exciting to think that 6 months from now, I won’t have long distance woes anymore
06.02.2026 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0exciting to think that 6 months from now, I won’t have long distance woes anymore
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So in love, got me learning how to caramelize onions to make french onion soup n shit
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the beasts
05.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have GOT to decide on a gift for my clown’s birthday. I have so many ideas. They just keep coming. Like a handkerchief up my sleev- hey wait a damn minute.
08.01.2026 19:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no cheeses for us meeces
25.12.2025 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0missing my clown o’clock
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I don’t have a dream acting role, per se, but I do have directors I dream of working with.
Alas, I currently serve coffee each day.
therapist said it’s so good to watch a lover girl get her spark back 😭💞
01.11.2025 19:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dating someone who emphatically wants to date you too is insane and amazing and it makes you wonder how you could have ever accepted anything less
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[to the tune of mitski’s ‘my love mine all mine’]
‘my clown mine all mine’
this long distance thing got hands
02.09.2025 04:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yknow what this Coldplay drama valid. don’t trust people who like Coldplay /j
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www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8h9FSPy/
If I had a little rat boyfriend, I’d leave him bagels so he could be this happy
If I had a little rat boyfriend I would make him little rat soup (broccoli cheddar)
12.04.2025 03:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.
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WTF?!? Elon Musk reposted this on X before quietly deleting it:
“Stalin, Mao, and Hitler didn’t murder millions of people. Their public sector employees did.”
No one should be deported
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
if I had a little rat boyfriend I would cherish him
14.03.2025 20:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0US added to the global human rights watchlist due to declining civil liberties.
11.03.2025 16:47 — 👍 13915 🔁 3294 💬 269 📌 241hand. bag.
09.03.2025 04:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if I had a little rat boyfriend, I would renovate a large dollhouse so he could have a sprawling estate
07.03.2025 01:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0withers big naturals Halloween 2025
07.03.2025 01:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just discovered we have goth nights where I live? time to start going out more often
27.02.2025 14:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if I had a little rat boyfriend I’d make him a matching eyepatch and we could go as pirates to renfaires
20.02.2025 23:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if I had a little rat boyfriend I would make him little rat costumes
19.02.2025 20:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if I had a little rat boyfriend I would learn to make him a soufflé
17.02.2025 05:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if I had a little rat boyfriend, I would give him a little rat kiss and then a cheese cube
15.02.2025 02:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if I had a little rat boyfriend, I would keep him in my cardigan pocket so we could always go on an adventure
13.02.2025 18:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if I had a little rat boyfriend, I’d have some little rat tap shoes cobbled just for him
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