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Illustration of a sunfish (also known as a Mola Mola) floating above an aerial view of some farm lands. A plane flies next to the fish, really putting into perspective of just how large the sunfish really is.

I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️
#art

THE IS MY LAUNDRY DAY SHIRT IF YOU TRY TO HIT ON ME I WILL KILL US BOTH

working on a shirt to wear to the laundromat

Every week we should all get to vote to take a podcast away from somebody

cats are so right because when there’s a loud noise it is in fact time to scatter

🦌 Watch out for Critters Bumper Stickers have been restocked! 🦌

A collection of illustrations of crocodiles and alligators against a soft green and yellow background. They are playfully either swimming or loafing around, playing with fish, taking care of their young and chilling in the water. The crocodiles and alligators are mostly green and yellow, save for an albino alligator. They’re so loving and fun, these toothy friends!

River puppies 🐊 #art

had sleep paralysis about the thing under my bed pretending to be a dog again last night

You would think that finding out the whole heroin chic waif look and ubiquitous fatshaming of women in the 90's was influenced by a handful of elite pedophiles as both their preference and a way to sex traffick more easily, would have made a bigger splash in the news.

i want you all to know that i care about you, which is why i sit here and do these heinous walls of alt text by hand. PENCILS FOR SIX-PANEL COMIC FEATURING HARLEY QUINN, THE JOKER, AND LEX LUTHOR. COMIC IS IN THE STYLE OF SCREENSHOTS FROM TIKTOK (or whatever terribly named fake tiktok they have in the dc universe) PANEL ONE: harley quinn yelling into the camera HARLEY: HI EVERYBODY!! I'm back from Arkham!! Today, I'm just hanging out at home with Mr. J-- PANEL TWO: extreme closeup of the joker because harley is holding the phone RIGHT up in his face. lex is in the background JOKER: Harley. Too close. PANEL THREE: camera has moved past the joker to lex HARLEY: --and his friend LEX: Do not show my face. HARLEY: I'll edit it out <3 (Chat, she did not edit it out.) PANEL FOUR: the scene cuts to the Joker with his arms full of cleaning products HARLEY: What are you boys up to? JOKER: (way too delighted to explain what he is doing) Oh! We're seeing who can make the deadliest weapon out of household cleaning products. PANEL FIVE: camera has moved past the joker and is pointing down at lex, who is crouched in front of an open sink cabinet LEX: Yeah, but we still haven't established if we're using general household chemicals--or YOUR household chemicals. JOKER: I don't see how that would make ANY difference. PANEL SIX: camera zoomed in on lex LEX: ...There is napalm under your sink JOKER: Is THAT where I put it? Well, I'll be damned.

Harley Quinn maintains a robust social media presence, mostly consisting of hundreds of videos of her hyenas (and some of the joker). i was going to add the tiktok interface but i got tired!! i'll put it in if i ever decide to color it

3-panel comic of clark kent on the phone with lex luthor PANEL 1 clark in his office cubicle. it's a mess, there's notebooks and a coffee cup and sticky notes on everything. clark: and another thing--i distinctly remember saying NO CRIMES. lex: (over the phone) it's--ok, i don't want to start a fight, here, but we did not agree to 'no crimes.' we agreed to fewer crimes. clark: lex. lex: crimes of a less destructive nature clark: LEX. PANEL 2 lex in his office, being accosted by harley who is climbing on top of him to listen to his phone conversation. they are both sitting on the couch. the joker is behind the couch, sort of trying to stop harley but mostly looking tired lex: yes, CLARK, what is--OW! would you get off me? harley: what's he sayin'?? clark: (over the phone) is that--are they there RIGHT NOW? lex: NO. that's the, uh. washing machine. clark: in your OFFICE? joker: (in background) harley, honey, let's leave lex alone harley: (in background) i just wanna know what they're sayin! PANEL 3 closeup of clark on the phone, rubbing his forehead lex: (over the phone) yeah, it's SFX: CRUNCH CRONCH lex: ...look, if you want a better lie, you're gonna have to call me back. there's a hyena eating my desk. clark: oh, my god CRUNCH joker (or lex, the speaker is unidentified): bud! stop that! SKRRRNK #clex #superlex

what part of this comic took the longest time to do? that's right: clark's kitten calendar

Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.

This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.

@mhdksafa for the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either (from 2023)

happy holidays from the prince of all cosmos! 🎄🎁🌟

more josh o'connor for you

Xena x Callisto fanart from https://www.patreon.com/laurenknight Xena is standing over Callisto warning her to stay down. Callisto says “Gladly.”

Friday night Xena x Callisto from my patreon www.patreon.com/laurenknight

two-panel batjokes comic made with mock screenshots. PANEL ONE: batman strangling the joker against the wall, as he does joker: now, see here. I do actually--HRRK--I do actually have to breathe, you know PANEL TWO: batman smooches the joker. the joker is stunlocked and will probably be staring out into space for the next two or three weeks. it's fine. he's fine

you know what? breathing is overrated

BLOOOOOOGH ALT TEXT IT'S TIME FOR ALT TEXT it's a comic of lex luthor and the joker being super best friends PANEL ONE: the joker is tying lex's bow tie. they are in white tie because white tie is so cool. tuxedos are dumb. white tie forever, baby. anyway you know the joker is good at tying bow ties because of the whole purple suit thing. he probably practiced a lot! you don't just poof a suit onto yourself, and you know harley's ass can't tie a tie. LEX: thank you, by the way. i have the worst time with these stupid things. JOKER: of course! if i'm going to kidnap you, you have to look good. i have standards. PANEL TWO: super wide shot of lex and the joker walking and talking. it's an aaron sorkin walk and talk! do the kids even know what that is? does anyone? i never watched west wing. LEX: i still think this is a bad idea. JOKER: would you relax? batman is not here. superman is not here. this is just you and me and a bunch of rich assholes that we are going to scam out of a LOT of money. LEX: but i can just give you the money. JOKER: lex, please. life is about the journey, not the destination! PANEL THREE: SPONGEBOB TITLE CARD because you can put any damn thing you want in comics. i don't know why comics are so bad, actually. SPONGEBOB TITLE CARD: THREE HOURS LATER PANEL FOUR: lex and the joker sitting on a chair. lex is in the chair, the joker is sitting on the armrest. lex is drinking. they are beat to shit and laughing. LEX: ...i have GOT to stop listening to you. JOKER: you really do. DAMN, THAT'S THE END!

this started as me wanting to draw a fashion spread with lex and the joker in formal wear (i love formal wear). i drew the bottom panel, then was like hmmm actually it's funnier if they're all beat to shit, and then the single fashion image became a dumb comic. this is how must of my art goes

let's go!!! 💙🩵💙

An embroidery landscape depicting an aerial view of an equestrian farm. Green fields cut through with light paths and red farm houses, complete with a woodland and wild meadow area in the top.

A past embroidery commission I forgot to share on here... an aerial view of an equestrian farm somewhere in America! This was such a lovely landscape is embroider: the horse fields and red farm houses are so pleasing :) such a soothing green landscape 💚

if you have democrat rep/senators i recommend calling and reminding them you will never vote for them again if they bend the knee on this. shutting down the government is the correct choice. that is the exact phrasing in my 3 calls and it took 5 min total

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if you have republican representatives, great news, you can still call and force the dipshits who work for them to listen to you. you do not have to just give up. at the very least you don't have to tell me you're giving up.

PROVE ME RIGHT

sanrio clex

Orcas attack 2 sailboats off Portuguese coast, prompting rescue Five people were rescued from a tourist vessel that was attacked by orcas off the Portuguese coast on Saturday, authorities said. Another four were attacked on a boat nearby.

We are so back

Wheat paste poster that says the all the world is dying and the new world struggles to be born now is the time of monsters. There's a picture of Elmo

Morning walk

I love early Twilight Zone's focus on chumps&losers. It's fairly consistent throughout, but especially in S1, the intro is always Serling going "look at this idiot, this heel of a dipshit. He's got a dick smaller than a Nazi's conscience, and he's going to get his ass kicked...in the Twilight Zone."

Top *eight* articles on NYT devoted to Charlie Kirk, top one asks if he will be remembered like MLK. This is a man who only a tiny percent of Americans had even heard of before his death, whose views are too nasty for NYT to detail. But they are trying so hard to turn into martyr.

Editor's Note: An earlier version of this article detailed how an internal law enforcement bulletin said that ammunition recovered following the Charlie Kirk shooting was engraved with expressions of "transgender and anti-fascist ideology." Justice Department officials later urged caution about the bulletin by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, saying it may not accurately reflect the messages on the ammunition, and the article was updated Thursday to reflect that. This editor's note was appended on Friday, Sept. 12, after Utah Gov. Spencer Cox said the engravings included one that said "Hey fascist!" along with other messages and symbols. He gave no indication that the ammunition included any transgender references.

hi, cis folks!

the WSJ endangered trans lives with false reporting yesterday. it’s still accepted as truth by many, regardless of it being false. the article’s still up with a little note. it needs full retraction.

it's not even a phone call—it's email. you can do this.

contact info below.🧵⬇️

Man everything is just absolute clown shoes stupid now huh

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind