Alvaro Falcone

It's not incompetence.

It's that they know they've captured all branches of government and checks and balances no longer apply to them.

You're living in an autocracy my man. Good luck.

Oh.
It's a busy spot? Makes sense

I like the maxim "leave nothing but footprints, take nothing but pictures"

Thank you for taking the pictures so I don't need to leave any footprints!

Don't be ridiculous.

How could he have compromising info on a 79 year old man?

His country would've had to have sent an agent decades ago to the USA to gather evidence of sex crimes from basically every millionaire in America.

Be serious.

Some enchanting garden eels in 115 ft of water, Bonaire 🐙🪸🦑🤿🐟

Don't worry, I'm not going to touristify the area!

Was just wondering if you had to beg James Cameron to help you get the footage or no.

Do the locals eat them?

How deep do they live?

Is it scuba-diveable?

This is simply the best night of my entire life.

WHHAAAAAT?

Sci fi answer... I think if you could find a way to temporarily shut down the corpus callosum so you could separate the two hemispheres of the brain you could read two books simultaneously with each eye, then reactivate the CC and have that information reintegrate.

They've got what now?

I'm sorry but I suddenly and urgently need all the garden eel content that is available

Well, that's an excellent way to discover that these little weirdos exist.

Fantastic! Thank you!

Certainly this one is

www.science.org/content/arti...

people.com/fabio-looks-...

This is the only possible explanation

Hare hare

I'm not sure I've ever been more excited

Matrilineal networks may be the key to understanding Neanderthal mixture A new study focusing on the X chromosome finds repeated maternal dispersal bias in Neanderthal and modern evolution.

I'm pretty excited about a new study of the African influence on Neanderthal X chromosomes. It's because a pattern of dispersal of early modern people based on matrilineal kin networks makes a lot of sense.

www.johnhawks.net/p/matrilinea...

My department at CSU Northridge is hiring a vertebrate functional morphologist! We've got a great EEB group, and we're looking for someone to carry forward a tradition of enriching organismal courses and community-engaged research. App review starts March 15

csucareers.calstate.edu/mob/cw/en-us...

You know, we have laws against this kind of crap. Would be pretty novel if someone decided to campaign on a Teddy Roosevelt "fuck those companies" kind of platform.

Break them up. Apple, Microsoft, Amazon, Paramount, Disney, WB, Sony, all the companies I'm not even thinking about. Break. Them. Up!

By a what?
Wearing a whomst?

Very sorry but what on earth are you talking about?

Kinda wish it could get back to interesting facts about crustaceans and bad jokes though.

Reality is traumatizing

I actually didn't like it but I was swayed by your enthusiasm.
So, one more +1

Those boys have tickets to a lemon party.
Good for them!
It's important to keep active etc etc

I love texting because I don’t have to use any of the muscles in my face.

If it quacks like il duce...

Actually pretty easy if you just eat two giant bowls of pasta in bed.

Still letting the kid win eh? Hard to break that habit, I get you.

A large London plane tree seen from below at night in a blizzard. There is a lot of snow on the branches and the scene is lit by a street lamp.

it is v pretty though

Oh shit! Level up I guess

I don't think there's such a thing as reality.

But I also really REALLY need to go to bed. Fuck

Gnight?

I'm sorry 😂

I've just been yanking your chain.

Look. There's simply no system where anything at all is "real" but emergent things aren't

Are you invested in this because of a religion thing? (Either way)