🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆

i’m still mad at him for winning that one year over bad bunny idc that bad bunny won this year he should have won that year too

unfortunately i like some of the harry styles songs

heard someone humming shan’s betrayal theme at work the way i 👀

this is my asmr

Watch me make my first order for my amazing Bloomf @salshere.bsky.social! Making these cups is honestly like therapy for me. Having a creative outlet in times like these is really keeping me grounded. If you want buy a cup use FIRST20 for 20% off maricrafts2much.bigcartel.com

i’m a short king at 5 feet i assume everyone else is 5’7

if i wanted to watch nothing but rich people misbehave i’d watch their actual shows but i don’t bc i hate rich people. oh get rid of the microcelebs, oh get rid- ITS THE HOUSEWIVES THAT ARE THE PROBLEM

everyone’s crying about that vulture article but they’re right i’m not watching the show until we cut down on the housewives they’re annoying & ruin the show for me

all the other people with food intolerances left so they just keep forgetting that i don’t do dairy and not having dairy free creamer when we do staff training 😭

lyanna my queen 🅱️lease you deserve better than every man in this series elia you too i’m packing them up & westeros can’t have them back until they agree to behave!!!!!!

if rhaegar targaryen has no haters it means i have died btw

for my transition vision board but also bc i’m [redacted]

if i see it at a store im buying it

a big part of being 40 is having terrible neck pain and then spending increasingly large amounts of money in search of the perfect pillow

the american healthcare system is ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oomfs who don’t watch big brother u better watch this summer when im on or ur fake as FUCK!!!!!!! BANNED FROM MUSHQOOM NATION EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!

i don’t think it’s wrong to write a sex scenes with one hand down your pants, it’s romance fiction it SHOULD titillate, the idea that mm romance is nothing but fetishistic is a little silly bc i guarantee there’s stuff just as egregiously worded in mf too!!!!

they’ll be like “the sex is inaccurate and inauthentic”
1. name specific scenes
2. do you know who tj klune is, answer quickly

i am not opposed to having a conversation about the way str8 women talk about fictional gay men, i was IN the trenches as a klaine hater back in the day but the actual discourse stops always screeches to a halt bc the people saying it don’t read period let alone mm romance

i’m so tired of the “women are fetishizing gay men in romance” written by men who do not read. unless u kno the name steven salvatore i need u to sit this one out

got slapped with an overdraft fee even tho i definitely still have time, immediately called & had a meltdown on the phone to the lady who reversed the fee for me

#Survivor50
Colby: "Let's get some bamboo"
Q: "Start the fire while I'm gone"
Rizo:

YES my mom was 18 when she had me & that DEFINITELY impacted how we act around each other lmao we did Not have good boundaries for a long time, & then overcorrected into basically not talking bc she was mad about the boundaries. it’s a lot easier now but it took like a decade lmfao

it can be sooooo hard, me & my mom struggled w that lmao, i would go to doctor’s appointments & be texting her while i was upset & my stepdad would talk her down from calling the hospital to yell at people for me. i just had to learn to do the yelling myself 😭

i’m weeding which is annoying & meticulous but not hard

i’m off desk all daaaaaay i should watch a movie or something

exactly dan

And I wonder

shane hollander chirping scott hunter (scott hunter is not visible) with text that says I’M HIGH!!

me and your husband both