im a fruad. i'm a sex rep despite never having sex once in my goddamn life
09.02.2026 02:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@tourneydril.bsky.social
im a fruad. i'm a sex rep despite never having sex once in my goddamn life
09.02.2026 02:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0aint nothin in the bible against anarchy sources
08.02.2026 20:12 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sextuple elimination is back. bits and pieces of quad-badstuffed characters shoved back together with fifty thousand sources each. "The most vile fucking thing imaginable"
08.02.2026 16:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0icant come to work today.. on account of JERRY DUTY *PLays every brickfad2 track at once*
08.02.2026 14:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yea i torched the diner. and i woudlve gotten away with it, if i werent the only guy in town with a Skeleton Face
07.02.2026 17:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Q: are nerds allowed to vote in your tournament
A: no. absolutely not. only football players and communists are permitted to vote.
GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT DOC-- WILL THE DETERMINATION GIVE ME THE GOOD AUTISM OR THE BAD AUTISM???
07.02.2026 04:20 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0im inventing a new kind of buff out of sand and rocks
06.02.2026 23:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0how can i get my 50year old co-workers more interested in the mashup tourney scene. how. *kicks trashcan* how. *punches car* how. *fires gun*
06.02.2026 18:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad usage. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
06.02.2026 14:58 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0#ConfusingThingsGirlsDo show virtually no interest in The Perfect Tournament
06.02.2026 05:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"son, if you think we deserve better, let me remind you that the large wooden 'H' affixed to our kitchen wall stands for "Houseofvillains"
06.02.2026 02:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it is unfair that i should have to go to hell just because i was born with christ for arms
05.02.2026 23:34 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0TODAY WE EXPLORE THE PROVEN INTELLECTUAL ADVANTAGE OF CHILDREN WHO HAD MASHUP MAYHEM MATCH QUOTES READ TO THEM IN THE WOMB
05.02.2026 18:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the vanishing point to either die or prove a very important point
05.02.2026 15:20 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending Your Favorite Martian lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
05.02.2026 04:52 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0eric is the most bullshit club banger. his antics are the least believable. scoop and baba would have kicked him out of club bangers in real life
04.02.2026 23:12 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0damn it to piss. someone on discord replaced all of my anti-zalgar reading materials with Pro-Zalgar bullshit
04.02.2026 04:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Welcome to the citadel of eternal wisdom. Behold, this crystal contains the sum of all sourcelists -- (No Rap Or Country)
03.02.2026 22:47 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0IF THE DAISY CRUISER BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE CONTESTANTS I WILL FACE SCOTT AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO LOSERS BRACKET
03.02.2026 19:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i think it is good to source vote, unless it is inconvenient, or boring to do so. then it might be very bad. i'm sorry for doing politics om here.
03.02.2026 17:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0downloading shit loads of offkey soundcloud mashups through unsecure wifi net works
03.02.2026 16:22 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is a post that is new for once and not ripped straight from a better man than i: i love selling out and promoting "Brands" on this plat form but i hate anything that isnt Tourneys. if you have a Tourney you think i should do a post about let me know below and i will or wont
03.02.2026 03:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"the account has too many ltio posts on it" "the account has too many posts about lets tourney it out. i cant relate to that" fuck yoyu
03.02.2026 02:48 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nerd with lame attitude: Miserytopia is bad
Me: Have you ever lived there.
nerd: (his glasses fall off)
Me: Catch you later
most famous birds:
1.prwp
2. red bird who keeps losing tournament matches
3. kurzgesagt guy
4. Duck
4(Tie). Phoenix Wright
"dead mans party? ?" Hm. *smirking, now* Sounds like a certain bracket, that i see
03.02.2026 02:11 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0- its not clever to show pictures of me morphing into a scorpion
- its not funny
- it odes not introduce Beauty into the world
now that i'm unemployed I can finally weave an intricate fan universe based on a youtube channel that posts meme music
02.02.2026 23:56 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0i voted for Markiplier and that's somethjing i have to live with for the rest of my life.
02.02.2026 22:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0