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Xena x Callisto fanart from https://www.patreon.com/laurenknight Xena is standing over Callisto warning her to stay down. Callisto says “Gladly.”

Friday night Xena x Callisto from my patreon www.patreon.com/laurenknight

two-panel batjokes comic made with mock screenshots. PANEL ONE: batman strangling the joker against the wall, as he does joker: now, see here. I do actually--HRRK--I do actually have to breathe, you know PANEL TWO: batman smooches the joker. the joker is stunlocked and will probably be staring out into space for the next two or three weeks. it's fine. he's fine

you know what? breathing is overrated

BLOOOOOOGH ALT TEXT IT'S TIME FOR ALT TEXT it's a comic of lex luthor and the joker being super best friends PANEL ONE: the joker is tying lex's bow tie. they are in white tie because white tie is so cool. tuxedos are dumb. white tie forever, baby. anyway you know the joker is good at tying bow ties because of the whole purple suit thing. he probably practiced a lot! you don't just poof a suit onto yourself, and you know harley's ass can't tie a tie. LEX: thank you, by the way. i have the worst time with these stupid things. JOKER: of course! if i'm going to kidnap you, you have to look good. i have standards. PANEL TWO: super wide shot of lex and the joker walking and talking. it's an aaron sorkin walk and talk! do the kids even know what that is? does anyone? i never watched west wing. LEX: i still think this is a bad idea. JOKER: would you relax? batman is not here. superman is not here. this is just you and me and a bunch of rich assholes that we are going to scam out of a LOT of money. LEX: but i can just give you the money. JOKER: lex, please. life is about the journey, not the destination! PANEL THREE: SPONGEBOB TITLE CARD because you can put any damn thing you want in comics. i don't know why comics are so bad, actually. SPONGEBOB TITLE CARD: THREE HOURS LATER PANEL FOUR: lex and the joker sitting on a chair. lex is in the chair, the joker is sitting on the armrest. lex is drinking. they are beat to shit and laughing. LEX: ...i have GOT to stop listening to you. JOKER: you really do. DAMN, THAT'S THE END!

this started as me wanting to draw a fashion spread with lex and the joker in formal wear (i love formal wear). i drew the bottom panel, then was like hmmm actually it's funnier if they're all beat to shit, and then the single fashion image became a dumb comic. this is how must of my art goes

let's go!!! 💙🩵💙

An embroidery landscape depicting an aerial view of an equestrian farm. Green fields cut through with light paths and red farm houses, complete with a woodland and wild meadow area in the top.

A past embroidery commission I forgot to share on here... an aerial view of an equestrian farm somewhere in America! This was such a lovely landscape is embroider: the horse fields and red farm houses are so pleasing :) such a soothing green landscape 💚

if you have democrat rep/senators i recommend calling and reminding them you will never vote for them again if they bend the knee on this. shutting down the government is the correct choice. that is the exact phrasing in my 3 calls and it took 5 min total

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if you have republican representatives, great news, you can still call and force the dipshits who work for them to listen to you. you do not have to just give up. at the very least you don't have to tell me you're giving up.

PROVE ME RIGHT

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Orcas attack 2 sailboats off Portuguese coast, prompting rescue Five people were rescued from a tourist vessel that was attacked by orcas off the Portuguese coast on Saturday, authorities said. Another four were attacked on a boat nearby.

We are so back

Wheat paste poster that says the all the world is dying and the new world struggles to be born now is the time of monsters. There's a picture of Elmo

Morning walk

I love early Twilight Zone's focus on chumps&losers. It's fairly consistent throughout, but especially in S1, the intro is always Serling going "look at this idiot, this heel of a dipshit. He's got a dick smaller than a Nazi's conscience, and he's going to get his ass kicked...in the Twilight Zone."

Top *eight* articles on NYT devoted to Charlie Kirk, top one asks if he will be remembered like MLK. This is a man who only a tiny percent of Americans had even heard of before his death, whose views are too nasty for NYT to detail. But they are trying so hard to turn into martyr.

Editor's Note: An earlier version of this article detailed how an internal law enforcement bulletin said that ammunition recovered following the Charlie Kirk shooting was engraved with expressions of "transgender and anti-fascist ideology." Justice Department officials later urged caution about the bulletin by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, saying it may not accurately reflect the messages on the ammunition, and the article was updated Thursday to reflect that. This editor's note was appended on Friday, Sept. 12, after Utah Gov. Spencer Cox said the engravings included one that said "Hey fascist!" along with other messages and symbols. He gave no indication that the ammunition included any transgender references.

hi, cis folks!

the WSJ endangered trans lives with false reporting yesterday. it’s still accepted as truth by many, regardless of it being false. the article’s still up with a little note. it needs full retraction.

it's not even a phone call—it's email. you can do this.

contact info below.🧵⬇️

Man everything is just absolute clown shoes stupid now huh

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

This is an insane phenomenon: I'd never heard of Charlie Kirk until two days ago. He's like MLK Jr now. WTF?????

This unprompted text is from an older friend who is a doctor and very political and well-informed of the news. Congrats to everyone in the media who force-fed the right’s whitewashed hagiography to a mass audience that didn’t know or care about any of this because they’re not mainlining Twitter

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Old Man Dark Claw (Old Man Logan amalgamated with Batman: The Dark Knight Returns) leaping across a yellow desert sky alongside Sparrow-23 (Laura Kinney X-23, amalgamated with Carrie Kelly Robin)

Old Man Dark Claw don't shiv. He a slicer-dicer, bub. #amalgamcomics

hi, cis folks!

if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.

the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.

we need you to call senators: reps.fyi

more info & script downthread.🧵

A screenshot of a YouTube video titled ASMR hanging out with your unemployed metalhead cousin

Finally I’m being properly represented in media

Being terminally online is weird. I have family that can't tell what's fake anymore. They'll send me a video of a Baby Tiger in a Sombrero hugging a 2 year old, & when I say "that's done with computers" they don't believe me. It's like wearing those glasses from they live 24/7.

Rewatching Smallville. Some episodes really hold up. Others feature Amy Adams in a fat suit drinking Kryptonite smoothies to get thin. Those at least remind me that, despite everything, there are some things that are better than they were during the W. administration.

they should invent a petard you can't be hoisted with

I think about this stock image a lot and how it presaged modern llms

Pinhead face palming 'I meet someone ➡️ we talk ➡️ I detail the eternity of torment I have planned for their weak, pitiful flesh ➡️ they solve my box, banishing me to hell again ➡️'

I wore this shirt while eating a burrito that was actively disintegrating in my hands and didn't get any on me, please clap

We simply cannot live in a country where the death of hate mongers is a tragedy and the death of everyone else only warrants a shrug.

a guillotine and basket with the text "you know what must be done" next to it. the image is textured to look photocopied.

you know

HOW DARE YOU💀
#clex
#ultralex