Hank “Cursed Merkin” Finch

If falling down when trying to put on my pants is a sign of how this day will progress, I should go back to bed now.

BATMAN DEAD - SHOT IN FACE

It you AND me against the world? In this economy?

A woman doctor?!?
*waving air in my face cus I’m about to pass out*

I was thinking along the lines of a new interpretation of an established property.

Like when responding to someone else I thought of the reboot of Battlestar Galactica where the character of Starbuck was gender swapped to a Woman.

In this instance it did make a difference cus she was more badass

New comic! Wherein Jenkins works smarter, not harder.

Hahaha

Aporklips Now

lol

I don’t think it could live up to expectations anyway.

I think Tom Hanks, Daryl Hannah, John Candy and Eugene Levy have a chemistry that couldn’t be matched

I look up the remake of Spash! And it’s been in development hell for 10 years which isn’t a good sign

Indeed! 😝

One good one I just remembered is Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica. She’s even tougher and badass compared to the guy in the original

There’s a remake of Splash?!?

I haven’t seen Ocean’s 8

Were they already established characters that were gender swapped?

Let me preface this by saying I’m not trying to stir up controversy

Can you think of a gender swap in an tv/movie adaptation or remake where it actually makes any difference?

I was thinking I knew of a couple where the personalities changed by gender but I honestly can’t think any at this time

Hahaha yup!

But I fooled them, they didn’t check for pubic lice

Remember in elementary school when kids would line up in front of the nurses office and get checked for head lice and then when you got back to class there were like 7 kids missing?

My ex said she'd love me until the end of time, which turned out to be about 3 months.

What do you call a magician who lost their magic?
Ian.

if i say i did something 3 weeks ago it’s safe to assume i meant yesterday

I felt like I didn’t give the Shazam movies a fair shake the first time around so I watched them again and it turns out worse the second time.

Now I understand that live post Zachary Levi did where he was talking nonsense and left literally crying about his movie

Remember in Star Trek The Next Generation when Picard was turned into a Borg? It must have been super traumatic because it took him forever to get over it and he was only a Borg for like a day and a half

#StarTrekStarfeetAcademy ep 7 is everything I didn’t like about Discovery

Non-stop speeches and back to back to back to back teary eyed performances

Did we need Tilly back when we already have Sam aka Tilly 2.0?

Tarima totally calls Tilly out on her bullshit and Tilly lies and is like “nuh uh”

Gonna need 2026 to check itself.

Gene, Gene made a machine
Joe, Joe made it go
Art, Art blew a fart
Blew the whole damn thing apart

- Maya Angelou

I read the fastest non-speed run was 5 hours and slow runs are about 10-12 hours

Which means it’s probably a 20 hours game for me

When I nap, I'm actually contributing to society, by not posting a lot of shit.

Curious which meaning you thought it
was

I was aware it had a double meaning but for some reason I had the weird idea that it meant the matters that pertained to a family specifically and not just both