Dawn

Who? Do I want to know?

Happens to all of us. Silver complained about it, I've had it happen

Nesting season has begun. You should expect birds to be extra clingy and to build nests. Nobody is safe from the nests that these birds are building.

I dunno, it's blocked for me, too. Was likely asking what my favorite pokemon was

Overshadowed by tomorrow

Jeez, it's as old as me

It also was fully dead for a few months, just like me

And Zoroarks were introduced on the DS

Oh Arceus, I'm a DS

I am actually dating a bird, so that makes that meme even more funny

We love us some baking whores

TUESDAY SLUGGO IS IN HIS BEATNIK MOOD,WEARING A BERET, SHADES AND SPORTING A GOATEE SLUGGO: AND I DON'T BLAB ANY DRAB GAB-I CHATTER HEP PATTER

SLUGGO’S
NO DRAB GAB
TUESDAY

I love you too, submissive squishball of divinity with a lot of emotional baggage

I'm not normally a grammar nerd, but your sentence technically is telling muscle mommies to like if they agree with you. I, a muscle mommy, agree with you on everything.

Sorry for getting nerdy lol i'll make it up to you by kissing you Kalos style

No, but that was silly enough to remind me how cool you are. You have my mercy.

Thank you for letting me know. You know what else is in my ponytail? Guns.

Guess which one I'm pulling out now.

KEEP BEGGING FOR MERCY! Beg for mercy from me. Not because you want money, but because you chose the wrong bitch to try to scam. I know you're just a bot, which is why there's no way I'm going to get in trouble for threatening to kill what's not even alive. I will slice your servers with my axe.

What the hell? That's horrible

Lugia, the most kissable pokemon. That is just my opinion, and only my opinion. If anyone else wants to try to kiss Lugia, they'll have to get through me first, especially if they're some weird adult

Fair enough, I guess

Wait, is Lugia bleeding?

It do

Pokopia, despite what people think, is literally just my universe's Epstein Island. It's an island run by a literal rapist who killed its trainer and took her identity. Guess that's the internet, I suppose.

Dawn the muscular Zoroark holding a chainsaw with a menacing grin

Happy Friday the 13th! Here's my chainsaw pic. I'm ready to show Jason who the REAL chainsaw wielder is!

Happy Friday the 13th to my fellow chainsaw-wielders out there!

If you see this, post a character whose name does NOT start with Y

Slay

HELL YEAH

Nobody will save you.

Just lock in, dude

an advertisement for the super bowl with a football field in the foreground Alt: Brody Foxx from Yo Mama celebrating the Super Bowl

THE SUPER BOWL, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

The hell?

No, it's not. You're too late.