Alan Resnick

If life was a video game I would sneak around at night and stab all the sleeping people in town BUT interestingly enough I would never do that IRL

I actually think there is something kind of interesting about crimes

I was feeling kind of sad today but then I logged onto the internet with my phone and explored some of the webpages. Pretty quickly my mood became to very happy.

-Alan Resnick

I’m not online right now

i'm just a little confused why I keep getting in trouble for kissing my pet animals, but when I accidentally step on them and hurt them no one cares???

quick update on this... basically it did't work and it ruined my whole day

I’m trying not to piss anymore

I’m going to stop being creative ❤️

I’m developing a new way to kiss women digitally

I wish you all could see how happy I was today. I was smiling. I hope tomorrow is happy for me too. Wish me luck please.

My tummy hurts ☺️

It’s creeping me out thinking about these

I just ate something really delicious, but no matter how beautiful food is, I know that my body will transform it into shit

I love how leather jackets look in video games

I get really sad when I think about people getting killed / dying but then I remember they go to heaven and I get happy

I was up late last night thinking about how sad / interesting death is and I realized aging is also bad… particularly in children, who start off small but relatively quickly (several years) grow big and virtually unrecognizable. If you preferred the child small this feels really unfair!

Yes, I was up very late again last night thinking about this one new idea I have that scares me. Generally speaking I love all my new ideas... They excite me and deeply enrich my inner life... that said... I do not like being scared / upset and I could use a least one good night of sleep. 💔

-Alan

I don’t sleep much anymore because all my new ideas are so interesting.

Am I tired? Yes… but I’m happy! Thinking these new thoughts is really fun and good for me.

More and more people are noticing that I’m not really sad and I’m just acting that way as a joke. I can’t remember that last time I was for real sad. It’s been so long, it’s actually kinda hard to tap into the sad feeling when I’m doing the joke. I think that’s why people are noticing.

There is nothing more interesting to me than sex

My doctor told me the body rots and then goes away. It’s really sad!

I’m going to think about death some more today. It’s crazy

I want to have new ideas that are better / more exciting than the ones I currently think of

I recently said something unkind to my friend, but surprisingly it resulted in me getting what I wanted. It’s interesting to notice how our choices affect others and what happens when we try new ways of getting what we need.

I’m relatively new to the BlueSky platform… My plan on here is to share bold and provocative ideas that generally run counter to conventional attitudes. Exploring ideas on the internet, even ones that are incorrect and wrong, can be fun and feel nice because they allow people to pay attention to me.

Sometimes, I try drinking water from puddles I find on the ground, and it can make me sick, but it feels like there might be something about it that helps me learn. Maybe it’s teaching me something about the world.

NOTHING YET

I’m trying really hard to think of something funny to say online

Been feeling pretty stressed lately so I’ve decided to calm myself down by sucking on all kinds of things with my wet mouth

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