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Just passed George Clarke on the stairs coming out of the District & Circle at King’s Cross. Must say he didn’t look particularly amazed by any of the spaces, in fact I could go as far to say he looked thoroughly pissed off but that would be speculation.

I distinctly remember the “immigrants are eating swans from royal parks” thing Farage is banging on about from a satire I read years ago. Anyone know what it might be? I’m leaning towards a Will Self possibly

Presumably this is all part of an elaborate plan to have people with autism interned in labour camps working for the state, concocted by a man whose knowledge of autism extends to having seen Rain Man once in the late 1980s and didn’t understand what was going on but thought it was a cute movie

Every year!

Seems it’s not Moana, it’s Lilo & Stitch. Shows how much attention I was paying

Watching Moana with my daughter. Glad to see Tia Carrera has finally got that follow-up gig after Wayne’s World

Every little helps etc

September 21st 🤨

Four arrests after images of Trump and Epstein projected on Windsor Castle Police said four people remain in custody after the "stunt," which coincided with the US president's arrival in the UK.

Waiting for the “LED BY DONKEYS CHARGED UNDER TERRORISM ACT” headline www.bbc.com/news/article...

Is there a more degrading experience known to man than a delayed Ryanair flight to Luton?

Thankfully somewhat unfounded, in retrospect

Shameful. Definitely didn’t vote Labour for this

Amazing how the sight of a single team can make weeks of preseason optimism vanish in seconds #mufc

15 minutes into Gladiator 2 and it’s shaping up to be dreadful already

Says a man who’s definitely never ever ever never never made a foolish or inflammatory statement, let alone and foolish AND inflammatory statement

Blagged a freebie to see Stevie at Hyde Park. Big news on site is that apparently ELO have pulled out of tomorrow because Jeff Lynn has broken his hand

Odds in it blowing up/crashing and burning quite high

Charli XCX. Doesn’t sing. Shakes a very mediocre arse.

EZRA COLLECTIVE: GREAT FUCKING BAND

Was that mean?

Just blocked some nobhead Self Esteem fan because he said all my #glastonbury posts are really negative and i should “chin up”. Yes, that’s the point you tool, I have taste and standards. This is dross

I would rather sit in silence than listen to another second of Self Esteem #glastonbury

This is dreadfukl. #glastonbury

Lou Reed isn’t dead. He’s in Alanis Morrisette’s backing band

The only good thing about 2025 is the total disregard the youth of today have for bras #glastonbury

Ok i take that back after the hands in the air bit

He must be a bit warm in that tracky top and black jeans #glastonbury

And just as i say that they do a song that’s not terribly shit

I also have no idea how Franz Ferdinand got so big. A textbook example of one of those very mediocre mid 00s bands that got way more popular than they should have. Daft Punk remix? Fuck off #glastonbury

My general position is to question whether music back then was also this shit but youth stopped us from realising it. Maybe we’d like this dross if we were teenagers? I believe the exact opposite but i question myself