Mitch the Bitch

now ms. gomez.
you can’t drop two BOPS… and then come out with this moody girl shit cuz you fell in love with benny

getting bored at work has become dangerous…
all I wanna do is some online retail therapy

i skip midnight rain

i’m about to know it all too well and im ready for it…

i started a new book.
im preaching it like the gospel.
im not sorry.

I miss the eras tour incase anyone was curious

we are really living in the hit netflix film featuring Ariana Grande Don’t Look Up aren’t we?

drop the store link 👀

a lot of things make me feel poor.
seeing a car brand I don’t recognize is one of them.

forget Josie and the Pussycats
welcome to the stage…
Toadette and the Pussy Flaps

~allegedly~
simply ‘asking someone to leave your house as a party’ is a play outta my book

i live for that.

gym playlist today:
girl, so confusing featuring lorde
that’s it. that’s the playlist.

well.
yes.

speed liking things in my feed to get the algorithm right

some people at work require a cig to deal with

do I start deal or no deal island for parvati

and we thank you for your service.

everyone moved to instagram reels too quickly

dry january
dry reds
dry whites
dry powder
dry cigs

blunt rolling skills are still intact incase anyone was wondering

if not switch. get a steam deck.

all adventurous girls get arrested one time

cigs have been the hardest thing abt dry jan

i wouldn’t be against a return of westerns. save a horse ammirite?

jesus will no longer be taking my wheel.

keep driving with it on.

the US Gov’t bashing on Red is making my Monday better

training my RedNote algorithm will be the death of me

you bet your ass I be going thru all the steps to do that gym bro drag

am i liking subs better than dubs?!
im starting to be better than you if thats the case.