People have been insane for a long long time

Another day, another seemingly endless loop of the dumb and the horrific. Or... Friday

Damn them!

getting raptured I'm always like

How often do you get into physical fights? Once a week or more Once or twice a month A few times a year Rarely Never NEXT

How often do people you know get into physical fights? Once a week or more Once or twice a month A few times a year Rarely Never

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amen

Last time i was raptured they were all like no way, bro

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What are the two most terrifying words in English language

Isaac Chotiner:

oscar the grouch lived in a trash can, why can't i live in this applebees bathroom

If ww3 goes nuclear, I'm going full Joker mode and starting a cult in the sewers

Same and same!☺️

Not dead yet! For whatever reason. Good to hear from you🥰 You?

hello @thegrimreapernow.bsky.social

Hi Diz❤️

Jolly, you glorious bastard😘

It's true. This guy would scratch his own car at a key party 🏆👑 Congratulations @stuforreal.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

And so, in summary, fuck everything

you’re not wrong, but honestly, mental hellth sounds like an overpriced pickle-flavored kombucha. like, who asked for that?

(re: @stuforreal.bsky.social)

(threatening) god is everywhere

More like mental hellth amirite lol

Good time for it I hear

I think with a proper hype man i could get a couple more likes for my shitty-ass tweets

Opened a portal to a new dimension and the worst thing possible happened: everything was exactly the same.

Demon girl carries a basket full of skulls in the woods

Over the River and Through the Woods

#Art by Anthony Machuca

you know who else circles back? vultures

The worst thing a species can be is delicious.