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Jason Roy Gaston

@jasonroygaston.bsky.social

Comedian, father, teacher, male model, proud woke libtard, and inventor of the semicolon. Low tier niche internet celebrity. Kind of a big deal.

1,573 Followers | 1,142 Following | 1,212 Posts | Joined: 02.12.2023 | 1.9468

Latest posts by jasonroygaston.bsky.social on Bluesky

The same people who just said that there were no Epstein files?

01.11.2025 07:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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#comedy #dramaticreading #funny #funnysigns #engrish

01.11.2025 00:50 — 👍 16 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

It's like his version of SNAP: "SNORT."

01.11.2025 00:48 — 👍 113 🔁 17 💬 4 📌 0

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#toysfromthe80smyparentsneverboughtme #toys #vintagetoys #1980s #nostalgia

30.10.2025 23:40 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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#comedy #dramaticreading #funny #funnysigns #engrish

28.10.2025 12:13 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Halloween is Not Evil, Dummy!

YouTube video by Jason Roy Gaston Halloween is Not Evil, Dummy!

It's time to reclaim Halloween from the dumb.

youtu.be/kVs7fooP49Q?...

27.10.2025 21:36 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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#comedy #dramaticreading #funny #funnysigns #engrish

26.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

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#comedy #dramaticreading #funny #funnysigns #engrish

25.10.2025 21:19 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

And I hope your weekend is equally as wonderful

25.10.2025 14:34 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Creepshow (1982) | The VHS Vault

YouTube video by Jason Roy Gaston Creepshow (1982) | The VHS Vault

Come on, Bedelia, give the man his cake already!

youtu.be/ga2JNn20J6Q?...

25.10.2025 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Mothman Prophecies | 31 Spooky Movies of Halloween

YouTube video by Jason Roy Gaston The Mothman Prophecies | 31 Spooky Movies of Halloween

We need a little more Mothman in our lives.

youtu.be/3SA-iLCTZ4w?...

25.10.2025 01:45 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

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#toysfromthe80smyparentsneverboughtme #toys #vintagetoys #1980s #nostalgia

24.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

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#comedy #dramaticreading #funny #funnysigns #engrish

24.10.2025 17:17 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Selective outrage taken to crazy lengths.

24.10.2025 16:22 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder if they know they're lying or if they really are that stupid.

24.10.2025 13:08 — 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

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#peacemaker #comedy #joke #birdblindness

24.10.2025 13:08 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Why does this bother them so?

24.10.2025 00:34 — 👍 87 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0

🎃 The Empty Man | 31 Spooky Movies of Halloween 🎃

YouTube video by Jason Roy Gaston 🎃 The Empty Man | 31 Spooky Movies of Halloween 🎃

Existential dread. Objective boredom.

youtu.be/IPVGHHLJ-Cs

22.10.2025 20:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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#comedy #dramaticreading #funny #funnysigns #engrish

22.10.2025 16:10 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

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#comedy #dramaticreading #funny #funnysigns #engrish

21.10.2025 22:45 — 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

🎃 Brain Damage | 31 Spooky Movies of Halloween 🎃

YouTube video by Jason Roy Gaston 🎃 Brain Damage | 31 Spooky Movies of Halloween 🎃

Why does it sound like Burl Ives?

youtu.be/x4w6M8ySKq8

21.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Cake Pops are Gross

YouTube video by Jason Roy Gaston Cake Pops are Gross

Cake pops taste like they were made by someone who never ate cake in their entire life, but had the flavor vaguely described by someone who also never had cake in they life.

youtu.be/GHdsWlUJBqo

21.10.2025 17:14 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

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#comedy #dramaticreading #funny #funnysigns #engrish

20.10.2025 12:30 — 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

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#ringcamera #comedy

18.10.2025 23:31 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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#toysfromthe80smyparentsneverboughtme #toys #vintagetoys #1980s #nostalgia

18.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

If it goosesteps like a duck...

17.10.2025 16:25 — 👍 182 🔁 27 💬 4 📌 1

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#comedy #dramaticreading #funny #funnysigns #engrish

17.10.2025 12:13 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

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#comedy #dramaticreading #funny #funnysigns #engrish

17.10.2025 00:03 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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#comedy #dramaticreading #funny #funnysigns #engrish

16.10.2025 12:06 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

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#comedy #dramaticreading #funny #funnysigns #engrish

15.10.2025 11:51 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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