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Hank β€œCursed Merkin” Finch

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Posts by Hank β€œCursed Merkin” Finch (@hankfinch.bsky.social)

If falling down when trying to put on my pants is a sign of how this day will progress, I should go back to bed now.

04.03.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

BATMAN DEAD - SHOT IN FACE

05.03.2026 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It you AND me against the world? In this economy?

05.03.2026 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A woman doctor?!?
*waving air in my face cus I’m about to pass out*

05.03.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking along the lines of a new interpretation of an established property.

Like when responding to someone else I thought of the reboot of Battlestar Galactica where the character of Starbuck was gender swapped to a Woman.

In this instance it did make a difference cus she was more badass

05.03.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New comic! Wherein Jenkins works smarter, not harder.

04.03.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha

04.03.2026 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man is dancing in an office with the words bacon written on the bottom Alt: Ron from Parks and Recreation stands in a ladder in an office and reaches up to lift a ceiling tile before pulling a package hidden in the ceiling. He then holds the package up to the camera and says β€œBacon”.
04.03.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aporklips Now

04.03.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol

I don’t think it could live up to expectations anyway.

I think Tom Hanks, Daryl Hannah, John Candy and Eugene Levy have a chemistry that couldn’t be matched

04.03.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I look up the remake of Spash! And it’s been in development hell for 10 years which isn’t a good sign

04.03.2026 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed! 😝

04.03.2026 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One good one I just remembered is Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica. She’s even tougher and badass compared to the guy in the original

04.03.2026 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a remake of Splash?!?

04.03.2026 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t seen Ocean’s 8

Were they already established characters that were gender swapped?

04.03.2026 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me preface this by saying I’m not trying to stir up controversy

Can you think of a gender swap in an tv/movie adaptation or remake where it actually makes any difference?

I was thinking I knew of a couple where the personalities changed by gender but I honestly can’t think any at this time

04.03.2026 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha yup!

04.03.2026 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But I fooled them, they didn’t check for pubic lice

04.03.2026 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember in elementary school when kids would line up in front of the nurses office and get checked for head lice and then when you got back to class there were like 7 kids missing?

04.03.2026 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

My ex said she'd love me until the end of time, which turned out to be about 3 months.

03.03.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

What do you call a magician who lost their magic?
Ian.

04.03.2026 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

if i say i did something 3 weeks ago it’s safe to assume i meant yesterday

04.03.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

I felt like I didn’t give the Shazam movies a fair shake the first time around so I watched them again and it turns out worse the second time.

Now I understand that live post Zachary Levi did where he was talking nonsense and left literally crying about his movie

04.03.2026 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember in Star Trek The Next Generation when Picard was turned into a Borg? It must have been super traumatic because it took him forever to get over it and he was only a Borg for like a day and a half

04.03.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#StarTrekStarfeetAcademy ep 7 is everything I didn’t like about Discovery

Non-stop speeches and back to back to back to back teary eyed performances

Did we need Tilly back when we already have Sam aka Tilly 2.0?

Tarima totally calls Tilly out on her bullshit and Tilly lies and is like β€œnuh uh”

04.03.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna need 2026 to check itself.

03.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Gene, Gene made a machine
Joe, Joe made it go
Art, Art blew a fart
Blew the whole damn thing apart

- Maya Angelou

03.03.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I read the fastest non-speed run was 5 hours and slow runs are about 10-12 hours

Which means it’s probably a 20 hours game for me

03.03.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I nap, I'm actually contributing to society, by not posting a lot of shit.

01.03.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Curious which meaning you thought it
was

I was aware it had a double meaning but for some reason I had the weird idea that it meant the matters that pertained to a family specifically and not just both

03.03.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0