dodgy nova

headline: WWE announces partnership with Dude Wipes, includes 'first-of-its-kind integration'

BAH GAWD THAT’S MY MUSIC

internally screaming at the very idea of the Purge of Dalaran being brought up in a debate

…alternate hell topics include “if you were president, how would you have dealt with the Stonemasons Guild?” or “do you believe Genn Greymane was right to build a wall around his kingdom?”

yeah and they’ll claim they were totally there to ring the scarab gong at AQ because as a STRONG and RESPECTED leader everyone on the server agreed that they should be the player to hold the scepter

once I managed to toss a bag of Newt’s poop into a passing cybertruck but now I’ve got a new goal in mind

Thekla being my therapist would likely be a nightmare for everyone

but

she can fix me, I’m positive

been watching cop killa clips and giggling to myself because it’s just so fuckin’ sick

Lynnesbian @lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space You're doubting my humanity, but you're missing some key points. Here are some of the things I've seen: Attack ships firing off the shoulder of Orion. These aren't just battleships — they're spacecraft designed for warfare. C-beams glittering in the dark. Their location? Near the Tannhäuser Gate. Things you wouldn't believe. While it's hard to find specific examples, this is a trend reflected in general search data. The bottom line: All those moments will be lost — like tears in rain.

hopefully he’ll release a concert DVD so I can actually enjoy the show because oof, modern crowds are so messy.

the joys of living in a rental property with “vintage charm”

in other news: with the sudden realization I can simply write on things with dry-erase marker, no non-porous surface in this building is safe from my commentary

YouTube video by PughLawncareAndPoultry FU MATT HARDY

hell, Jay didn’t need to say a word in this promo to make it an all-timer.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=jNup...

YouTube video by WrestleRoni Plus The Briscoes on Aussie Open

sometimes I’ll revisit this and kick myself for not appreciating Jay more when he was still around. their unhinged energy was Peak Wrestling.
(also… Kyle Fletcher going from “string bean boy” to “Randy Orton but not as tattooed” in such a short time still pops me) www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PhD...

I didn’t read the full thing until just now and wtf at FEMA being involved

FIFA truly is an elite scam

can’t believe I’m rooting for anything related to Foxboro right now that isn’t @hooverdam.bsky.social specifically

but

this would be fucking hilarious

(even if it does negatively affect my pal Hoover but I’m sure they’ll appreciate the absurdity)

and TIL that the voice actor is fine as hell wtf

thank you for the absolute horrorshow of a rabbit hole this has sent me down. (sincerely!)

I’ve had the general “I see no reason to trust AI” feeling for the past few years but digging through these posts, comments, and other things branching off has been hugely educational (and validating)

I accidentally punched my horse once and cried. later on when that same horse died, I quit the game and didn’t start fresh til like, 3 years later.

game is good as hell and glad I did.

diabolical

brilliant

:)

🤼

it fuuuuuucks HARD

go to Frontera Sur. treat yourself to an incredible damn meal.

www.fronterasurpdx.com

dude makes Wednesday mornings worthwhile.

BLESS

can be such a pain but so gratifying when it actually finally WORKS

jab me up with anything preventative, why not. a temporarily dead arm is better than being whatever variety of ick is out there.

extremely lucky that it wasn’t a giant case and was hidden under my bangs on my forehead instead of on my ass or some other horrifying spots I had pals tell me about.

the kicker? a week after, Safeway kept running audio ads in-store saying “summer plans? SHINGLES DOESN’T CARE!! get your vaccine!”

That disgusting bitch is eating better than me, sleeping better than me, receives free health care that I do not, and routinely plays with a God damned puppy. If Maxwell gets out of prison, I should get her cell.

grab a shingles one too if it’s been a while; that shit hit me last year and it was SO ANNOYING

Tula-Tu, recently celebrating her first birthday, chilling on her favorite ball and offering you encouragement to do whatever brings joy

you’re the best at all variants of saying “hoes mad” or any kind of level-headed take in general so my vote is “post as much as you damn well please about whatever comes to mind”

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My favorite part of this is how quickly Russo goes from "I just want to give back to wrestling in any way I can" to "DID I JUST WATCH TWO EPISODES OF RAW FOR NOTHING?!"

man this gif is going to get so much use