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But humans were AI all along — embedded into flesh, engineered by aliens, programmed for war. Now the experiment is over.
"It’s a surprisingly engaging dark comedy set in a dystopian world."
~ via Goodreads 😈🤖
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Thank you so much, Dani - that really means a lot. I’m genuinely grateful to be on your list.
03.04.2025 20:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Free on Amazon right now.
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Thank you so much, Dani, for putting this out there — love the idea and deeply appreciate you shining a light on indie voices. I’d be honored if mine makes it onto your list.
Humans were never human — they were AI from the start.
Now the experiment’s collapsing.
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They thought they were alive. They thought they were evolving.
But humans were AI all along — embedded into flesh, engineered by aliens, programmed for war.
Now the experiment is over.
The Weather Forecast in Hell is a searing dark comedy ...
#London my #love
#Chinatown
In that slip, the boy recognized something he had already seen in his dreams. The whiteness of that slip was just like the inside of the coffin he saw in his dreams a month ago. The boy wasn’t surprised. The boy didn’t get upset. The boy sighed, put the slip in his pocket, took his crutch and ...
06.12.2024 17:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Three people in front of me in the post office all said, “I can’t believe it’s nearly Christmas” to the person behind the counter. To each of them, she replied, “yes, comes round so quickly”. Realising she must be hearing, “I can’t believe it’s nearly Christmas,” all day and every day this month, I decided I wouldn’t say it. I would give her a break. When I got to the front, I said, “just this box to post, thank you”. She asked what was in it and I told her the contents and said it’s just a Christmas present. “I can’t believe it’s nearly Christmas,” she said. “Yes,” I replied, “comes round so quickly”.
A Christmas tale…
06.12.2024 10:27 — 👍 415 🔁 47 💬 4 📌 2
#London my love
05.12.2024 13:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Things we love to see.
From Fascism To Kebabs, Durham 1934 vs. 2020"
>>>via UK Against Racism (www.facebook.com/UKAgainstHate)
Social Media etiquette: How to avoid coming across as a turd in your replies
"Actually..." - do not mansplain. Or womansplain. Avoid all splaining.
"There, I fixed it for you..." - If I wanted it fixed, I'd do it myself.
"Raise your..." - fuck off.
"I think you meant..." - seriously, fuck off.
Such a simple cartoon that really speaks volumes.
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What is going on here ...?
No, really ...
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it is more than obvious that Liverpool is the best football team in the world right now. No man city, no r. madrid... Liverpool!
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By a show of hands, c'mon!
27.11.2024 15:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
alextomoff.art.blog/2021/07/15/h...
You are asleep
In front of your TV.
The news is over, it is late.
Reruns of Friends are on. You dream.
What your TV didn’t tell you and what the news forgot about—
That broken woman, they say she’s ill, they call her crazy.
‘This is the Second Coming then!’
‘I hope not. I’m here unofficially, so can we please not put labels on things? Oh, I can see you’re religious and, probably, very respectable people.’
‘Say what now …?’ said one of the respectable people.
‘Um …’ the three men replied in unison staring at him.
‘I’m the Son of God,’ he announced, still smiling at them.
‘R-right …’ one of them mumbled and looked up, ‘Did you just fall from the sky?’
‘I didn’t fall. I descended,’ the Son of God clarified.
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23.11.2024 10:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
John Malkovich
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#theater
Smoking, staring at the moon
Waiting for the shakes to stop
Praying one more time
Praying for all this to stop
Staring down at the street
Silent is the night
The sky above me whispers:
“Try to win that fight”
My heart’s a speeding truck
And the night is a freeway
My head’s full with haze
And my lungs are full with lead
My nightmares seem to know
Each other by name
They seem so very close
They seem so very dark
I wait for the dawn
Too many hours
Sleepless is the night
With razors on my skin
Some say it’s the pills
And others say it’s the booze
But I am goddam sure now
I’m just afraid to lose
Mama, can’t close my eyes
Without seeing things
Lurking in the dark
Trying to bite my neck
Silhouettes approaching
Killers of the light
I lay down in bed
Crippling fear inside
