Foggy memory

By calling Mark Kelly back to active duty solely for the purpose of answering a court martial on spurious charges, the administration has exposed its own vulnerability.

Captain Kelly should not obey this illegal order, making the principle clear to all.

His loyalty & devotion to service are clear.

Mussolini kept the trains running on time. Has Trump done that for the airlines?

Patriotism means standing by the country. It does not mean standing by the President...save exactly to the extent he himself stands by the country. ...It is unpatriotic not to oppose him to the exact extent that by inefficiency or otherwise he fails in his duty to stand by the country.

T.Roosevelt

Hegseth calling out Mark Kelly for the order in which his medals (many with combat V) are displayed highlights the fact that Hegseth has so much less valor of his own to display.

When he didn't have the stuff to be a real hero, as Kelly is, he decided to become a fop.

Major Hegseth may outrank Captain Kelly in the military chain of command, but Senator Kelly outranks Secretary Hegseth in civilian authority.

Mark was elected by the people of Arizona. Who chose Pete?

I don't think that's the reason he needs a frequent change of pants

Mark Kelly has achieved all the things Pete Hegseth wishes he had, if only he had the right stuff.

Valor in combat, high naval rank, command in space, public admiration on a national scale, election to high office, the devotion of a beautiful & high-achieving woman.

He would BE Kelly if he could.

Trump, Hegseth, & Patel, with breathtaking incompetence, have blasted Mark Kelly's reputation, already stratospheric, into low Earth orbit.💫

Virtually any office he might seek, including the Presidency itself, is now within his reach.

Hey thanks, guys! 🤣

I would never have thought it would be necessary to say I oppose an administration openly fostering tribalism, racism, & cruelty.

Yet here we are.

Six members of Congress appear in a video addressed to soldiers & spies, reminding them that obeying an order to commit a crime does not absolve them of guilt for that crime.

They may not legally commit a crime because they are ordered to do so.

POTUS' answer to this truth?

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

Read this. Understand this. Do what needs to be done.

Raging narcissist claims that an election that rejected everything he stands for wasn't about him. Good try, Donald. Loser. 😎

After the Rapture I've got just one question for Jesus:

I know you talked a lot about taking in strangers & feeding the poor, & all that crap about camels & rich men going through the eye of the needle.

But if you were around today your first priority would be to own the libs,

Right?

FIRE & ICE An enflamed gourd tries to cool off in a snowbank after a disappointing day at the polls.

Why is Trump like a Jack-O-Lantern?

Yeah, there's that, but besides the obvious, here's the best part...

...in November you throw them both out.

Who knew Kevlar worked against sandwiches, too.

Do you know how hard it is to get mustard & mayonnaise out of Kevlar?

You can't just drop it in the wash, even on Delicates.

I'd say throw the book at him, but that's probably a felony, too.

Is Li'l Mikey, Squeaker of the House, the only one who can swear in Adelita?

Coolidge was sworn in by a Vermont Justice of the Peace

When Congress first convenes, there's no Speaker to swear anyone in. How can they vote for one if they have to be sworn in to vote

It's a Catch-22. Someone step up

When the time comes to cut the ribbon for the Golden Ballroom, will the Village People be there to play YMCA?

They just murdered another six people in the Caribbean.

They didn’t even know the names of the people they just blew up.

Obviously there is no evidence of drug trafficking.

They could board the boats.

But no.

They murder people without any due process and then they celebrate their heinous acts.

I think Trump should paint the Washington Monument gold and put a big blinking neon "Trump" sign on it.

I mean who's to stop him? No one down there has a spine.

Why are they running that old Tootsie Pop ad with the owl?

I thought I was having an acid flashback (from the one trip I had, which wasn't very trippy)

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

I want to repost this at least fifty thousand times.

If I were ever elected president, the first thing I’d do is take a sledgehammer to that ballroom.

"I don't know anything about that so I'm afraid I can't comment."

--Speaker Mike Johnson, repeatedly

Not many people know this, but if you fill a paper bag with vegetable soup and throw it really hard at the wall in the post office, it makes a huge mess and everyone starts yelling at you

A cuckoo clock is the perfect gift for someone who likes to be frequently startled by mechanical birds

Me: (handing the barber a photo of a haunted windmill) I want to look like this
Barber: How did you get in my car

i remember where there was no possible way for me to know a single thing about a senate election in a different state

$89M for Argentina
$230M for himself
$250M for a set to host Dancing with the Stars

Pretty soon he'll talking real money.

And who would pass up a chance to cut a rug w/ Steven Miller?

Only $25K a dance, but ya gotta be straight, female & white. Girls 14 & under dance free.