Jadepilled Jadecel 🏳️‍⚧️

damn...i didnt realise i worked for the government

you can rock a polo in a cunty way!

or at least that's what i'd like to tell myself given that my go-to "i literally don't care about fashion because i hate how i look anyway so might as well wear whatever" shirt was a polo. So i have like...12 of them.

Nah, my dick pic game is still *weak*...my boob pic game on the other hand.....

There's sometimes some merit to a higher starting point into the curve, depending on genre. But broadly speaking I agree here.

Noted, I'll dive into that soon ma'am, thank you. 🫡

Oh it is! I might just need to adapt a little in how I take it, rather than pressing and swirling with my tongue towards the end I could just let it sit there for a sec and try and dissolve the rest of the way.

Listen, I'll watch anything to be honest. I know how to consume *problematic* shit, even if not dysphoric shit. One of my most recently watched trans-adjacent films was Sam, the transformation film made by Mel Brooks' repper son. If I can watch the desperate attempts of an egg, I can watch this.

I got a new brand which is a *little* bit sweeter to be fair, but I still prefer the old one for the texture. The old brand dissolved layer by layer, this one just sorta...softens and turns gummy and gets stuck in my teeth.

Yeah, it must have been the first one I watched that didn't present trans women as a bad joke. I unfortunately can't watch it on my Netflix right now, because for some shitty reason they don't run it on the accounts with ads?

Still, I miss the days of the Transgender Tipping Point and the effects it had on at least basic representation. Sure, we were Oscar-bait and something to gawk at a little, but at least it was a somewhat positive gawking?

Oof, yeah I watched Boy Meets Girl before I even acknowledged to myself that I was trans and it felt like such a personal thing that pierced to the core of me for Absolutely No Reason At All Why Would You Ask That Haha. :D

But yeesh, I do *not* expect that one to hold up on the rewatch,

Not yet, seeing her for the first time in a few weeks. I mean that at least this woman is researchable? If we don't vibe, I'll keep going through potential laser techs until I find someone I *do* vibe with.

NOOOOO!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US???

Never met her! I just know from stalking her online that unless there's another woman with her exact first name and first letter of her second name (both uncommon btw) that also works as a laser technician in my city...it's her.

True, but also I'd rather keep plausible deniability around a potential transphobe? She could probably tell just by the fact that I'm going in for total male facial hair removal.

Still, I'd rather that than have her gossiping to her collegues about my nude body. Also, better the devil you know?

...she's Mormon 😨😭

Good thing it's facial hair removal at least, I can just boymode through that.

cyber-stalking my laser technician to try and figure out if she's cool with the dolls or not (I honestly can't tell if her friends just have a lot of buccal fat removal or they're clocky)

hmmmm....looking into this!

WHERE???

God I miss when bsky was just corny

I don't even have an exclusionary taste in music, I listen to a fair variety. I'm not disliking it to be an anti-popular hipster or some shit, I just don't like it.

Yeah I'm sorry I couldn't even make it through the first song on the album. Genuine trash, I'd hoped I'd just shuffled to the worst song on the album but NOPE. If there's a diamond in the rough I'd love to hear it, but this ain't it for me chief.

Accidentally shuffled it, oops. But Au Pays Du Cocaine is...meh at best? I don't mind a slurred voice with lyrics that're hard to understand WHEN the backing music is good enough. But without intelligible lyrics, it's just a boring instrumental with singing that sounds like a drunk uncle.

I'm checking it out now, will update as I go.

for a moment i lived in a magical world where you were just specifically concerned about geese being killed for their meat for some reason

ughhhhh it's only getting worse oh my god he vaguely flirted at me when I came into chat and I was blushing and kicking my feet and almost giggling

BRING ME BACK TO LESBIANISM!!!

Yeah, it's very much not a trans-inclusive kind of space here in my limited experience. Lots of the most right-wing nutjobs nearby.

I feel like in the UK there's different Implications to a farmer's market?

thinking this again....where can i find a tboy that looks like this? being a puppyboy as well is optional but pretty swag....

Also my first appointment is tomorrow! But it's only a quick consult and patch test, so eh, doesn't really count.