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Difficult to say anyone has ever made a perfect movie but I reckon Elf is as close as you can get.

“FIFA Peace Prize”. Tragic.

It’s Antonin Panenka’s birthday today.

And to mark the occasion, here’s Julian Dicks giving it some proper fucking welly from the penalty spot…

Not that there are any afters these days at my age. Barely any befores either

Pretty sure my wife is very ADHD and I reckon her and Robson would be best mates for a while until I had to kick him out for being a bit annoying at the afters

Watching Robson Green doing Unchained Melody just screams the personality that does that fishing show. #totp

Wow, the BBC are right, Rachel Reeves really is announcing a RAFT OF TAX RISES

That was shit but at least we’re not liverpool

Juat went to try and find something in my Instagram saved items and it’s amazing how many times you can accidentally press that button and save something you’re not interested in whilst simultaneously failing to save anything you actually want. Would highly recommend

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What do you mean, they’re definitely very str8 males who are really into soccer and shit

If someone had told me they were all shagging and doing blow then i may have been more inclined to spend some time on it

Not watched Strictly before. Didn’t realise it was that kind of show 🤨

The home of the brave, and the land of the… uh… free?

Note to self: Wasabi is a dreadful establishment. Convenience does not make up for bad food.

Wide awake since 3:30am. Marvellous. Might as well get up for work then.

So what happens when the Epstein files are released later and several hundred pages are mysteriously missing?

Sarah Ferguson’s new children’s booked ‘pulped’ after scrutiny over Epstein links

“This is why I took the job in the first place and left Manchester United to come here an’ ting,” McClaren said at his pre match press conference at the National Stadium.

Idea for a new TV show: Scam Interceptors meets Beadle’s About

Might get back on news/tweeting bollocks

Just picked up a National Geographic Traveller in a dentists waiting room (where else) and i remember being upset about the Murdoch takeover but just need to say it was right up my alley. Bosh

My eldest child has just joined LinkedIn. I’m sure all you other career enthusiasts will understand what an emotional moment that is for me.

We are

The media need to stop this fucking sycophancy. The man is an absolute danger

The Prince of Dorkness would be more accurate

a black and white photo of prince sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and the words lawd hammercy . ALT: a black and white photo of prince sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and the words lawd hammercy .

BBC News have just described Elon Musk as “one of the most influential and flamboyant entrepreneurs ever”, ffs.

Which may explain how moody he looked when i saw him at Kings Cross the other week

Following up on a previous theme, he appears to be in Australia desperately trying to sound very enthusiastic about some architecture he clearly despises