bones

hm hm hm

told my three year old to put his shoes and socks on or else I’m going to unscrew his feet at the ankles and take them but it backfired and now he’s all “TAKE MY FEET OFF”

this feels like an incredible new urban legend taking shape on reddit otoh I've lowkey seen this happen. like jerusalem syndrome but for talking to the computer

bucks up by four with 17 seconds remaining, lose

YES CERS

i’m a cruise ship did the pacers really spank the Bucks that hard or does the scoreboard just say something different #nba

Screenshot showing an Apple Music album of rhythmic drums by Antonio Sánchez.

Spent the whole latest episode of The Studio wondering if they were running back the Birdman soundtrack only to log on the next day and see this waiting for me

rude

Adapted goose meme where in panel 1 a penguin is saying “why impose tariffs on uninhabited islands?” and in panel 2 the penguin shouts “why impose tariffs on uninhabited islands with penguins?” to the back of a man who is running away

No, I did not write this from my bathroom with wet hair and unwashed calves. Don’t tell people on the internet I wrote this with wet hair and unwashed calves.

Sure. Rise of fascism this, egg prices that.

What we really need to discuss is these damn jack-in-the-box shampoo bottles that leave you defenseless in the shower with no tools and no instructions.

No matter how federal workers reply to the email, they should certainly do it using "Reply to All."

And might as well add every email address and list you can think of in the "To:" field. For government transparency purposes.

a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC.

can’t wait for the NBA to just given kevin hart full reign to do whatever he wants for ASW2026. it will be so bad

nba said “we need a product the public wants to watch” and then somehow managed to fit 4 halftime breaks into one all star game.

I remember when they used to play basketball during an all-star game

draymond heard people saying Kendrick was the biggest hater these days and said “bet, these rising stars are fucking trash”

we gotta turn Kevin Hart’s mic off for the second half fr

Fuck you Dame!!

Screenshot of a few digital pokemon cards, showing only 1 Cresselia drop and many more of the other cards.

Currently 1 for 27 in promo drops on this Pokemon TCG pocket solo event. These rates are insane.

that superbowl was amazing content and the football was boring as hell

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

oh my god that was so hard

Man showing both his middle fingers to Donald Trump who is waving through a window.

all time photo here

second round of texts from the responsible humans who went to sleep early last night

tonight

yeah wow they weren’t kidding about the costs of the tariffs being passed along to the Dallas Mavericks fanbase

Lakers gonna drop be the first team to drop 200 points between just two players. take those horses to the glue factory.