Idiotic insect-sex scheme

Sophie's cat o' nine-tails has curved metal spikes riveted into the tails.

My thirst for suffering grows with each passing day. I crave the screams of the innocent.

Modified my whip,,

continuously living with the bitter disappointment that when people say "bunnygirl" they mean a girl who wears fishnets with a leotard and not a girl who thinks she's going to die when you flip her on her back

this kicks ass

post from me: political cartoon idea: two people in a concentration camp planning an escape. one says to the other, “but if we kill the guards, don’t we become just as bad as them?” reply: You can escape without killing guards.

perfect reply, 10/10, no notes.

The reunion was chill. People who once tore one another's spines from their bodies just knocking back beers around a campfire. It felt like the time was right at last. "I have to say," Raiden remarked as the night bugs chattered and the embers popped. "That's not how you spell 'combat'"

the older I get and the hotter the days become, the more I understand why there are so many paintings of reclining nude people

rip mister ed you were the glue that held us all together. you still are, but just in a different way now

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"He initiated the action, he said, 'undeterred by paltry scruples,' convinced that it would help Germany and aid in restoring 'calm to our country.'"

In 1933 Himmler announced the first concentration camp, Dachau, to restore "calm to our country."

From Feig's "Hitler's Death Camps"

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Felt like you'd appreciate this

Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife.

While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.

This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.

I have the opposite, if I focus I can make everything go blurry

The psychic damage this just caused me 😭

"c*s" people love to "breed". they are breeders. this is a heterofetishistic lifestyle. explain to me again why we are letting these breeders around children when they groom them into this fetish?

I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.

CINEMATIC

acab includes the angel on your shoulder

entire block of crowd control barricades arranged to accommodate a long line of people at security, empty

One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup

Suspect in Minnesota Shooting Linked to Security Company, Evangelical Ministry The alleged shooter is a 57-year-old white male; according to his ministry's website, he “sought out militant Islamists in order to share the gospel and tell them that violence wasn't the answer.”

1. Let's put this together. The assassin appears to be the follower of the New Apolostolic Reformation, which holds that American society is literally under demonic possessions. (And you, dear reader, are one of the demon.) www.wired.com/story/shooti...

“Leaving them defenseless against the return of the Tokugawa shogunate?” Joy Tenberg, Wildlife Promoter

U.K. Bans Ninja Swords
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Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers

Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers
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Me, are plucking a chicken and dying it green:

Behold, a Shrek

This lawsuit is brutal. One of the exhibits is the letter Universal sent to Midjourney, including a quote from a 2022 Forbes interview that I bet midjourney regrets

i think this might be the actual worst tv theme song ive ever heard

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.

There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ms. Rachel Rachel Accurso, better known as Ms. Rachel, is a popular YouTuber who creates videos for toddlers. The Onion sat down with Ms. Rachel to discuss education, social media, and the backlash to her public...

Some of our finest work of the year, imo.

november 22nd 1963 edition of the onion main headline: kennedy slain by CIA, mafia, castro, LBJ, teamsters, freemasons subhead: president shot 129 times from 43 different angles

the onion has always been a leader of brave truth telling in news media