🚬⛓️Talenn🐕🎀

To clarify, I don't always feel this way. Sometimes cishet men aren't the worst. I'm just a scared pursedog that wants to be put back in the purse (the purse is the company of femme leaning folks) because that's what I know and it makes me feel safe. Lmfao

emotional support alligator

and the final [for now 👀] detail shots from @signifiedsatyr.bsky.social ... dicks! and how they work :)

[these are sized up a bit for visual ease/reference]

and further details in the posts below:

Femme leaning folks? Too beautiful to touch. Sexualizing them often feels like I've done something terrible that I should feel guilty for? If you're nice to me I will cum.

Cishet men? Give me ur money. I WILL step on your balls. Do NOT look at me. I SAID GIVE ME UR MONEY! Don't fucking touch me.

Holy shit, the GROANS are so beautiful!!! He sounds like he's in heaven. I love this for you both!! 💞💞💞 (and for all of us that get to enjoy this. lol)

A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHERRY SCAMPERS GAY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone say happy birthday to my wife okay she's gay btw

Who wants to buy me the mystery box??? LMFAO

A comic panel from the comic series watchmen. A skinless Dr Manhattan is screaming outside a fence of a military base with a horrified armed guard outside watching. Caption reads: November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing

Happy November 14th to all who celebrate the second appearance of Dr Manhattan after being atomized in a lab accident. Be sure to horrify whoever you appear to, when screaming for thirty seconds before vanishing

Feel better soon, sweet bear! 🥺🫂💕

We don't NEED a dom but we DESERVE both these things!!!

you don't need a 6'3'' bearded inked soft-pleasure-dom with a sadistic side and rock-climber's hands, you need a well-funded welfare state and free public transport

Invest in Chubby Femmes.

Not related to helluva, but my colored bust sketch commissions are open !! 60 USD each. Pls do comm me 🙏

Commission here: vgen.co/GLIBRIBS
Tip here: ko-fi.com/jermystinks

Bestie: send him ur throne
Me: noooo throne won't let me log in so I haven't been able to update anything
Bestie: SEND IT ANYWAY
Me: Noooooo everything that's on there is my dog stuff and it's really expensive--
Bestie: GOOD!!! SEND IT!!!!!!

🥰🥰🥰 I initially felt neutral about zipper dog but I'm kind of really loving it. Sorta creepy sorta cute!!!

𝐙𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐆 𝐆𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄

-Presale price $218
-Valid from 14 to 21 November
-Grab yours at furrjoi.com/promotion/115
-Available with perforated eyeholes

🎁 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘
-Follow+RT+Comment
-3 winners receive a zipper dog hood
-Announcement: November 24

Huge thanks to the designer @spacepupsilver.com

Okay wait what if it unzipped and you could flip it open and it LOOKED LIKE GUTS IN THERE I think I'm on to something here........

These are my favorite genders.

if you're a dumbass white person on hrt like me and you keep nicking veins during your shots, and you have an RGB lit room in your place, put on a DEEP ORANGE. Boom, all your veins are now highlighted!

(also works if you're using iv drugs and you want to find a vein... but uhhh, don't do those pls)

Callie x Filipa (pt. 1)

my contribution to the #Frankenstein yuri agenda

Okay I hate feet but hear me out: a service sub that LIKES feet giving me foot rubs just for the opportunity to touch my feet. And maybe my legs if they do a good enough job. Maybe if they have the money to spare, pays for me to get a mani-pedi every other week. That sounds nice.

Listening to the Doll anthem of "Wind It Up" by Gwen Stefani.

if you enable a pedophile im gonna assume that you are also a pedophile

same goes for rapists and abusers

Sorry for party grunglin'.

Don't mind me, ladies! I'm just over here grunglin'!
...... (sip)

A screenshot of a tweet from Ludwig saying: a couple weeks ago I found out one of my oldest viewers passed away she started following when i had 100 viewers she was super active in chat, funny, and helped turn my goofy dream of being a streamer into a full fledged career she was also trans, and my community was one of the few places she felt comfortable expressing that in so today in her memory im doing a charity stream for the Trevor project ty to anyone who tunes in or donates rip kanabana

So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig

my bad i didn’t mean to fall asleep on your chest and drool all over it but actually yes i did I Love You