Grand Champion Oak, King of Bananas

Shredder unrelenting magic card

Boom! Hit a great MTG TMNT card in a booster.

Age restriction on this one. Had a 21 year old recently ask me if I follow sounders. Oof.

*whispers in Nouhou*

If I'm an MLS player I'm going for Messi's ankles after that embarrassing display. I'd take him the fuck out. Sorry. Good thing I don't play pro sports. Schmetzer would hate me, I'm getting a red card immediately.

I'd be a fan favorite and probably get a ECS song though that's worth it.

Booooooooooooo

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

I thought about subletting my apartment for the seattle month at double cost but they probably don't like that

Fred

Zero good pics but you still get Fred instead of my ugly face

Oof! Happy Thursday

Every thing I did today was domestic positive.

2 hours later I learn about the day.

If we e just all grew our neighbors etc now I'm shot in the face.

Anyway want to be happy?

Elvira pon

Olafs save me with your Elvira

I am near 40 and barely associate him with notre dame at all. He's the sorta phlegmy old man that creeped on college girls and went full maga.

Phone or desktop? I've noticed desktop wigging out a little but not phone.

Thanks Peacock lol awful service

My big ugly hairy face luckily partly covered by sunglasses also a hoodie

Mid 50s light rain perfect eve for a light hoodie and sunglasses and jorts I am in my prime environment right now. Zero jokes if I'm a lizard in a cage someday this is my habitat.

Black jorts black shoes black hood Cadillac
Time bomb get it it's a ska joke

Draw Arsenal and beat Liverpool should really be more hopeful shouldn't it, wow.

new peeve unlocked: email me a request, then follow up 6 minutes later to follow up on the status of the request. i will jump through my screen and murder you.

The one dude who got "al gore was right" tattooed on his ass in 2000 was right. Wonder if the payoff is worth it 3 decades later to be right. Probably.

So we just aren't doing "good days" anymore huh. Fuck.

Absolutely.

I don't think patio weather ever leaves us but that's me lol

A German shirt haired pointer pup

*AIR HORN* NEW BAR DOG BOW BOW BOWWWWWW his name is HOWARD THE DUCK gimme a break my favorite marvel character (this is a bad pic he just obsessed with his chewy such a friendly guy)

It is 60 degrees out in Seattle idk why anyone owns pants ever. Easiest jorts-only winter ever.

Love that. I'm short some sleeves so scared to open my boosters yet.

I'm definitely gonna be a sicko and play TMNT vs FF7 commander decks.

So Netanyahu is in control of the US military now that's neat must be nice etc.

yeah I haven't cracked the boosters yet but love the cards so far. I'm a complete MTG novice so mostly enjoying the art today, haha.

Miami will still be top of the power rankings the show must go on

An outline of a body is painted on the pavement with a big erect bollard in the genitalia area…

Grow up.
#WorldBollardAssociation

Tmnt magic the gathering cards

Yeah, right, this has no chance of becoming a new addiction.

Apparently someone bought up Dungeon Crawler Carl rights for a pinball build? Do I smell a new Barrels of Fun machine?

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.