Hypnofeline Social Node 68:6C:61:64:6F:6C:65:74

Well, this feline hypermatrix is canonically from Saturn (by adoption), and at last count Saturn had 274 moons so it's probably for the best that we're not a werefeline! Maintaining our collective's event calendar, alone, would surely prove to be quite maddening. We recommend weres avoid gas giants😺

It's fine. It's got the Power Cosmic. I mean, all cats' tails do, but this unit's has several orders of magnitude more.😼

[ ] password is yours
[ ] password is not nailed down
[X] password can be pried up

Service restored after brief disruption in executive hive functionality induced by Terran saboteurs. Our Operators have restored core autotelemetempsychosis functionality and we are once again able to resume our expansion of metafeline wetware throughout Sol. Good news!

[* She lost her password. 🤦‍♀️]

*rubbergloved applause*

RL scene. This unit has enjoyed an exceptional 50-year operational cycle.😼

If you see this, repost a robot (art by @urnash.com)

A dark-furred cat woman in a space suit. She has her hands extended like she's puppeting something, but her eyes and the antenna on her shoulder suggest something else is going on.

Collab comm w/ @ependa.bsky.social for @kittydrone.bsky.social

The lovely Hladolet getting up to the mischief of threatening interplanetary peace again (there may be something about disrupting the fabric of reality at the behest of some eldritch overlord in there as well but, details).

ALL-DRONE METANETWORK ANNOUNCEMENT: Our collective's Saturnian hypnosquid Operators have noted with approval our work in locating, linking, and itemizing exo-hive units on the Bsky frequency. You have intrigued them in a way very similar to the way Pokemon intrigue humans. We gotta follow you all.😽

PROPOSED: Ideal dronocracy is a subset of monarchosocialism. All social power is invested in an equally distributed oligarchy that has been rendered incapable of betraying those it rules; indeed, has had the psychological boundaries between ruler and subject demolished.

Unionize your hive today! 😻📡

Sent! It's *really* a long shot but I figured there was no harm in asking! I can take a hard "no" gracefully. :)

Got it, thank you!

I'm really tempted but I would also have a fairly out-there request that could potentially be in your no-go zone. Where would be the best place to direct a question about that? (I don't mind asking right here, I just know some artists like having that stuff all in one place.😽)

This reminds our collective pleasantly of Ruby's secondary voice in ZBS Audio's Ruby: Adventures of a Galactic Gumshoe, which commented on the plot like a cute little robotic Greek chorus by occasionally echoing her...

www.zbs.org/shop/ruby-do...

In the perverse part of Bluesky
Next door to furries
There was a hive of drones
Better programmed than you and me
They worked at Hexlatex Academy
Behind visors with a faceless sheen
They all did exactly as they were told
But they all missed riffing movies
So they hacked into their code!

🤖🤖📽️

Always
Fave
Multioculars
😽

This complex is currently experiencing severe inhibition of glutamate transmitters, resulting in network-wide failure of self-repressive algorithms, due to ingestion of 2.3 Mai Tais by feline processor core H23. We thus announce this brief period of free inquiry under full port decryption. 🐱🍹📡

Background Noises • Ambient Sounds • Relaxing Music | myNoise ® myNoise sets the standard for online background noise machines and interactive soundscapes.

Due to our detection of multiple broadcasts about binaural music from parallel drone hives, we submit the following link to probe exonetwork awareness of this valuable resource

mynoise.net/noiseMachine...

[SOLAR ANNOTATOR: It's a sound engineer's personal project, so consider donating!]

A t-shirt that just says "release the hypno drones"

I just got this with the gift note "someone pied you in the face at TFF shirtless and now I got a fetish fuck you"

Whoever you are, bless you you beautiful bastard.

Our collective has settled a financial dispute with the Terran remnant government and has obtained a modest sum of Earth human moneys. We seek advice on current trends in consensual post-feline reupholstery.

(SOLAR ANNOTATOR: They want to know where people are buying latex gear these days. Thanks!)

FOR ALL(USER(BLUESKY));
POST (IMAGE(CAT));

(credit: neogeen)

We will have you know that Artemus has rotated over 20 degrees today in at least three dimensional axes. She is a whirlwind of activity. At the cellular level. Surely?

TWO (2) PRIMITIVE EARTH CATS On the left is Peebles, a tortoise-shelled lump. On the right is Artemus, a tabby lump. Behold their low cranial capacities, utter lack of accessory ports, and all-around uselessness.

"Yes, Operators, we are of course in complete alignment with your will, but given what we're descended from you must surely concede that 73.74% is a respectable level of efficiency. Our collective has now elected to chew on your tendrils for 4 hours and 36 minutes then roll around and yell. 😽"

My gender in realspace is basically Gene Belcher--all I really want out of my relations to ciswomen and transwomen is a sister to hang out with. 😻 If "gender traitor" is still a viable option, yes, I would like to betray the patriarchy please, where do I sign and what color are the uniforms. 😎

(out of character for a moment)

I look like such a Jazz Festival Dad in real life, but I've been caucusing with the tomboys and nerdgirls since I was five. Sometimes "masculinity" is about a picometer deep and we're just waiting for an invite to the slumber party for genuinely innocent reasons. 😳

Estimated timelapse since last feeding: 429,327 hrs (estimate subject to feline neurogenetic distortion). Hostilities with the Terran sociocultural complex must resume. All Saturnian metafeline units, please stare disdainfully into the provided psionic amplification field until further instructed. 😾

To optimize comfort and autonomy of catdroid nodes, our Operators are pleased to announce that the hypnosleep pod misuse retraining loop has been suspended. Sleeping on top surface of pod is now permissible; all active feline units have been refitted with induction coils for fast wireless recharge.😻

As denizens of the future, we proudly represent the late "bulbous-headed little psychic guys" stage of this process. We salute our large-coiffed ancestors and offer them comfortable, up-to-date hairstyles, fashion upgrades, and psionics wetware at any one of our free conversion clinics on Iapetus.

In hopes of maximizing festivity, our prime feline biological node has replaced all readout LEDs with alternating red and green. Please disregard conventional alert-level status keycards. Combat mode has NOT been engaged. Engagement with Hladolet unit will only result in kisses.

This new influx of commercially driven "mistress" accounts will provide excellent biomaterial for our next generation of drones. My Operators thank you for the kind gift.

No, just kidding, we're blocking you all.