It's Bascal!

my... my hand slipped

i yearn for deadly farts

BAD DERG

I NEED to smell a fart stinky enough to kill

Effort?!?! Since when is "pulling down my pants and sitting down on a hard surface so my dragon butt cheeks squish slightly against it, only to lean to one side, letting out a bubbly, loud, and smelly blast followed by a sigh of relief" effort?

I can just *feel* the deleted keyboard smash

I wear @thelittlestbud.bsky.social keyboard smashes on my chest like a badge of honor

I hate having a crush on a moot because what am I supposed to do about that

Hot, easily

Hey sorry, that last one smelled WAAAAAAY worse than I expected. You still alive back there?

Hello?

It's highly important that you go skinny dipping with me, just make sure you don't swim behind me at any point

Oh no! He evaporated!

Your resilience is commendable

RIP to all Canadians, who have presumably died in the Polar vortex

I'll believe in anything if you'll believe in anything

I need an Ilya Rozanov to dom me

*In a strait jacket, getting loaded into the back of an unmarked white van*

"BUD IS SECRETLY EVIL! LIL BUD IS SECRETLY EVIL"

*Two orderlies close the van door on me as the white van drives off into the distance*

*credits roll*

Did you see the trailer for the next big indie comedy?
(by @thelittlestbud.bsky.social )

I can't over Heated Rivalry

Can you say "Believe me, if it was *me*, you'd be DEAD" because I find that particular sentence very hot

Tee hee

Actually it's Gringx

Uhhhhh who wants to talk about Shrek?

Happy Birthday!

Ummm send me fart bubbles?

IDK if it's from a movie, or IRL or hand drawn

I wanna see some fart bubbles

The zora letting it rip, killing some of the fish.

[GAS]

Lake's more like a swamp

I'M SORRY BUT FURRIES== PANICS

I have autism so if you take more than a minute to respond to me, I will assume it's because you hate me and you want me dead

I don't know if I can stop thinking about Deadpool butt rn

Remember when his fart killed someone