Sheriff Cranky

@flossfish6249 1 hr ago (edited) Corporate Clash players gonna be reeeeeal shocked when they find out that their favorite free MMO is staffed 3:1 by hard working Wokies lol. who else would maintain a game like TTCC even half as well with 0 budget

This is the weirdest compliment I've ever gotten on the Clash YouTube channel

Sichuan Shanjiao Noodles

Anyway this is what I had for lunch: Sichuan shanjiao beef noodles. Spicy and yum 10/10

If you would to make me eat even weirder stuff when the next update drops, join the Corporate Clash discord: discord.gg/corporateclash

Orange soda: Local brand, refreshing as always. 10/10

Miniature Gumball Machine

The Discord wanted jellybeans but I couldn't find any in the supermarket so here's something even better:

Gumball Machine: I don't care for gumballs 3/10 but the machine is top-tier 10/10

Duck Confit (because I'm a duck, get it): I think it's fine on its own, but the container does kill the mood a little bit. 7/10

Bowl of BBQ Beef Poke Bowl

BBQ Beef Poke Bowl: not the most exciting thing ever (I like fish more) but it's decent! 7/10

Cheeseburger and box of curly fries

Cheeseburger: run-of-the-mill but a notch about McDonald's for sure. 7/10
Curly Fries: Somehow still crunchy even after a 30-minute ride! 8/10

A box of Tex-mex pizza

Now onto the real food: Tex-mex pizza. Surprisingly nice, even if it's just fast food pizza. But it's still only a fast-food pizza. 5/10

A glass jar of sausages

This is what happens when you let @corporateclash.net Discord members dictate what you should have for dinner during the v1.11 downtime...

A glass jar of sausages.

It's so. weirdly. soft.

I hate this 2/10

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As a clarification, it's not actually real-time, but rather it refreshes as you load in and out of the Panel.

We're making performance improvements and current Laff is the value that changes the most often, therefore it would reduce the network chatter if it didn't need to be real-time.

The Max Laff will stay, and your Discord RPC (if you have it on) will still display your current Laff in real time.

A Toon Panel with the real-time Laff value circled.

Working on some improvements to the Toon Panel on @corporateclash.net . Do you use the real-time Laff at all? Would you be upset if we a) changed the value to update every few minutes, or b) removed entirely?

A Dog is writing on a piece of paper, surrounded by more stacks of paper. A blackboard behind them writes, in chalk: "Community writer apply today! * Blog Posts * Short Stories * Comic Scripts * And more!"

Do you like writing stories or comic scripts? Our writing team is looking for new Community Writers to join the team!

Apply now: https://corporateclash.net/help/apply

Just to clarify, the Toon clothing updates are still coming!

We're still here, and we're still cooking!

It's been A Year for us. And there's a lot of internal changes, but we are for sure a better organization than 1 year ago. Here's to a great 2025!

esports in toontown real?

instead of April Toons I think we should just have Dave cube found footage arg

Promotional poster of the Q&A event.

EllyKat, one of our Partner Program members, will be hosting a Q&A session on October 30th at 7PM EST with our Game Design Director, Tripoverocks, on our beloved Pacesetter fight!

Catch her on Twitch at https://twitch.tv/aka_ellykat

Let me be clear: It might take us a while, but we're still very invested in keeping up with our holidays! Halloween is not going away, and you will still be able to get your favorite Halloween cosmetics next year.

(btw, somebody has already correctly sniffed out the clues 👀)

this may be the dumbest thing weve done so far

for the record: elephant trunks are not acceptable at moe zart's classes either

corporate clash is

Allowlist / Blocklist Request Sheet, somebody requested the word "taumatawhakatangi­hangakoauauotamatea­turipukakapikimaunga­horonukupokaiwhen­uakitanatahu"

im sorry what

The Firestarter and Pacesetter Makeship Pride Campaign Begins Now! | Toontown: Corporate Clash We've once again partnered up with Makeship, this time to transform the beloved dynamite duo of Graham Ness Payser (The Pacesetter) and Flint Bonpyre (The Firestarter) into two huggable and lovable pl...

We are halfway through our #MakeshipPride campaign and have already sold 1,800 plushies! So close until the 2,000 goal 🥅

Get yours now before they're gone forever: clash.lol/MakeshipPride

A monitor showing a TTR VP lobby on the left and a TTCC in-progress VP on the right

this is what maximum efficiency looks like (it's ok my adhd brain can handle it)

Always be on your toes, you never know when disaster will strike.

Datadog has a security footgun Bad API design leads to field day for domain-snatching data siphons

A week ago, @corporateclash.net had a security incident. On behalf of the entire Crew, we're very sorry we let the issue slip. This is my writeup on why I think Datadog needs to fix the footgun that made the incident possible:

sheriffcranky.substack.com/p/datadog-ha...

there is no concept of gender in toontown therefore all toons are trans change my mind