Ariel

How romantic!

Happy birth

p(enis)l(arge)_upward

i remember talking to my mom about her recent breast implants a few years ago and she told me that "she felt incomplete as a women without them", i guess you could say that this surgery affirmed her gender in some way, who woulda thunk it

weaksauce shit tbh, i think erika is sad about losing her husband and i also think both of them are terrible human beings

i have to assume there's some cognitive dissonance going on where acknowledging that erika is a grieving widow would suddenly make you feel maybe a little bit bad about all the jokes we made about her husband dying so you gotta cling onto this excuse

but even if we didn't, its still weird to assume she hated her husband just because she failed to constantly perform grief in front of your specific demographic and then get really defensive when confronted about the possibility that maybe she really is just Sad

we have available footage of erika crying and sobbing over charlie's death in public and in private, just because it doesn't appear on your feed it doesn't mean it doesn't exist,

passionately defending a stance that i have no backing arguments for because ????

okay im kinda intrigued now cause ive asked several people if this normal for Someone to do and the answer is always "yes" but the minute i mention its erika kirk they just go "um well actually" before stating this as a point of fact with seemingly no backing evidence

🇺🇸 🔥

recategorizing normal human behaviour as evil cause i cant fathom that evil people might do normal human things sometimes

saw a post that went "haha she removed the picture of her dead husband from her workplace, she HATED HIM" do you people hear yourselves

Carrot Cake The Third, may you stand tall among your malformed siblings

I fucking did it

hatebaking

it's 4:30 am and im making a third fucking carrot cake cause i cant sleep, that's how mad i am

i dont think ive gotten as mad at anything as mad as i am at this carrot cake, baking is the hardest thing ever actually and more enraging than all mobas combined

im putting you in the electric chair

cumpleaños

(Woo!

he looks smelly

you will own nothing

no

this feels like one of those high profile cases where kids or spouses go missing and youtube "body language experts" start cherry picking interview footage from their grieving relatives to imply they did it or whatever

candance owens released a leaked tpusa internal call 5 days after kirk died where erika quietly sobs for 60% of it while talking about how hard is it to spend the nights without her husband but she forces a smile at the beginning so ig she doesnt care that much

i thought the "haha erika didnt care about charlie" stuff was funny at first but its genuinely getting unhinged.

Good job sérd

(lol

(i know, i was attempting to do a funny