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@thededalien.bsky.social

πŸš«πŸ”žplz no minors thxπŸ”žπŸš« - twenty something y/o coomer - cis/het sCUM 🚫Absolutely NO AY EYEπŸš«πŸ€– β€’I try to post art on Wednesdays and Sundays dedalien.straw.page

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the ultimate price ✨

14.10.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 348    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

drop this shit, i did when they started funding AI drones. fuck this company.

14.10.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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I'm in the top 10 for sure

14.10.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 400    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5
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New Nerd and Jock episode! Read it early:
www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/ne...

14.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 274    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Rip windows in general

It's actually funny, I've been wanting to try Linux for years and when I finally got a PC to do that with, Microsoft decides to create the largest e-waste event in history

I technically saved a pc's life these past few weeks without realizing it

14.10.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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new ptrn drawing uwu
#latex #rubberdoll

14.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spent yesterday afternoon phoneless. Hard to navigate but I got around by bus. Read Kafka's Metamorphosis.

Went to a food vendor for a bite to eat. One of the workers vape with mod. About my age. Had an hour or small talk.

"Not a lot of folks talk these days."

He's right.

13.10.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the only addictive drug that makes you think you're sober, because addicts of other drugs realize they have problems.

Outrage politics is moral methamphetamine. Meth corrodes your body, outrage corrodes your conscience.

13.10.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot take:

I think outrage is the most destructive drug out there. One may argue that fent and opiates are more destructive, and I agree, but they're self-destructive drugs.

Outrage destroys outwardly. It rapidly corrodes the very fabrics of society, and nobody realizes that.

13.10.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This Jade's a total exhibitionist, and loves finding exciting places to strip! One time, she even snuck all the way into Yellow Diamond's chambers just for the thrill of cumming in such a place!

#stevenuniversensfw #jade #futa #exhibitionism

13.10.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CW: Pokephilia

Regan's found a wiggly fella, a wild Larvex! She oughta show it to Sandra! :3

13.10.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Diode and Bell seem to really like Beqi's breasts! And they're doing a great job showing it!

13.10.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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✎ᝰ. Should I make a yumi account?
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β•’ #dandysworldnsfw | #veebeeart β••

14.10.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let me reiterate: that shit ain't real.

www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...

13.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3124    πŸ” 1378    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 35
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You ever see dolly in a bunny suit,

13.10.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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just dolly things

13.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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aur sharrrrtt

13.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Doodle of an orange cat with a piece of crumpled plastic in his mouth. He is running away quickly, wide-eyed. There is text from someone shouting "WHO IS EATING PLASTIC!!!"

Doodle of an orange cat with a piece of crumpled plastic in his mouth. He is running away quickly, wide-eyed. There is text from someone shouting "WHO IS EATING PLASTIC!!!"

The Criminal

13.10.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3532    πŸ” 1118    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 36
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Slopaloid 2 (1/4)

14.10.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 544    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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KEEP DRAWING!

19.08.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6184    πŸ” 2444    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 9
A cartoon drawing of a fish in water, eating fish flakes that are falling in.
An arrow pointing to flakes says "YOUR COMMENTS ON MY LITTLE PICTURES AND STORIES"
An arrow pointing to the fish says "GROWING FAT AND HEALTHY"
Another arrow pointing to the fish says "ME (ARTIST)"

A cartoon drawing of a fish in water, eating fish flakes that are falling in. An arrow pointing to flakes says "YOUR COMMENTS ON MY LITTLE PICTURES AND STORIES" An arrow pointing to the fish says "GROWING FAT AND HEALTHY" Another arrow pointing to the fish says "ME (ARTIST)"

#momoart

20.09.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 12037    πŸ” 3298    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 29
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Bitsy from Legends of Avantris

13.10.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 276    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi! I’m necosuke, an illustrator focused on character & vehicle art. Open for freelance work (individuals, games, publishing, concept art). Client experience / active since 2023.
πŸ“ Portfolio: necosuke.tumblr.com
#PortfolioDay #art #car #motorcycle #vehicle #illustration

08.07.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 651    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thicc chick~

#toychica #fnaf2 #shortstack #hugeass

14.10.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can't wait to see The Ducks play tomorrow!
Here, found something I made back when the Mighty Ducks first started

13.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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pvz 3 character
thought neighborville could use a little punk

14.10.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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scary season

14.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A SKELATEN TRYEN TO CAST A SPELL WITH THERE LOBSTER STAFF AND IT SAY'S " WHY DOES EVERY DAY FEEL LIKE THE FIRST 10 MINUTES OF A HORRO RMOVIE YOU CAN TELL SOMETHING WEIRDS HAPPENING BUT WE DONT HAVE THE ANCIENT BOOK WITH THE SPELL THAT MAKES HAMBURGER'S COST $4.00 AGAIN " = A WINDOW BLOWS OPEN , OBJECTS NO LONGER FALL IN THE PATH YOU EXPECT, YOUR NIEGHBOR DISSAPPEARS NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THEY WENT , WAY TOO WARM IN COLD MONTH, CLIP OF AMERICAN POLITICIAN TALKING WOULD HAVE BEEN TO UNREALISTICALY FASCIST TO PUT IN A SCI FI MOVIE, LIGHT BULBS MAKE THE WRONG COLOR OF LIGHT, EVERYONES SICK ALL THE TIME, THE PEOPLE ON "OUR SIDE" DONT CARE TO DEFEND THE LEAST OF US , MAIL STOP'S SHOWING UP , GIVE ME THE TOME !!! GIVE ME THE TOME OF SPELL'S !!! GIVE ME THE AMULET !!! CAST SPELLS  NOW!!! NOW!!! NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATEN TRYEN TO CAST A SPELL WITH THERE LOBSTER STAFF AND IT SAY'S " WHY DOES EVERY DAY FEEL LIKE THE FIRST 10 MINUTES OF A HORRO RMOVIE YOU CAN TELL SOMETHING WEIRDS HAPPENING BUT WE DONT HAVE THE ANCIENT BOOK WITH THE SPELL THAT MAKES HAMBURGER'S COST $4.00 AGAIN " = A WINDOW BLOWS OPEN , OBJECTS NO LONGER FALL IN THE PATH YOU EXPECT, YOUR NIEGHBOR DISSAPPEARS NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THEY WENT , WAY TOO WARM IN COLD MONTH, CLIP OF AMERICAN POLITICIAN TALKING WOULD HAVE BEEN TO UNREALISTICALY FASCIST TO PUT IN A SCI FI MOVIE, LIGHT BULBS MAKE THE WRONG COLOR OF LIGHT, EVERYONES SICK ALL THE TIME, THE PEOPLE ON "OUR SIDE" DONT CARE TO DEFEND THE LEAST OF US , MAIL STOP'S SHOWING UP , GIVE ME THE TOME !!! GIVE ME THE TOME OF SPELL'S !!! GIVE ME THE AMULET !!! CAST SPELLS NOW!!! NOW!!! NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHY - dashare.zone ADMIN

14.10.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 378    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5

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