cowboy like me 🤠

ah yeah! my OG point was more about how she released it lol, like we're streaming anyway?? and she never posted BTS footage with the full song on YouTube before, this is the first time she's forcing streams like this and I genuinely don't get why

I'm not actually mad at her or anything btw lol, I'm just messing around. I'll happily give her the streams if it means so much to her (I listen to Opalite anyway), it just feels like a weirdly desperate move considering how well the album and the singles are doing

afaik a BTS video like this without the actual song playing in it would absolutely not count toward billboard streaming numbers, bc it doesn't have the actual song in it? that's why she made sure to post the song + BTS footage in one video (and twice, at that, for two streams lmao) on spotify

that's precisely why, but BTS videos usually don't count towards streaming numbers, right? they're usually a separate video (minus the actual song) posted to YouTube, so she's clearly just farming streams rn and it's a little embarrassing imo

turns out her dick is in fact bigger because it’s kinda making me wet

baby if you want me to stream Opalite, just ask! anything for you, Queen <3 no need to act desperate and only release stuff on streaming platforms

Taylor in that baseball cap. that is all.

DISPLEASED 🙈 you hit the nail on the head!

Taylor going up into the attic

Main character of black mirror episode going up into the attic

Taylor and Domnhall dancing in the new Opalite MV

Still from Imagine Me & You where the two main characters are dancing

did the dance scene remind anyone else of Imagine Me & You?? I know this is a stretch lol but the overall vibes felt so similar to me

the hetlors who take any chance to come into gaylor spaces and say “she doesn’t easter egg her personal life” are now analyzing her easter eggs to figure out which of her relationships is the rock, the garbage, and the stapler 🙄

Infamy LOVES Co. 🔻🩷🏋️‍♀️

imagine being Taylor in this situation, I'd be so fucking embarrassed and mad 💀

if i had to see this so do you

YEP thank you!! it's so obvious. she explicitly calls the fans cinephiles in loml, we're watching a movie/a performance. all those plot twists and DYNAMITE (TnT)

a con man sells a fool (a get-love-quick scheme) Opalite

Screenshot of a workout scene from the movie The Substance

BTS of Taylor and her dancers from the workout scene of the Opalite MV

I mean since Margaret was in it, I really wouldn't be surprised! And I think the vibes are very similar

it does! the outfits and set design of that workout she was following was giving Pump It Up! lol, and also the fact that Taylor sprayed herself with the spray thinking she was the problem, etc.

I mean you're pretty much describing the exact plot of that episode lol. But there's probably a bunch of media like that out there and I truly think the references in this MV are endless lmao

pretty sure both the goo and the shower/bathtub are a reference to his episode!

agreed. the workout scene too!

bro this is crazy, I've been thinking this exact same thing ALL day (specifically Jennifer's Body) but didn't say anything bc I've never seen that movie lol, maybe someone else has answers

Domnhall Gleeson wearing a glittery blue/purple/tan plaid shirt sprays a cactus with Opalite spray, split screen with Taylor Swift wearing a pink tank top and choker spraying herself with the Opalite Spray

fascinating (heartbreaking) that she sprays HERSELF with the Opalite, not the rock. she thinks she's the garbage that needs to be magically improved to be lovable 😭😭😭😭

ugh I don't wanna think about it in that way bc that shit was definitely depraved, really badly disguised fetish content

Taylor and man posing for photo shoot, JCPenny style. Taylor wearing 90s jeans with what looks like a lavender hanky tucked into her front pocket

STOP, is this a lavender hanky?! What is this?! I know it’s in a front pocket and not a back one, but still.

Taylor Swift going up into the attic

Main character from Be Right Back going up in the attic

at the end of Be Right Back (Domnhall Gleeson's Black Mirror Episode) the main character stores him in the attic btw

It’s giving the two aesthetics we had for midnights bc that shit hasn’t ended

how much clearer can she be!!!

also is this a callback
?