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Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

We are on the verge of realizing actual change. Zohran Mamdani represents possibilities that emerge when authentic leaders push themselves and their constituents to think creatively, optimistically, and humanely.
I'll be holding my breath all day, crossing my fingers, and praying to the antifa god.

For Halloween, I'm going to dress up as the Scar-iest thing imaginable: Jeremy Irons from "The Lion King."

#Earlychildhoodeducators obviously face numerous challenges. But in this clip, Brittany acknowledges some of the biggest *rewards* of the job. Listen to our whole conversation by downloading this podcast today. Realist Revolution USA: available everywhere.
#children #school #development #nurturing

If you want a Mayor who tells you everything that he can't do, Andrew Cuomo should be your choice.

But if you want a Mayor who will use every tool at their disposal to lower the cost of living, I am the candidate for you.

I attended to make sure that we applied maximum pressure. It can't just be about Trump, the erosion of norms, and barbaric ICE raids. It needs to be about abolishing ICE, freeing Palestine, and condemning spineless Democrats who want to campaign on important issues but not actually solve them.

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

Does anybody have any tips for BDS-friendly Halloween candy? I want to be a good neighbor, but I also want to be a good person.
So far, all I'm finding are Dum Dums, Tootsie Rolls, and Pez. With a selection that uninspired, I might as well give out apples and tooth brushes.

Pretty wild that Trump is threatening to federalize National Guard troops during a government shutdown. Forget the authoritarian overreach for a moment. He'd also be migrating them from funded payroll budgets to frozen ones.
Some real insult-to-injury type nonsense.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

He’s probably distracted because he wanted to be at the Charlie Kirk Fireworks Festival

Today, I'm traveling to Utah. Not for an improv festival (#RRIF15), but as a pilgrimage to honor Charlie Kirk. I consider it to be a solemn obligation for every American patriot.
This post is 100% sincere. It supersedes any remarks I've made in the past or will make in the future. #gunsarecool #nsa

27 states have the death penalty.
I can't imagine anything more political than having to navigate the legal system (from prison) in order to prove your innocence. If you can't do it to their satisfaction, they can kill you. And only the governor can save you?
Political violence is American policy.

Charlie Kirk made a career dehumanizing people to a degree that put their lives in danger. His words placed targets on their backs and may have encouraged some to take their own lives.
We'll never know the extent of the damage he did, but it *was* political violence.

Spare me the selective outrage.

Trump rebranding the Defense Department as the "Department of War?"
That seems to be the perfect segue for Zionists to start screaming, "Israel has the right to war!"

When we get to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter is going to ask us if we ever committed a genocide (a big no-no for heaven).
And if we say no, he's going to check the paper trail of our taxes, and say, "I disagree."
And you know where we're headed after that, right?
See you in hell, my fellow Americans.

Come arrest me. I'm about to burn the American flag:

Stars and Stripes? More like Wars and Whites.

Some guy in a pickup did a drive-by pepper spray attack at our Gaza rally today.
He hit one person in the eyes, and he sped so dangerously close to the curb, he could have easily clipped someone.
These pro-Israel maniacs love genocide so much they'll hurt anyone who says it's wrong.

Can't believe this needs to be said.

If Texas gerrymandering is wrong, then retaliatory gerrymandering by California is also wrong.

Yes, the left needs to fight back on as many fronts as they can. But committing the same action that you are denouncing makes you lose all credibility.

Look, I'm as curious as anybody else about what Omar and Mike did in their adolescence. But their privacy is important, too.

DO NOT RELEASE THE EPPS' TEEN FILES!

Whenever my laptop starts up, I'm like, "Damn, is Jay Leno about to do a voice over?"

But then I remember that Lenovo is the brand of computer I have, and not a V.O. indicator.

If 7 ate 9, then 6 has nothing to be afraid of.
Clearly, 7 only has an appetite for numbers that are two away from it. Notice how 8 was unharmed?
So, mathematically, it should be 5 who's afraid of 7. And 6 should feel safe due to 8's survival.

Just so we're clear on the logic of it all.

Do you love improv comedy or RPGs?
How about when they meet in one beautiful show?
I'm proud to be a tiny part of this new podcast, created and hosted by @magoogs.bsky.social.
Join three monster hunters on a rip-roarin', dice-rollin', mystery-solvin' adventure through LA.

#MonsterOfTheWeek #GenCon

We are no better than the systems we participate in.

So yeah, there's a genocide going on, 2 million people are starving to death, I'm doing whatever I can to disrupt complacency, and his biggest concern is a pedestrian being in the crosswalk when it's okay to cross.

#ACAB #FreePalestine

The so-called infraction he was referring to was the fact that when the walk sign comes on, I like to get into the crosswalk and hold my sign in such a way that the drivers of stopped cars can't ignore the message.

I always clear the crosswalk by the time the walk signal ends.

Just got back from our weekly Palestine protest.

A Carbondale cop came up to me and told me to stay out of the street or he'll write me a ticket.

I crunched some numbers. By the end of this September, each US tax paying household will have contributed an average of $226 toward genocide.

Even if you are the biggest Zionist, Islamophobic, racist, rich jerk out there... wouldn't you rather have that money than not?

#FreePalestine #FuckTheIOF

Yeah, for the longest time I was staring at this post wondering: "Isn't Bluesky supposed to be a place where things make sense?"

I helped my nibblings record some commercial parodies. They did one about Harry Potter, and in it, my 10-year-old niece mistakenly misgendered J.K. Rowling.
I have no idea if it was a slip of the tongue, or if she actually thinks Rowling is a man. Either way, I've never been prouder of anybody ever.