White House officials, after planning atrocities
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White House officials, after planning atrocities
01.03.2026 17:53 — 👍 654 🔁 106 💬 1 📌 2it is february, 2004. i am playing pokemon fire red as my government wages an illegal war of choice seeking regime change in the middle east. it is february, 2026. i am playing pokemon leaf green as my government wages an illegal war of choice seeking regime change in the middle east
28.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 90 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 0weirdly lovely day in NYC. take a walk if you can.
28.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 98 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0i’m so excited for peace in the Middle East. we’re only one war away.
28.02.2026 17:58 — 👍 3155 🔁 355 💬 42 📌 15There’s no such thing as congress that’s just a story they tell reporters
28.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 57 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1🙂
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pizza time
28.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SARANDOS CNN: idk guys, Painting With was pretty fun
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Get my man some Icy-Hot
#Pokemon30
painting of a gamer capybara in the room with his gamer setup taking a break to eat ramen, there are bookshelves full of books and plants and a window showing the city at night with a frog and a mouse sitting
gamer capybara taking a break to eat ramen
27.02.2026 15:26 — 👍 212 🔁 58 💬 1 📌 0pledging tentative support for Team Browt
27.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you straight up cannot beat pokemon presents for the ratio of fake to real announcements. miyamoto keeps trying as he makes more movies but "fake gb carts that play one pokemon ost cut at a time" and "pokemon sleep has new missions" just proves you cannot dethrone the true goat
27.02.2026 14:09 — 👍 633 🔁 147 💬 7 📌 1just show me some good Gen 10 starters and shuffle me off this mortal coil
27.02.2026 14:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pokémon can’t be thirty years old, that means one day I’ll be thirty years old and… hold on, what the fuck
27.02.2026 13:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light
26.02.2026 16:55 — 👍 12857 🔁 4766 💬 8 📌 109Fun fact, US passports did not have a gender marker until 1977, when a rising trend in unisex fashion started freaking the government out.
26.02.2026 13:21 — 👍 4423 🔁 1624 💬 4 📌 23Tokyo Jungle sequel set in the mean streets of Queens
26.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0oh yeah, that's the stuff
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trevor moore telling you a fun fact
18.06.2025 15:14 — 👍 1475 🔁 594 💬 8 📌 8It really is either you support trans rights or you support Hitler 2.0
26.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 6453 🔁 1759 💬 44 📌 36Perhaps the scariest recession indicator yet: DraftKings layoffs.
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[warm smile breaking upon my face, arms wide to welcome you] they all are. bring it in bro
25.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 242 🔁 39 💬 6 📌 1
who'd he get this time?
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Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”
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"star wars? nope. yoda? yup" says more in 5 words than most people can do in 500. e40 kicks ass
16.09.2025 10:56 — 👍 199 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 0kash patel has worked harder than anyone to discredit men's hockey and for that i consider him a hero
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some days the ticket lotto gods decide to come down and bless you
24.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0-Ser Duncan the Tall
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