Bunno

When conservatives say they believe in meritocracy, they're lying to you.

Parents Really Hitting It Off With Daughter’s Emotionally Abusive Boyfriend

Parents Really Hitting It Off With Daughter’s Emotionally Abusive Boyfriend
https://theonion.com/parents-really-hitting-it-off-with-daughter-s-emotional-1851327818/

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Nobody ever had to worry about their subscription to the notebook and pencil in their backpack glitching out. Nobody ever had to waste two hours that could've been spent studying, talking to book support trying to figure out how to turn the fucking page.
#stem #Pearson #pearsonmylab

I came to the library on campus to study for an exam I have tomorrow. I've been here for 2 hours now talking to Pearson tech support instead of studying. Can we PLEASE go back to physical textbooks and homework? Nobody ever had to call tech support for a physical textbook.

I shit you not whoever runs on this nationally is doing Reagan numbers when it comes election time.

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

#deer 🦌

I love Pearson because not being able to log into my homework is great, actually

Kamala 2028??? Fingers crossed tbh

I'm on the amtrak train and I'm on the xanax train ayy

A screenshot showing this post directly underneath the official Bluesky post it references

Perfect

Gee I'd sure love not having a nonce president

Scientists mourn Tom Lehrer — nerdiest of singer-songwriters The mathematician's memorable satires were beloved by generations of researchers.

Despite being best known for his humorous and satirical songs, Tom Lehrer spent most of his life as an academic mathematician

go.nature.com/474SrkG

You ever just see some chronically online post from the fucking twilight zone and genuinely wonder if the person who posted it has ever been to a shop before, or a restaurant, or a park, or anywhere at all where they would interact with a person actually physically in front of them?

People exploding this false messaging that I voted for a bill + funding that I quite literally voted NO on. The threat environment this morning is scary.

Doesn’t help anyone. Drag me for the position if you disagree but don’t lie. It’s out of control. Saying I voted for this funding is false.

Tfw you realize the only power your blood family has over your life is the words they say. That's it. That's worth celebrating

FUCK YOU IF YOU VOTED FOR THIS CREAMCICLE

Health insurance executives should be fucking nuremburged bc what the fuck do you mean MY DOCTOR NEEDS TO GET APPROVAL FROM YOU USELESS FUCKING MBAS BEFORE I CAN GET MY MEDICATION?

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Everyone A Damn Critic WASHINGTON—In a provocative 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled Monday that everyone’s a damn critic these days. “It is this court’s opinion that apparently everyone has their own ideas about how this court should operate and is not shy about sharing their views—even when no one asks,” Chief Justice John Roberts wrote in his 10-page […]

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Everyone A Damn Critic
theonion.com/supreme...

Daddy's teaching me how to do enshittification ❤️

[Person with ponytail wearing lab coat hands balloon to another person in front of a springboard, a magnet hanging from above, and then a target] PERSON WITH PONYTAIL to Person 2: Rub this balloon against your head, then go jump past that magnet toward the target on the wall. [caption] Before the bathroom scale was invented, the only way to weigh people was mass spectrometry.

Mass Spec

xkcd.com/3094/

Project Hail Mary

Air traffic controller gave me his number ❤️ 😍 ✈️

THIS.
This is the America I believe in.
249 years later and we still say NO KINGS.

The America we're fighting for.

Zohran and Attorney General Tish James marching together in NYC Pride.

A joy to march in NYC Pride with the people's champ Tish James 🏳️‍🌈

Bernie to Dems:

GET FUCKED CUOMO!!!