Grand Champion Oak, King of Bananas

Boy do I not know what that was. Like. No idea lol. Unsettling in the end maybe.

Oh FUCK it's hailing a lot haha what the hell

Oh its hailing okay

They're hunting for who can replace LeBron. Ja Morant turned into an idiot, nobody really vibes with Jokic, SGA is the current attempt.

Tonight's movie: Undertone

A horror movie based on sound, I guess! No clue what we're in for but looking forward to it in Dolby surround baby!

First, Kona Kitchen for dinner. All hail Kona Kitchen. Ride the Kona Wave y'all.

Imagine the reaction in the US if ~175 schoolgirls had been killed by a targeted Iranian missile. (Or anyone's missile.)

This is an atrocity.

even the cybertruck itself knows it shouldn't be on the road

new phone on the way via same day delivery. i absolute hate new phone day, setting everything up after having the same phone for 5 years or so. UGH. not excited.

saw a huge dead harbor seal on the beach north of seattle yesterday too. nature is unhealing.

a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail sitting on a rocky and sandy beach. behind him is the puget sound. the sky is gray.

a white pekingese dog sitting on a rocky and sandy beach. behind him is the puget sound. the sky is gray.

took the dog to the beach and found a the biggest dead seal i have ever seen (not pictured, but gross and cool).

...sigh. but her emails.

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

is there nobody with like an umbrella they could snag an ankle on a staircase with

I thought I was on an SNL simulcast

Cranking out results.

Dude is trying to roll the R in referee and then turns Jamaican for a hot beat then du hast

Who the hell is calling this sounders match and are they familiar with the sport

Is the tv feed fucked or is St Louis really this pink? I thought they were closer to red.

Am I the only one who remembers Bucky O'Hare? I've been getting insane looks today referencing it.

Remember Arlo? Ross? Ahhh the glory days.

Nice Schmetzer, Dutra, Frei shot by the camera man.

We played how many minutes in a half this year ain't nothing too long for match day

Hey yourself go directly to jail!

Sounders at St. Louis. The only city in the world that managed to fuck up pizza. Provel is a crime.

Reminder to get your taxes in by never

Todays movie: The Bride!

That fuckin ruled. Christian Bale and Jessie Buckley are incredible. Beautiful movie. Wow.

Shopping at the union buster gives you glass intestines, fair trade imo

Truth

Rupee Bar remains undefeated. Dhal curry, mutton rolls, chicken, they even make kale taste good. Best food in North seattle. So happy. Sri Lankan food rules.