deserves so much more than a shit human for a father.

20.03.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Along with, god knows how much, Liz and Dickster Uihlein have tossed in there. #BoycottULINE

20.03.2025 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿพโœจ "Guess who just snagged her USSCS Intermediate Title and High In Trial award? This pup, thatโ€™s who! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ… No need to hire some high-flying billionaire like Elon to fix my winโ€”I did it all on my own! ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ Love, Ella Poppy #dogsofbluesky #Elon

20.03.2025 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Eight years ago I posted this meme on social mediaโ€ฆ.who would have thought it would become SOOOOOOOO much worse?

18.03.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is a cunt. Period.

17.03.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How very Kim Jong of him.

16.03.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dick Durbin, whom Iโ€™ve supported since 1984, just ended his career as far as I am concerned. Shame on him. He is not representing his Illinois constituency at all

15.03.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

John, fuck off. You can try to spin it anyway you want except we are NOT accepting your reasons. You are finished in the Dem party, along with your traitorous colleagues.

15.03.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never ever ever voting for you again. You are nothing short of a traitor.

Shame on you. Shame.

14.03.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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