Grand Champion Oak, King of Bananas

Dude is trying to roll the R in referee and then turns Jamaican for a hot beat then du hast

Who the hell is calling this sounders match and are they familiar with the sport

Is the tv feed fucked or is St Louis really this pink? I thought they were closer to red.

Am I the only one who remembers Bucky O'Hare? I've been getting insane looks today referencing it.

Remember Arlo? Ross? Ahhh the glory days.

Nice Schmetzer, Dutra, Frei shot by the camera man.

We played how many minutes in a half this year ain't nothing too long for match day

Hey yourself go directly to jail!

Sounders at St. Louis. The only city in the world that managed to fuck up pizza. Provel is a crime.

Reminder to get your taxes in by never

Todays movie: The Bride!

That fuckin ruled. Christian Bale and Jessie Buckley are incredible. Beautiful movie. Wow.

Shopping at the union buster gives you glass intestines, fair trade imo

Truth

Rupee Bar remains undefeated. Dhal curry, mutton rolls, chicken, they even make kale taste good. Best food in North seattle. So happy. Sri Lankan food rules.

Got a couple replays I just needed my star trek and game of thrones crutch machines

I don't understand why I keep getting worse at pinball

Like who's the psycho thats gonna be booking those center 2

A movie theater seating map where the seats I'm buying complete a satisfying even pattern

Gotta be someone doing a social experiment on how people choose which seats to reserve in the movie theater right

Take your uppers pizza friday

Painted red and black fingernails but they're chipped and all fucked up

Mental health status portrayed by 💅 all chipped to hell and back

Maybe one other previously undiagnosed issue too but yknow

Certainly!

Said with fully recognized luck/privilege: I have no idea what gas costs.

Shredder unrelenting magic card

Boom! Hit a great MTG TMNT card in a booster.

Age restriction on this one. Had a 21 year old recently ask me if I follow sounders. Oof.

*whispers in Nouhou*

If I'm an MLS player I'm going for Messi's ankles after that embarrassing display. I'd take him the fuck out. Sorry. Good thing I don't play pro sports. Schmetzer would hate me, I'm getting a red card immediately.

I'd be a fan favorite and probably get a ECS song though that's worth it.

Booooooooooooo

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.