Jerry was not enjoying his course on Kant's metaphysics.
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Jerry was not enjoying his course on Kant's metaphysics.
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Riddle me this.
With tariffs on the Penguin, is no one safe
From this Joker?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Wrongly Deported.
Out of our custody now; a convenient device.
Cold as ICE.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Petey prevails
Despite leaking top-secret details...
But her emails?
www.newsweek.com/trump-secret...
Poor Biden's pardon's are void
The use of an autopen means they're destroyed
He's tempted to shout it,
You better not doubt it,
Says the man who claimed to declassify documents
Simply by thinking about it.
Chuck Schumer
Has one card but won't even play it.
OK Boomer.
Haiku overdue...
Musk annoyed?
Sixth "unscheduled disassembly."
Schadenfreude.
*Subject* of the crown, though. Technically monarchies don't have citizens, they have subjects. Sigh. I'm one now too.
20.02.2025 10:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Today's Haiku:
Fire the bums!
Oops, those bums kept our nukes safe.
Fire missiles?
I dream of an America in which otherwise politically disengaged citizens read the headlines one day and finally have this moment....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h242...
Hmm.
17.02.2025 10:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Today's Haiku:
Want things cheap.
Who'd vote for tariffs galore?
Donald's sheep.
Decided on a limerick instead of a haiku today....
15.02.2025 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There once was a woman named Beristain,
Who was sure the "good ones" would remain.
But now she's reported
Her husband's deported,
Perhaps next time she'll abstain.
tinyurl.com/4r54x94x
Today's Haiku in honour of Hegseth, who is making bold claims about the metaphysics of value and so now wading into metaethics....
Can't shoot values.
There's nothing like hard power
(except hard liquor).
He should grab a beer with this guy: "Florida man who voted for Trump wants to work something out with Donald Trump after ICE snatched up his wife & deported her back to Venezuela while she was in the process of getting her papers done. "Let's work something out, please man let me keep my wife"
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Sometimes I try to cope through the medium of Haiku, though I'm hardly a poet. Today's effort:
As Mother Earth Burns
Toddler With a Flame Thrower
Torches Democracy
I hope you are OK after all of that; it sounds horrible.
29.01.2025 16:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Do it off the table in the pub like a normal person! Sheesh.
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Totally normal sign in the restroom of the pub/restaurant last night….
26.01.2025 12:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Its contested now, but some research suggests that due to sexism via unconscious bias, people are less cautious in responding to weather warnings if the storm has a female name. But Eowyn from LOTR was a woman masquerading as a man! Coincidence or public health policy? You decide!
24.01.2025 08:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Shield Maiden of Rohan is going to hit hard tomorrow. Glad I'm not the Witch King. www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinbur...
23.01.2025 17:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Always beware of skewers when playing chess.
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It reminds me of this somehow:
17.01.2025 08:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NEW PARODY SONG! Every chess board needs its pawns. And pawns have one job... to die! Just like the redshirts on the Enterprise! youtu.be/007z5kRNhlo
13.01.2025 16:51 — 👍 23 🔁 10 💬 8 📌 4
Kind of the opposite of this nice line from George Carlin:
13.01.2025 08:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Never teach your children about cluster concepts. Learn from my mistakes.
12.01.2025 11:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So sorry, Aidan, that sucks.
12.01.2025 08:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Come and join our lovely team
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