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Im trying Jennifer πŸ”₯🧊 chef, raft guide, leftist not straight non-practicing alcoholic celtics are the balls fix your heart or die he/him/idc

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What’s the x axis supposed to be lmao

05.03.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the thing i always push to show in cooking is that it doesn't have to be intimidating, it's not some exact science. once you know how to cook something through enough to avoid food poisoning, building flavors from there can be loose and fun.

baking, however, is a motherfucker and i cannot help you.

04.03.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

it's holding down and mashing b as fast as you can actually

04.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You can absolutely have β€œthe sauce” and make good ui (neir: automata, fallout, balatro spring to mind)

03.03.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Factually, he’s half there

03.03.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I should call him…

02.03.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sing you a song ??? SING you a song ??? i'm the piano man. its in my fucking name. im not the fucking. singing and piano guy. okay. i will PLAY you a song on my PIANO. christ

26.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
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My sexuality is now this

19.02.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

how do you do fellow pronoun users and abnormalities

26.02.2026 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can always just smear icy hot on your asshole like the rest of us

25.02.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad few days for People Who Can Recognise Two Things To Be True At Once

24.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œBOAT SWIM AREA AREA NO SWIM NO BOATS

23.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d love to replay this but I know I couldn’t help myself from playing a gun wizard again. Just too damn good.

17.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when i was in third gay i thought i was grade

15.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NEVER take me thrifting I'm a danger to myself my wallet and others

15.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
walgreens sign that says algreens

walgreens sign that says algreens

let's stay together

14.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4234    πŸ” 475    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 27
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hell yeah we got beetle moses chumlee

11.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You had me so excited for Stephen’s exploration of culinary fiction with that intro smh

09.02.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe the eva angels had a point

09.02.2026 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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OH…

Payton Pritchard can return to the bench to offset losing Anfernee Simons.

*smacks forehead*

04.02.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

avatar-type technology that's used to turn danny devito into a gengar and makes him live forever

26.01.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

25.01.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 28794    πŸ” 10724    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 981

The existence of a fantasy story without hate crimes is theoretically possible but has not been observed under laboratory conditions.

23.01.2026 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, FUCK ICE

25.01.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@raxkingisdead.bsky.social is doing incredible work live posting a back to back to back rewatch of extended edition LOTR. Get your ass in here, movie event of the century so far. And may god both grant you the strength to finish, and the wisdom to overcome your horniness for Viggo, Rax

25.01.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2001 viggo mortensen i am free this evening if you want to do something this evening, if you’re free. this evening that is

25.01.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 254    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2