universal century maraich justinof

MY ÉCLAIRS 😢

your vases look like bongs

funfact i once got the cops called to my house because i listened to cotard’s solution a little too loud and the screams at the end sounded a little too realistic for my neighbour’s tastes

will wood reference willwood willwiod ough ilove will wood & thetaoewormsghghhh…

TAPEWORMS YOU SAY

8. hand me my shovel, i‘m going in! by will wood & the tapeworms
9. 6up 5oh copout by will wood & the tapeworms
10. i/me/myself by will wood
11. chemical overreaction/compound fracture by will wood & the tapeworms
12. dr. sunshine is dead by will wood & the tapeworms

in no particular order:
1. …well, better than the alternative by will wood
2. one more try by george michael
3. cotard’s solution by will wood & the tapeworms
4. i got you by split enz
5. love, me normally by will wood
6. suburbia overture by will wood
7. 2012 by will wood & the tapeworms

❌️❌️❌️❌️ the answer is 69-2

33 + 34

my name is TRIPLE THE-O'S
i will make my burgers BATSHIT EXPENSIVE but i will NEVER EVER listen to a single "NO RELISH" request. the only good thing i have going for me are my milkshakes

idk if my home timeline can be called another universe but id like it to be called Belladonna. Has a nice ring to it

someone on the street tried to sell me dianetics didnt know the church of scientology managed to survive this long

yeah i think so (source: if i had access to military chains of command and weapons of mass destruction it would take one bad day for society to fall)

Why did glemy even accept Char is over 18

Someone edit Walter White with big naturals for me

breasting bad

a close up of a spongebob squarepants cartoon character with big blue eyes . Alt: a close up of a spongebob squarepants cartoon character with big blue eyes . aka me if you ate all the cake

Please tell me you didnt eat it all

every so often the imposter syndrome of "am i just a straight girl who wants to be different" comes up and i have to squash it immediately by telling myself this

HELL YEAH! just because i look and dress in a more "fem" way and have gotten pregnant doesn't make me any less of a man. also isn't it silly that we want to make genders like exclusive clubs that you can't be part of unless you do specific things? and if you do things from the other club ur a faker

POTENTIAL PEDO DOWN?

i mean i am very close to 16 weeks so i wouldnt be surprised... but i have also been indulging in a LOT of sweets

playing the game of "is that a baby bump or am i just fat" again

just grow out your bangs man

you did coke AND poppers, possibly also some other drugs, and also drank an inhuman amount of alcohol. How are you still alive

((funfact i literally didn't know poppers and coke together could be deadly when i wrote this. jamie is made out of steel ig))

i have one of the popper cans jamie did

JAMIE IS ALSO DOWNING SHOTS LIKE CRAZY HE MUST BE STOPPED

JAMIE IS DOING COKE AND POPPERS AT THE SAME TIME? WE BARELY GOT HERE CHILL

wow,.. i can hear this party even though im not there yet

i think the togepi costume may have done it... brilliant thinking maraich

protip: always take a baby trick-or-treating with you, they love it and give away extra candy