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ripping through tinder at mach speeds moon river max volume looking for a 40+ manchild if i’m being #real

met god. she’s chinese

some girl in my building wears the exact same perfume as my first girlfriend, it’s cheap vanilla bath and bodyworks shit and i love it so much

deleted tiktok and now i can’t get it back why am i such a stupid fucking idiot bitch now i’m scrolling youtube shorts tweaking off the short form content equivalent of bart simpson oxies

Christmas Will Break Your Heart by LCD Soundsystem on Apple Music Song · 2015 · Duration 4:26

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fuck my stupid jolly christmas

it’s incredible how easy it is to quickly get over a lifelong fear of needles when they put the serum that makes u gorgeous in there

shaving my legs just to hug you goodbye

making out with gorgeous strangers and getting paid for being beautiful

visibly queer high schooler working checkout at the grocery store was clearly excited to say “have a good day ma’am” which seems sweet. however, now just i feel old and bricky

how is that going to help me with my balatro run

Blouse by Clairo on Apple Music Song · 2021 · Duration 3:15

another date this weekend

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do u think i can play this on touchtunes

there isn’t a woman on earth who doesn’t look 10 times cuntier when chewing gum

should’ve

fagged up shawty

might cancel on this guy tonight i’m having a lot of fun playing balatro

seems like nobody wants a beautiful tranny who’s gold 2 in melee online who loves hard and makes 20.25 an hour anymore 😞😞

you gotta commit to the whole nonbinary thing otherwise i’m booming your shit

i’ve fumbled some gorgeous men on account of my overwhelming transsexuality

there’s a little bug that hides in my purse and hits my juul so it’s always empty whenever i need it

find out if the place u get your labs done offers financial assistance!! also it’ll get cheaper as your endo orders less tests at a lower frequency (just estradiol vs e, t, potassium, etc)

they’re saying jimmy john’s touched jersey mike and that’s why he don’t talk 🤦‍♀️

i owe a life debt to the first girlfriend who made me get costar

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