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Thirteen

@13unluckyengine.bsky.social

Quite possibly the unluckiest engine on Sodor parody account I do not have license to the show with the talking trains

6 Followers  |  8 Following  |  42 Posts  |  Joined: 21.10.2024  |  1.8917

Latest posts by 13unluckyengine.bsky.social on Bluesky

does anyone even read my posts like I’m genuinely curious

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25.11.2024 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im not dead chat trust me

20.11.2024 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll be using bluesky a lot more i promise

17.11.2024 22:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a drawing of a panda holding a bunch of crayons . ALT: a drawing of a panda holding a bunch of crayons .

guess who’s back

17.11.2024 22:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sorry I was gone for 9 days i was getting a firebox transplant

and Murdoch I swear to fucking god

04.11.2024 04:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wait

25.10.2024 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

true.

25.10.2024 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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trick or treat fuckers
(I got no candy)

25.10.2024 21:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

True

25.10.2024 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

stay on your good coal

25.10.2024 21:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

shut the fuck up you got an even smaller role than me

25.10.2024 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

dick

25.10.2024 21:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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thomas the train has a sad look on his face while standing on the tracks ALT: thomas the train has a sad look on his face while standing on the tracks

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WAS NEVER ON THE TELEVISION

THIS IS DEVASTATING

23.10.2024 20:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

where’s my drink

23.10.2024 20:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

why tf stepney gettin scrapped

23.10.2024 20:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you’re worth the same amount as a sheet of tinfoil

23.10.2024 20:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you’re gonna take a railgun to the face if you don’t shut up I swear to fucking god

23.10.2024 20:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Mad Bomber

22.10.2024 05:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

god I hate you Murdoch why couldn’t they send you to the smelters yard where they can wreck your ass

22.10.2024 05:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

im surprised they haven’t sent you to the scrapyard yet considering you act like this

22.10.2024 05:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this is racism

22.10.2024 05:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hope the other guy wins

22.10.2024 05:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

why do you gotta be such an asshole to me man

22.10.2024 05:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

:trollface:

21.10.2024 23:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I remember going to London! Some dumb green engine ran into me and sent me off the rails into a barn though

21.10.2024 23:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

who killed gordon

21.10.2024 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this railway is great

21.10.2024 22:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what if the ghost train in the smelters was named Donovan and was a Scottish twi-wait wdym that story already exists

21.10.2024 22:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that’s mean man. As if an landslide wasn’t bad enough

21.10.2024 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dude I was buried in that pile of the stink trucks what the fuck

21.10.2024 22:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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