Weaver/Eve

I put on a clean shirt and my boyfriend asked if I had plans.

I didn't even want to wake up today, and this is the thanks I get?

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This vent was brought to you by problematic cis men in my dms.

Problematic cis men in your dms: the trash that wants to take you out.

IT'S NOT A CONVERSATION IF YOU'RE GOING TO ASSUME MY POINT FROM THE THREE WORDS YOU UNDERSTOOD.

you're someone's least favorite kid and my therapist wouldn't condone this shit show, so I'm gonna follow the lead of your exes and pretend you don't exist unless directly confronted with your existence.

Me: I'm gonna take a nice, relaxing shower.

My brain: dying shortly after a loved one is just doubling it and giving it to the next person.

Me: be some other way, I'm begging you.

Me: why do I feel so sick? Did I catch something? I've been so careful.

Also me: shoves multiple cookies, I only just now realized contain coconut (one of my worst allergens), down my dumbass gullet every day for a week.

It's a mystery.

Democratic politicians want voters to be thoughtlessly devoted like Republicans, but not vote like Republicans, but aren't smart enough to realize those are inextricably linked.

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The further along I get, the more I feel like I'm a butch, but I don't feel safe leaning into it because of where I'm at in my transition. Ngl, I'm struggling.

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"if they try to make us scan an ID to use the Internet, we'll all just leave!"

That's what they're hoping for.

An Internet where they can either track every dissident, or where dissidence doesn't exist.

No more corrupt cop videos.

No more social accountability.

No more organizing.

Additional quote:

"Death before spf!"

Now he's fully dressed, snoring in bed and I fucking love that nerd.

My boyfriend went camping and came back with a sun burn.

Me: next time wear sun block

Him: no! I have to show dominance!

Me: over who!?

Him: WHITE PEOPLE!

Me: HOW DOES THIS SHOW DOMINANCE OVER WHITE PEOPLE!?

him: BECAUSE FUCK YOU I HAVE MELANIN!

I don't think I'm allowed to argue with that.

Organizers, PLEASE get your info off of Google right now. The safety of your communities may be at risk v soon. You can call it fear mongering if you want, but we're well past "wait and see" with this admin. Do not fafo with the safety of your folks. Cryptpad is right there.

Scammers keep threatening to release my nudes, but I hand that shit out like candy.

I've oversaturated the market, bestie, checkmate.

Me: no one deserves to drown, even if you didn't like them, even if they're mean, terrible people.

a real, legitimate reply that I actually got: white men are criticized all the time, and they deserve it, this isn't different. and southerners aren't even oppressed.

FUCKING WHAT!?

But we have to make it easier for leopards to eat faces (not ours) because of the entertainment that is human suffering.

I'm very normal.

"HAHA, this policy is really gonna stick it to [marginalized community] but only that one and not any of the ones I'm part of!"

Do you not go to therapy because you're afraid they'll name this shit after you?

I'm like a gay Rorschach test.

(true story)

Person: what's something interesting about your family?

Me: *recounts the cult that was casually dedicated to my mom.*

Them: oh that's cool. My dad worked for Pepsi.

I DIDN'T COME TO FUCK AROUND, BRANJAMIN, GET IT TOGETHER.

A selfie of a fem presenting, androgynous person with short, dark blue hair with light violet bangs and braided rat tails. They're wearing an off the shoulder lavender dress, and black cardigan, along with multiple handmade necklaces. One a plain chain, one a rose quartz pendant, the last a choker made of small labradorite stones.

I'm going for gay, witchy auntie. How close did I get?

Having a rare syndrome, a snapshot:

Me: I have this well documented symptom of my diagnosis that manifests in ways relevant to the current conversation.

Doctor: yeah, and your body's real weird too, you should do something about that.

Oh yeah? Should I see a doctor?

Addendum:

You're not exempt from this judgement because you're a woman.

You're still using the language and rhetoric of misogyny to undermine women's autonomy because they're not doing what you want.

An original post by Weaver reading ""why do bisexual women go for men so much more often?" You're upset that bi women are more commonly dating the more common option, and you believe the appropriate response is to question their identity. I put together a shopping list for you: hobbies, self awareness." This is quote replied by Anarchist Hobbyist who says "this is a trap cause there is no way to comment without someone getting mad about it." However, his replies are very noticeably turned off.

The IRONY of complaining that you can't comment on the sexuality of women you don't know without people reacting as if you're commenting on the sexuality of women you don't know, then turning off comments and quote replies.

This perfectly illustrates my point.

This is weird, you're weird.

"why do bisexual women go for men so much more often!?"

You're upset that bi women are more commonly dating the more common option, and you believe the appropriate response is to question their identity.

I put together a shopping list for you:

Hobbies
Self awareness

Normally I'm not a fan of "gotchas" but I sincerely hope that seeing the goalpost sprint from "adult human female" to include animated, magical, elven princesses acts as a wake up call for at least a few people who refuse to take a stance.

"But biology!"

She's an elf. Biology has left the chat.

There's a bunny nest in my blueberries. (The mom later covered them with grass and stuff.)

"why do people keep ghosting me!?"

I've seen how you message people, the better question is how have you not learned your lesson?

A mug in the appearance of a calico cat, wearing a red collar with a goldfish charm, peeking out behind the edge of a cabinet with several mugs behind it, the calico mug is, notably, the only one right side up. the mug appears to be spying on the rest of the kitchen. It may have a playful appearance when viewed in whole, but only part of its face is visible, giving it a slightly unsettling appearance.

Me: "hey, [boyfriend] did you put my mug away like that on purpose?"

Bf: "no, why? Is it wrong?"

Me: "...no"

Bf: "then why do you assume I did it on purpose?"

The mug:

Here's your reminder that lady gaga has repeatedly defended a country that blackmails queer people.

All the stuff she's doing now doesn't change that.

She can't change the fact that she defended a country that has forced queer people, under threat of outing, to do dangerous tasks.

Nonbinary people are a popular subject lately, so here's a reminder:

If you can't say what you need to, without using phrases that are offensive to *all* trans people, like:

"Says they are"
"Identifies as"
"Claims to be"

Don't talk about us. Let others handle it.

You work on you.

You need it.

100%. "gotchas" are fun, and can be cathartic, but they're not an effective tool against people that are being taught that critical thought and nuance are forms of manipulation.

They're not going to engage in self reflection, they're just going to target more vulnerable people.