@agent47-hit-man.bsky.social
Names are for friends, so I don't need one. (Parody Account)
Hitman (Agent 47) in a pickle jar.
28.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0They trapped me in a pickle jar to preserve me
28.10.2025 15:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Injecting my targets with drugs so they go to hell before they die
21.10.2025 02:04 — 👍 40 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0Guys the thermal drill is jammed
16.10.2025 20:05 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Hit man
Hit man
Does whatever a hit can
bruce lee has been dead for over 50 years how is he here what the fuck
09.10.2025 18:25 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Spirit Urn is waiting to be claimed.
08.10.2025 04:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does ACAB include assassins temporarily disguised as police officers to infiltrate a station and kill the corrupt chief and such
04.10.2025 23:42 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Diana it's imperative we watch the credits I need to get the secret code from Scooby-Doo so I can beat Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed on Game Boy Advance
04.10.2025 19:10 — 👍 40 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
the guy in paris who is somehow an 'enforcer' who can see through your 'disguise' of your default suit and call attention to you, basically the only guy in the game who is inherently suspicious of your suit
what is this guy's fucking problem anyways
01.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 15 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0I know the bill says 8 dollars when you first look at it I don't know why ioi sells it like that but it's worth it
30.09.2025 22:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need your help for my next target! Give me 27 dollars.
30.09.2025 22:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
agent 47 absorbed by the pibby glitch
help me
24.09.2025 23:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
agent 47 in the demon slayer infinity castle
where am i
24.09.2025 23:25 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I was cloned in a vat infused with Tylenol to give me the super autism the Yautja want to steal to evolve as a species
24.09.2025 20:19 — 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Album Art for Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshin from Umamusume:Pretty Derby, featuring Sakura Bakushin O on a pink background with Bakushin written many times in japanese
Agent Agent Agent
Agent Agent Agent
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Four ty seven!
Kindness. Kindness 47
22.09.2025 02:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"THAT is my secret cousin : Rory Nyte. your objective is to support them on THEIR mission of being a quote 'evil ass fountain opener' "
21.09.2025 02:57 — 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0That shit looks like elusive target pass
20.09.2025 06:22 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm the joker, baby!
18.09.2025 18:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sorry I been gone for so long ... Can't a guy take a break to get some dick once in a while? Don't worry I wrote it off as a deep cover infiltration with the agency I'm fine.
16.09.2025 20:20 — 👍 23 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0Guys this dude caught the wrench I threw at him and now he's so much more pissed than I've seen anyone I attempt to knock out what do I do
16.09.2025 20:17 — 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1Distract The Guards by Throwing 8 Red Coins
25.04.2025 03:13 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1ALL OF MY STUDENTS ARE MORONS!!!!!!!!
26.03.2025 16:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh God there's blood everywhere I'm gonna throw up
18.03.2025 19:48 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0How do I report a murder
18.03.2025 19:26 — 👍 7 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0silksong is coming out tomorrow
15.03.2025 19:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Knocking out this guard with my Dinner Blaster
15.03.2025 17:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Come on ya big drip! Where ya goin?
11.03.2025 21:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it's right there in my name. 47 dollars.
23.01.2025 18:32 — 👍 14 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
