Weaver/Eve

Me: why don't I clean my room? It's not like it's difficult.

Me, after an hour of cleaning: I'm bleeding, and have two dislocated toes, but I successfully moved the mess to a different part of my room.

you are not objectively safe from any harm inflicted on others, because the harm isn't the deal breaker.

listen to marginalized voices, listen for the warnings, watch the experiences, and know that someday, that'll be you.

Even if you're also marginalized, you can still learn from others.

Too many of y'all are using that George Orwell quote to dunk on conservatives to be acting this brand new.

What do you mean you didn't think they'd come for journalists?

WE GAVE BILLIONS TO ANOTHER COUNTRY WHILE THEY DID THIS EXACT THING.

countless people warned that this was coming.

It's officially new year's day, and I've never talked about this publicly, but today marks 2 years since my mom's passing.

It never hurts less, it just doesn't hurt as often.

I still can't talk about her without crying.

But sometimes I can laugh.

Sometimes crying doesn't feel like drowning.

People are still arguing biology against trans people!?

Bestie (derogatory), we can't see yellow, everything is made up, fucking chill.

"switch to a different company"

OUR CITY TRIED THAT!

they literally said "we're going with a different company because you fucking suck"

and Puget energy went "no, bb, I love you, I can change!"

And our dumbass city fell for it.

I hate it here.

An outage map of western Washington with massive swaths of red, indicating hundreds of outages.

An outage summary showing 721 active outages and 173,455 affected customers.

People will tell you not to move to the Pacific northwest because of the weather, or all the neo liberal white people...

Y'know what no one ever mentions?

POWER OUTAGES.

This happens every year at least once a year.

Last year it was out for almost 4 days in the dead of winter.

I put on a clean shirt and my boyfriend asked if I had plans.

I didn't even want to wake up today, and this is the thanks I get?

[infomercial voice]

This vent was brought to you by problematic cis men in my dms.

Problematic cis men in your dms: the trash that wants to take you out.

IT'S NOT A CONVERSATION IF YOU'RE GOING TO ASSUME MY POINT FROM THE THREE WORDS YOU UNDERSTOOD.

you're someone's least favorite kid and my therapist wouldn't condone this shit show, so I'm gonna follow the lead of your exes and pretend you don't exist unless directly confronted with your existence.

Me: I'm gonna take a nice, relaxing shower.

My brain: dying shortly after a loved one is just doubling it and giving it to the next person.

Me: be some other way, I'm begging you.

Me: why do I feel so sick? Did I catch something? I've been so careful.

Also me: shoves multiple cookies, I only just now realized contain coconut (one of my worst allergens), down my dumbass gullet every day for a week.

It's a mystery.

Democratic politicians want voters to be thoughtlessly devoted like Republicans, but not vote like Republicans, but aren't smart enough to realize those are inextricably linked.

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The further along I get, the more I feel like I'm a butch, but I don't feel safe leaning into it because of where I'm at in my transition. Ngl, I'm struggling.

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"if they try to make us scan an ID to use the Internet, we'll all just leave!"

That's what they're hoping for.

An Internet where they can either track every dissident, or where dissidence doesn't exist.

No more corrupt cop videos.

No more social accountability.

No more organizing.

Additional quote:

"Death before spf!"

Now he's fully dressed, snoring in bed and I fucking love that nerd.

My boyfriend went camping and came back with a sun burn.

Me: next time wear sun block

Him: no! I have to show dominance!

Me: over who!?

Him: WHITE PEOPLE!

Me: HOW DOES THIS SHOW DOMINANCE OVER WHITE PEOPLE!?

him: BECAUSE FUCK YOU I HAVE MELANIN!

I don't think I'm allowed to argue with that.

Organizers, PLEASE get your info off of Google right now. The safety of your communities may be at risk v soon. You can call it fear mongering if you want, but we're well past "wait and see" with this admin. Do not fafo with the safety of your folks. Cryptpad is right there.

Scammers keep threatening to release my nudes, but I hand that shit out like candy.

I've oversaturated the market, bestie, checkmate.

Me: no one deserves to drown, even if you didn't like them, even if they're mean, terrible people.

a real, legitimate reply that I actually got: white men are criticized all the time, and they deserve it, this isn't different. and southerners aren't even oppressed.

FUCKING WHAT!?

But we have to make it easier for leopards to eat faces (not ours) because of the entertainment that is human suffering.

I'm very normal.

"HAHA, this policy is really gonna stick it to [marginalized community] but only that one and not any of the ones I'm part of!"

Do you not go to therapy because you're afraid they'll name this shit after you?

I'm like a gay Rorschach test.

(true story)

Person: what's something interesting about your family?

Me: *recounts the cult that was casually dedicated to my mom.*

Them: oh that's cool. My dad worked for Pepsi.

I DIDN'T COME TO FUCK AROUND, BRANJAMIN, GET IT TOGETHER.

A selfie of a fem presenting, androgynous person with short, dark blue hair with light violet bangs and braided rat tails. They're wearing an off the shoulder lavender dress, and black cardigan, along with multiple handmade necklaces. One a plain chain, one a rose quartz pendant, the last a choker made of small labradorite stones.

I'm going for gay, witchy auntie. How close did I get?

Having a rare syndrome, a snapshot:

Me: I have this well documented symptom of my diagnosis that manifests in ways relevant to the current conversation.

Doctor: yeah, and your body's real weird too, you should do something about that.

Oh yeah? Should I see a doctor?

Addendum:

You're not exempt from this judgement because you're a woman.

You're still using the language and rhetoric of misogyny to undermine women's autonomy because they're not doing what you want.

An original post by Weaver reading ""why do bisexual women go for men so much more often?" You're upset that bi women are more commonly dating the more common option, and you believe the appropriate response is to question their identity. I put together a shopping list for you: hobbies, self awareness." This is quote replied by Anarchist Hobbyist who says "this is a trap cause there is no way to comment without someone getting mad about it." However, his replies are very noticeably turned off.

The IRONY of complaining that you can't comment on the sexuality of women you don't know without people reacting as if you're commenting on the sexuality of women you don't know, then turning off comments and quote replies.

This perfectly illustrates my point.

This is weird, you're weird.

"why do bisexual women go for men so much more often!?"

You're upset that bi women are more commonly dating the more common option, and you believe the appropriate response is to question their identity.

I put together a shopping list for you:

Hobbies
Self awareness