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@mattoak.bsky.social

Sounders, Arsenal, Pinball. Not always in that order. Seattle.

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Whats good about it

22.10.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bonding with (younger) neighbors over emo band love. The kids are okay.

22.10.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DAYS aren't important, days are important. I don't know anyone's anniversary or birthday. Note worth knowing. Big IMO.

22.10.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so bad. As an avid gambler. Never should have been legalized. You should not have your bookie in your pocket believe me.

22.10.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump take wing

This might actually wake up the middle of the country who go to Buffalo wild wings

22.10.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"How do we get back the men we lost to Trump, Andrew Tate, and the Proud Boys?"

Please do not bring those weird ****ers over here. We have kids over here. I will call Child Services.

21.10.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3171    πŸ” 477    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 29

Bigger*

22.10.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never saw it on the big screen, it sure is bugger lol scary ass movie

22.10.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They were never hugged as a kid so they need the walls to hug them it's the most "you don't belong in there" activity

22.10.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon of a man with braces and the words you 're old below him Alt: a cartoon of a man with braces and the words you 're old below him
22.10.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Luckily there are no nazi tattoos in space in 2047

22.10.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight's movie: Event Horizon

Have you seen this movie? It's insane. And scary. And probably better on big screen. It's from the 90s ask your parents.

22.10.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

If you're punning on the provided picture I applaud

22.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Accurate

22.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

COME AT CELINE I DARE YA

21.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet I could win senate in Maine

21.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There's no way Celine would ever milkshake duck so I'm just enjoying my tattoos.

21.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What in the chippendales is going on with the youths

21.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sheesh these are good

21.10.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So soundery

21.10.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My bad 4

21.10.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hi Arsenal lol 3?

21.10.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A McChicken with extra mayo and pickles will fix me

21.10.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Monopoly McDonald's junk

Monopoly McDonald's junk

Bout to win a motor home

21.10.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone in the world other than Dan Wilson apparently knew it was coming. Ridiculous.

21.10.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It would take convincing?

21.10.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just sorta felt like we had something and then oh now it's just 2025 and the world is bad that's not all on the mariners but it is right now

21.10.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had us fooled to the end though so that was fun. Genuinely fun.

21.10.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Of all things he can't let that slider away go

21.10.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have fun getting SWEPT, Toronto.

21.10.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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